The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
I'm back! Anyways, in this chapter, I'm going to make fun of the Twilight Zone. It should be noted that the theme does still give me the creeps. Also, I was originally going to make a Hulk parody, but it took too long and the movie didn't seem to be that good. Anyways, here's my twelfth parody!
Parody #12
A Parody of The Twilight Zone
By: The Zero series
(Zero, who is dressed in a tuxedo, walks up to the middle of a screen in an empty room.)
Zero - Greetings. The parody you are about to read has basically no ties to the actual show. Also, the theme song scares the crap out of me. It's just… creepy. Anyways, let's get to it.
(Zero places earmuffs on and walks away as the theme song is played. The new setting is a library where Harpuia is reading, Leviathan is flirting with Zero, Ciel is trying to make her way towards Leviathan with a flame-thrower, Phantom trying to stop her, and Fefnir working out. Yeah, it's kinda weird walking into a library and finding someone working out, isn't it.)
Phantom - Please, just calm down.
Ciel - I am calm!
Phantom - Stop yelling then.
Ciel - I'm not yelling.
Phantom - YES, YOU ARE!
Librarian - Be quiet!
Phantom - Sorry.
Ciel - I've got business to take care of. Move it or suffer the consequences.
Phantom - Ha! Do your…
(Ciel uses the flame-thrower to set Phantom on fire. He begins screaming while running around the library like a chicken with it's head cut off.)
Librarian - I said be quiet!
(The librarian throws a ruler at Phantom and it goes through his head, killing him instantly.)
Zero - Man, it must suck to be him.
Leviathan - So, what else is new?
(Fefnir starts does sit-ups and he spots an odd-looking book. The narrator, Alouette, begins speaking.)
Alouette - Little did Fefnir know that two things were about to happen. He would stumble upon a book featuring the most vile fiends, spells, and Bill Gates autobiography. The second thing was that his pants were about to be filled in with brown concrete.
Fefnir - Aw, man! I crapped my pants!
Leviathan - Ha ha!
Fefnir - Hey, look. I found a book.
Zero - Congratulations, halfwit. There's about a thousand of them here.
Fefnir - -opens book- I'm serious. Look! This is full of evil crap.
(Everyone gazes inside and reads a few lines.)
Harpuia - Of course it's evil. It's Bill Gates autobiography. That guy's, like, spewing evil.
Zero - I concur.
Fefnir - Whatever. I'm getting it.
Leviathan - There is a curse on that you know.
Fefnir - Really?
Leviathan - Yes, now shut up. According to legend, Bill Gates cursed all of his Macintosh computers, but he wasn't pleased. So, he cursed his autobiography. There are supposed to be seven events that take place after purchase, rental, or disposal.
Harpuia - So?
Leviathan - Three words: Don't borrow it.
Fefnir - Two words: You're crazy.
Zero - One word: Shut the hell up and borrow already!
Harpuia - Uh… Zero?
Zero - I know!
(After borrowing the book, the guardians return to Neo Arcadia.)
Fefnir - Not that I'm scared, but what was this first event?
Leviathan - Basically, someone returns from the dead only to suffer many more fates.
(Phantom enters the room.)
Phantom - Howdy!
(A lance appears and nails him to the wall. The process of Phantom reappearing and lances nailing him to the wall continues until the entire wall is covered in Phantoms.)
Fefnir - Okay. Second event?
Leviathan - A hero in red shall go crazy and perish.
Fefnir - Aw, man.
Leviathan - What?
Fefnir - I want to be blue.
Alouette - The next morning…
(Fefnir is staring wide-eyed at the book and his eye is twitching. Leviathan runs into the room and slams the door closed.)
Leviathan - What's with you?
Fefnir - It moved…
Harpuia - -breaks into the room- What part of 'I have a hangover!' don't you understand?
(Harpuia, who isn't wearing his helmet, has a purplish robe and squeaky bunny slippers on, and a newspaper in his hand, looks at Leviathan in a demented and creepy way.)
Harpuia - You… Shall… Die… Slowly…
(Suddenly, Blazin' Flizzard breaks in through the wall.)
Flizzard - Howdy!
Harpuia - Play dead!
(Harpuia nails Flizzard to the wall with his saber.)
Harpuia - Stay dead!
(Before Harpuia can throw his other saber, Flizzard screams and blows his brains out. Harpuia shrugs and turns to find Leviathan is absent.)
Harpuia - Son of a…
Fefnir - Biscuit!
Harpuia - You're next.
(Leviathan, who is the air ducts, sits and thinks.)
Leviathan - Let's see. Third event… Ah, yes! A disaster will destroy a heroic being.
