(Once in the area where Zim was, Dib set up his equipment. While Gir distracted Zim, he placed micro cameras all over the walls. Then he found a reasonable spot to watch Zim. Gir saw Dib as he walked by and sat next to him.)

Gir: What's next? Did I pass level 1?

Dib: Yeah, you passed. Just keep doing the same thing.

Gir: Are you waitin' for the tooth fairy to come? Zim is an' he can't WAIT for her to come!

Dib: That's not true. He put up defenses up to-

Gir: YOU'RE BORING ME! Read my future again!

Dib: No. (continues to watch Zim with his binoculars)

Gir: Please!? I'll tell Zim you're here if you don't!

Dib: (sighs) Fine. Tomorrow's weather will be partly sunny with a chance of showers throughout the evening.

Gir: WOW!! (stares at Dib for another moment and then takes off)

Inside Zim's labs at 7:25pm:

Zim: Gir, hand me that egg salad! It's necessary for world domination!

Gir: Oooh… (hands it over) What's the salad gonna' do? (Yeah, I wanna' know too! What? You've never heard of the author not knowing what the heck her characters are up to? Pfft, you need to get out more!)

Zim: SILENCE!

Dib: Note to self: that would be the thirty-second time Zim screamed for quiet. (writes it down)

Zim: It won't do anything until I add the gravy.

Gir: I have no idea where you're going with this. (Me neither!)

Dib: (looks at watch) It's getting late and with no fairy of any sort. Hear that world! There's no tooth fairy! But wait…I remember something dad and Gaz told me once…

Flashback from Dib's younger days:

Dib: (six years old) Why are you makin' me put my tooth under the pillow? There's no tooth fairy! Aliens are the ones that exist!

Membrane: Now son, THERE IS SUCH A THING! (thinks: And she was the worst experiment my colleague's ancestor ever created!) (twitches) Since you are insane, I understand. But that doesn't change my mind about grounding you. (walks away)

Gaz: (five years old) I'm gonna' make sure you never go to sleep so the tooth fairy won't come! (plops ice down Dib's back)

Dib: Ahhh!!!

End of Flashback

Dib: (shudders) Guh…If Gaz was right, than I have to get Zim to fall asleep! That's gonna' need some thought.

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This was not an original line…I just thought of it now on 11/25/06. This is not a part of the story. I'm not actually sure what is, but I do know that it's weird. It can be for your entertainment pleasure I suppose. What you are to read below contains false information, fake names, and has absolutely no truth to it whatsoever. I pity you if you're gullible enough to think any of the following is even close to real.

(At one point in life, there was no such thing as a tooth fairy or pillows so people simply buried their teeth in the ground. They did this for good luck, but more importantly to please the Tooth god. If people were crazy enough, they would build statues out of their own teeth and felt that would protect them from the dark spirits. After finally learning that there was no such thing-and when they got smarter-they went to work finding a way to make sleeping more comfortable.

Thus, the pillow was born. The people that still believed in the Tooth god would place their sacred tooth under the pillow as a token of gratitude. In return, nothing ever came of it and people were losing hope as well as motivation to do anything. Eventually, a scientist by the name of Richard Puffins-whom surpassed the population's intelligence-decided to make everyone happy once more by creating something similar to the Tooth god.

As he was working on his experiment, he grew tired and dozed off, forgetting that he left the generator on among other things. When he awoke, he was confused by how his creation looked. It had a fairy-like appearance unlike pictures of the Tooth god, but it would have to do. When Puffins unhooked her from the generator, he realized that she couldn't live without it. He hooked her back to it and went to work to see what element would keep her alive. He discovered that when she was around teeth, she could live on her own. And this is why the tooth fairy takes teeth. There was just one thing the scientist didn't foresee. The tooth fairy gains power for each tooth she takes. Once she has enough power, she can one day take possession of the Earth and we will be at the mercy of the Tooth Queen! Dun dun dun!)