-A/N: Whadda ya' know. The last chapter. And then there'll be the alternate ending, which is so short you'll cry. Yay!-
The next morning at 7:00am:
(Zim woke up and saw all the money on top of him.)
Zim: Ahhhhhh!!! What is all this!!?
Gir: LETTUCE!!
Zim: LETTUCE!? We must dispose of it at once!
(As the scene changes, you hear the peaceful sound of a paper shredder grinding up each and every dollar piece by piece. Later that day at school, Dib gathered the attention of his classmates to admit that there was such thing as a tooth fairy. He was standing on his desk so everyone could see him.)
Dib: Guys! Remember how I said the tooth fairy wasn't real?
(The other students turned to face Dib. They had bland expressions on their faces, showing how little they cared.)
Dib: Well, I was…wrong. She is real and stupid! I had to tell her where Zim was! He was right next to her! Oh yeah, she also gave him tons of money! We need to stop Zim from buying supplies of doom!
Zim: (spooks Dib by coming up right behind him) What money?
Dib: Huh? Wait-did you spend it already!?
Zim: I never got any money.
Dib: Didn't you see it when you woke up!?
Zim: That was lettuce. I destroyed it all. I'm allergic to lettuce. (I just made that up! Woot!)
Dib: THAT WASN'T LETTUCE!!! WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?!
Zim: Gir! (growls) I could've used that money to buy destructive weapons!
Dib: (smirks) Oh well Zim!
(Zim was going to make a comeback, but he walked angrily to his desk instead. He couldn't think of anything to say. Zita poked Dib hard on the back.)
Zita: The tooth fairy's not real you dork!
Dib: Yes she is! She-wait a minute! You and all of your friends were so mad when I said she wasn't real!
Zita: Nuh-uh!
Gretchen: You're such a loser!
Dib: But…you said…and…aw forget it!
Zim: (from his desk) VICTORY FOR ZIM!!!
Dib: …
(Aw, Dib got his way after all…well some of it anyway…yeah...)
THE END!!! (Pfft…not really)