The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
And now, time to make fun of a very popular fighting game, Mortal Kombat! This game is just begging for a parody and so, I'll give it what it wants. Also, I haven't actually played a Mortal Kombat game aside from Shaolin Monks, so I'll mainly make fun of fatalities. Anyways, here's parody number sixteen!
Parody #16
A Parody of Mortal Kombat
By: The Zero series
(The actual hunter X walks in as a hologram in a blue suit. For some reason, he becomes solid.)
Zero - Ready for the next parody, huh?
X - Yeah.
Zero - Who are you?
X - Sub Zero. You?
Zero - I've got two parts. I'm only saying that I'm Scorpion. You'll have to guess the other one.
X - I don't like thinking. Ah well.
Zero - Quitter.
(For no reason whatsoever, upon climbing onto the roof of some random building, Harpuia flies down.)
Zero - Who are you?
Harpuia - I'm Mr. Potater Head!
Zero - What?
Harpuia - I'm Lui Kang. Better?
Zero - Much.
(Suddenly, Phantom runs in and shoves Harpuia aside.)
Phantom - Infidel! I am Kung Lao and I shall face him!
Zero - Okay. Do you even know how to fight a match?
Phantom - Yes! -takes shuriken and throws it like a hat- I win! Fatality!
(Zero easily moves aside and the shuriken comes back and decapitates Phantom.)
Deep Voice - Scorpion wins! Self-inflicted fatality!
Zero - Right…
(Ciel and Alouette walk in.)
Zero - Hi. And you are?
Ciel - Nobody. We're not in this parody. We just happened to wander in.
Harpuia - How dare you! I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
Ciel - Okay.
Deep Voice - Fight!
(Ciel proceeds to continously do the same attack over and over again.)
Zero - Not these people.
Deep Voice - Finish them!
(Harpuia stands stiff and smiles in an extremely disturbing way. Then, he tilts his head and looks off. For no reason, Ciel and Alouette drop dead.)
Deep Voice - You win! Double fatality!
Harpuia - Own.
(X appears in a bolt of lightning wearing a white suit and woven hat.)
Zero - Since when are you Raiden?
X - Since we had a shortage in characters. Now, the both of you, listen. I command you to do that and you to do this. Then, I will want fifty jumping-jacks followed by three hundred single-handed push ups. Got that?
Deep Voice - Finish him!
X - Oh boy…
(Zero grabs his spear and accidentally throws it into X's head.)
Zero - Get over here!
(Zero rips X's head off and it rolls to his feet.)
Zero - Cool. Look what I can do! -swings speared head around in circles-
Deep Voice - You win! Fatality!
(Suddenly, Fefnir jumps in with two cardboard arms attached to his back.)
Fefnir - Fear me! I am Goro! I fart benevolence!
Zero - Don't you mean malevolence. Benevolence is kindness.
Fefnir - Silence!
Deep Voice - Finish…
(Fefnir punches Zero's head off and does a victory dance.)
Deep Voice - You didn't even let me finish. Son of a bitch!
(For no reason, Fefnir explodes.)
Deep Voice - I win! Fatality!
(Zero respawns as Reptile and he lurks his way to Neo Arcadia.)
Zero - I'm not abnormal-looking. Just passing through. 'Scuse me. You'll die in the next life! Coming through.
(Once inside Neo Arcadia, he meets Leviathan.)
Zero - And you are?
Leviathan - I'm Stephanie Something-Or-Other.
Zero - You forgot your own character's name?
Leviathan - Yeah.
Zero - You suck. Bye.
(Zero lurks away while Leviathan shrugs and walks off.)
Zero - Honestly. That's pathetic.
Harpuia - I'm back.
Zero - Lovely. The peanut gallery returns.
Harpuia - Hey! I'd be an art gallery if anything!
Zero - Be gone with ye!
(Harpuia explodes.)
Zero - What the…
Deep Voice - Shit. I forgot to say 'Test Your Might!' Ah well. You suck. Hahahahaha…
Zero - We'll see who has the last laugh.
(X walks in dressed as Sub Zero.)
X - What up? Wait. My lungs! Ack! Air! I… need… -dies-
Zero - What the shit?
Deep Voice - You win! Global warming!
Zero - That's even worse.
(Zero eventually finds his way to Omega X. He is actually normal.)
Zero - Who are you?
Omega - I don't' know why, but I'm Baraka.
(Omega points his arms down and spikes impale his feet. He looks down at them.)
Omega - Ow.
Zero - Die!
(Omega does so, only to return seconds later dressed as an old man.)
Zero - What the crap!
Omega - Ha ha! I am Tsang Shung and I shall not be defeated!
Zero - Bite me, old man!
Omega - You're older!
Zero - Death!
(Fefnir, dressed as Johnny Cage, jumps in a punches Omega's head off.)
Deep Voice - You win! Fat… Hey! Wait a freaking second!
Zero - How dare you! Take this!
(Zero reaches his hand and farts. Then, he blasts through the room. Fefnir gags, then dies.)
Deep Voice - You win! Fartality!
Zero - Woohoo!
(Zero flies into space and dies due to lack of oxygen.)
Deep Voice - You win! Fatality? Wait a sec. Hello? Anybody? Hello? I'm alone again…
Unusual Voice - It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!
Deep Voice - NOOOOOOOOO! Wait... Finish Yourself!
Unusual Voice - It's peanut butter jelly...
(A loud squish is heard.)
Deep Voice - Fatality! Hahaha! Wait... I'm alone again. Oh well... there's always old Spongebob reruns... I miss my poopaw...
Again, nothing special, but I don't know the series that well. Anyways, in the next chapter, the X series mocks Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. San Andreas hadn't been released when I came up with this one, so you'll have to deal with this. Anyways, Read and Review and I'll continue!