-A/N: Back to short chapters again. The next one is the last chapter, but there is an alternate ending if you remember. And to Dib fans out there…please don't throw peas at me! They're nasty!-
Inside Zim's living room at 10:59pm:
(By now, Gir was driving Dib insane from playing hide and seek for almost 4 hours straight. Zim was still asleep and snoring rather loudly.)
Dib: (twitches) GIR! I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK A MINUTE LONGER!!!
Gir: But it's your turn to find me! Then it'll be my turn to find you and after that it'll be your turn to find me again!
Dib: It's an on-going cycle! Can't you think of nothing else!?
Gir: What about Freeze tag hide 'n seek? Or hide 'n seek where ya' gotta' run around in circles while you're eating peanut butter!?
Dib: NOOOO-
(Dib stopped short when he heard a small POP and saw a bright flash.)
Dib: (not believing it) You're the tooth fairy?
Tooth Fairy: (stupid grin) Yup!
Dib: So you're real like everyone says?
Tooth Fairy: I think so. (rambles on) Ya' know, I usually am late, but traffic wasn't half bad. Actually, it wasn't half good either. Don't you hate that?
Dib: Hate what?
Tooth Fairy: You talk too much! Where's Zim?
Dib: (points to the couch right next to him) Right there
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Gir: Can I have your autograph?
Tooth Fairy: Sure! (gives Gir an autograph)
Dib: Aren't you supposed to take his tooth now?
Tooth Fairy: Oh...right. (stuffs her hand under Zim's head and grabs his tooth) I ran out of pork so I'll just give him a million dollars instead!!
Dib: A million dollars!!? You're crazy!!! He could buy weapons of mass destruction with that kind of money!!!
Tooth Fairy: He's a good boy. (makes a million dollars appear and land on top of Zim) (Dib's mouth is wide open)
(The tooth fairy looked at Dib's filming equipment and made it disappear.)
Tooth Fairy: No one's supposed to see me!
Dib: But I just saw you!!
Tooth Fairy: Uh, well, no one's gonna' believe a bighead boy! (teleports Dib back to his house and disappears)
Dib: Man! (bangs head against door)