Alouette - Elsewhere, at the Resistance hideout…
Ciel - Dammit! The brownies have been burnt to a crisp!
Zero - NNNNNOOOOO!
Alouette - Back at Neo Arcadia…
Fefnir - Did you hear that?
Harpuia - Yeah. Some poor bastard just burnt his brownies. Come on!
(Leviathan continues to move through the air vents until she ends up falling through them.)
Leviathan - Aw, jeez. My neck.
Harpuia - Allow me to take your mind off of your back.
Leviathan - -talking speedily- Ah! Forth event! A male with begin acting female and vice versa! Don't kill me!
(Suddenly, Zero and Harpuia get odd looks in their face.)
Fefnir - Uh… Harpuia?
Harpuia - Come again?
Leviathan - Why do you sound like Zero?
Harpuia - Hello! I am Zero!
Fefnir - Oh, crap.
Harpuia - What?
Alouette - In the Resistance…
Zero - WHERE IS SHE! I'LL CUT HER TO RIBBONS! LEVIATHAN! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER!
Alouette - Back at Neo Arcadia…
Harpuia - -looking down his shirt- Holy shit.
Fefnir - My sentiments exactly.
Alouette - Later.
(Zero, Ciel, Harpuia, Leviathan, and Fefnir are at a large table.)
Zero - You're going to get it, Leviathan. How do you know these events before they happen?
Leviathan - Don't ask me. I'm coming up with random crap.
Zero - Yeah, right.
Leviathan - Fine! Fifth event. Um… A desceased shall return and someone else shall perish.
(Phantom walks in.)
Phantom - Howdy!
(Phantom quickly goes through a bunch of jumps, flips, and rolls, then he looks around nervously. Zero, who's switched bodies with Harpuia, gets a look in his eye and blows up. Suddenly, he reappears.)
Harpuia - Man! Don't do that! It took me forever to find those lives!
Zero - Nya nya! -stabs himself, then reappears-
Harpuia - A pox on you!
Zero - Wait! Leviathan said that a boy and girl would switch places.
(Harpuia and Zero spin to look at each other. Then, they suddenly thrust a finger at one another and yell in unison.)
Zero/ Harpuia - You're the girl!
Zero - I'm quite manly, thank you!
Harpuia - Bull crap! Ever since you appeared in Megaman Zero, no one except Capcom could figure out if you're boy or girl!
Zero - Yeah! Well, people thought that you're a girl in Megaman X1!
Harpuia - You bastard!
Zero - Bring it.
(The two are about to fight when Leviathan stops them.)
Leviathan - Wait! There's one simple way to solve this.
(Leviathan walks up to Zero and looks down his shirt. She walks over to Harpuia and does the same thing. Then, she returns to her seat.)
Leviathan - Just as I thought.
Zero - Well?
Leviathan - -smirks- You're both guys.
Zero/ Harpuia - WHAT!
Leviathan - You didn't let me finish.
Harpuia - Sorry.
Leviathan - You're both guys that people sometimes mistake for women.
Zero - Huh? They do?
Harpuia - Yes. And a pox on them all!
Leviathan - -sighs- Sixth event. Two beings will take up their old forms and a green fellow will fall deathly ill with mad cow disease.
(Zero and Harpuia get that look again, then everyone stands still.)
Phantom - Who remembers that I'm here?
Ciel - I do.
Harpuia - I do.
Leviathan - I do.
Zero - I do.
Fefnir - I do.
(That green mantis from Megaman Zero 2 walks in. Also, I don't know his name.)
Mantis - Taters?
Leviathan - Poop. I was hoping for…
Harpuia - I know.
Fefnir - So, what's the final event?
Leviathan - It's the most horrendous of all events.
Zero - And that would be?
(Bill Gates walks in holding brownies.)
Bill Gates - Hi! I'm…
Everyone Else - RUN AWAY!
(Everyone except Phantom runs away.)
Phantom - Guys?
Bill Gates - Have a brownie.
Phantom - Um… Thank you.
(As Phantom reaches for one, Bill Gates yells out, "MINE!" and implants a butcher knife into Phantom's head.)
Bill Gates - All your brownies belong to me.
(The scene fades out and returns to the empty room when Zero runs back up.)
Zero - Oh yeah! Almost forgot! You are about to enter…
(The camera zooms up to Zero's face.)
Zero - …The Nightlight Zone.
Fefnir - -from off stage- Parody's over, dumbass!
Zero - I'm going to kill him. I swear it.
Well? in the next parody, I make fun of one of the world's greatest (if not, the greatest) sci-fi movie ever created. Tune in next time 'cause I'm not going to burn that movie. Oh no. I'm gonna deep-fry it! Oh yeah, Read and Review please.