The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Hey howdy! This parody is of the 2005 remake of The Poseidon Adventure. I wasn't originally planning on a parody of this, but there were a couple scenes with 'Parody me!' written on them, so here goes!
Parody #15
A Parody of The Poseidon Adventure
By: The Legends series
(Megaman, Roll, Data, and Prof. Barrell are walking through the ship's security and, as Data goes through the metal detector, it beeps.)
Apathetic Security Guard - Sir, please remove any metal objects that you may…
Data - Look, dumbass. I'm ion a bad mood. I'm made of metal. Stop acting like yourself and try to act… -pile of guns drops from Data's back- Whoops…
Formerly Apathetic Guard - I need backup!
Roll - Hey, Megaman. Should we stop for Data? It looks like he's in trouble.
Megaman - Nah, come on.
Roll - But…
(Numerous gunshots are heard and the three become anxious to leave.)
Megaman - I said let's go! -more gunshots- FASTER!
(After getting their IDs and boarding the ship, Data begins filming around the kitchen with a camcorder.)
Data - And thus the kitchen chefs prepare for another sinister plot, one of which will make the world conscious of the Chef's Cultural Cult. It is a name which obviously rips from the Ku Klux Klan, but it is still a name, one which will soon strike fear into everyone's hearts.
Chef - Shut the hell up!
Data - And thus, their arch nemesis chooses his first target…
(Later, once the ship sets sail, the Bonnes and the Caskets run into each other.)
Roll - You!
Tron - You!
Megaman - Him.
Barrell - Her.
Data - Me!
Teasel - Bad pun. Real bad pun.
(Later, the chefs send a message to each other. It reads 'Spank The Monkey'. After it, the time of 10:00 flashes. The chefs look around and, when the time comes, one chef pulls out a bomb on the bottom floor of the ship.)
Chef - I'm singing in the rain! Just singing in the…
Megaman - -walks in- Innocent bystander! -shoots chef- Twenty points! Oh yeah! I'm on a roll!
(A chef on the other side of the ship places the bomb in a storage closet and activates it. Then, he exits the door, locks it, and pauses in front of it. He closes his eyes, but the bomb doesn't explode. Instead, the chef farts and a huge hole is blown in the side of the ship. This causes the water to start rushing in and the ship rocks.)
Barrell - What was that?
Teasel - I don't know, but it smells all of a sudden.
(Then, as the ship begins to flip over, Megaman begins to… Um… Play around inside a cardboard box.)
Megaman - -walks into dining hall- Okay, now find Roll and… Uh oh.
(The ships falls onto its' side and Megaman falls to the wall.)
Megaman - Box is very uncomfortable all of a sudden.
(The ships flips all of the way and Megaman plummets to the ceiling, landing next to Roll.)
Megaman - I'm gonna… OW! Ah crap. Wait a sec… Roll?
Roll - Are you in a box?
Megaman - Your package arrived.
(Shortly afterwards, Teasel finds Glyde, the chef in charge of the entire attack and pulls a gun out.)
Teasel - Now, I'm gonna give you three seconds to talk before I begin putting caps in your ass!
Glyde - Whatever you say, Mr. Capone. If you must know, I ate jellybeans before boarding and I had to fart.
Teasel - Don't you mean baked beans?
Glyde - No.
Teasel - Right…
(The group of the Caskets, the Bonnes, and Glyde begin moving towards where the hole in the ship is. They climb to a high ledge by using a giant pencil.)
Megaman - Thanks, nerd!
Nerd - Stop making funny of me. -classic nerd snort-
(They begin to make their way through the ship, but come across a room that is on fire. They quickly make their way through, but Barrell looks up and is crushed by a giant cheese cube.)
Roll - Grandpa!
Megaman - Forget him. He was annoying anyways.
(They continue on until they reach a large, vertical tunnel. They begin climbing the ladder when a burst of water breaks loose and blasts Tron to her demise in the seemingly bottomless pit.)
Roll - God, I can't stand her! It's about damn time!
Megaman - That's mean…
Roll - You're only sad 'cause you saw her naked!
Megaman - So… I've seen you naked…
Roll - So…
(After dropping the conversation, they reach a tunnel filled with water. Mistress Sera, who joined them along with Mistress Yuna, goes first, but drowns halfway to the other side.)
Yuna - I think she's dead.
Megaman - Nah. Pull the rope.
(They do so and it comes back without Sera's body.)
Megaman - She's dead. Next?
(After swimming through it, the group goes ahead of Yuna as she catches her breath. The US marines arrive and set up C4 on the pile of junk blocking the exit. Yuna suddenly walks in as the marine goes to push the switch.)
Yuna - Where'd everybody go?
(Yuna is blown to smithereens, but the wall of junk remains. They come up with Plan B and go down a hallway until reaching a walkway several stories above a flaming ground.)
Megaman - Lovely, now we've got to cross a rickety walkway all the way over to the other side while trying not to fall into the precipices of Hell itself. All in favor of forcing Data to go first, say Yay.
(Everyone but Data says Yay.)
Data - And you wonder why I brought all those guns. Phht! I'll show you how it's done.
(Data easily walks across it, but halfway to the other side, a large hand reaches up, grabs Data, and a deep laughing is heard.)
Data - OH MY GOD! HELP ME! HELP ME!
Satan - Where is your God now? HAHAHAHAHA!
(Satan drags Data down into Hell and everyone just looks down until Teasel steps onto the platform, shoves Glyde to the floor below, and runs across the walkway.)
Teasel - I just solved two problems for the price of one. Yay me!
Roll - I'm next.
(Roll easily walks across it and jumps onto the other side.)
Megaman - Looks like I'm last.
(Megaman walks halfway before the walkway begins to fall apart. Megaman barely manages to jump to the other side of the room before the walkway falls into Hell.)
Megaman - I hate this melodramatic stuff.
(After actually setting off the second bomb, the three jump out of the hole and begin swimming to safety.)
Random US Marine - I thought there were eleven survivors.
Megaman - Nah. Just us. Now take me to land. Chop chop!
Random US Marine - -sigh- The things I do for this country…
(They all begin swimming off, but, for no reason whatsoever, a huge crack appears in the Earth and swallows them all before closing again.)
God - Oh, I love to do that. And they were so… Innocent! Twenty-five points! Yay me!
See? Nothing special. But the next chapter will be because I make a parody of quite possibly one of the greatest fighting games of all time. Which one you might ask? Two words: Finish him! Until then, Read and Review and I'll continue!