-A/N: Okay here it is: The AlTeRnAtE ending! It may not be much, but it does lead to the sequel, Lullaby. They say sequels are usually stink compared to the first story, but I can assure you that my sequel is TEN times better than this has been. First of all, it's in actual story form and secondly, it's more recent. I began it last November and have been going at it since then.-
Dib: Gaz, my plan didn't work. Something had to go wrong!
Gaz: Yeah, something went wrong 'cause you're still alive.
Dib: (rambles on) Anyway, I had proof of Zim's…alien ness, but the tooth fairy had to get rid of it!
Gaz: Maybe the tooth fairy was working for Zim.
Dib: That's ridiculous Gaz! Zim was trying to keep her away!
Gaz: Whatever. I'm not interested. Really.
Dib: Why hadn't I stuck with the plan of bringing Zim to the S.E.N when I had the chance!? That's more important than proving tooth fairies exist!
Gaz: Couldn't you still do that?
Dib: YOU'RE A GENIUS GAZ!! (practically lifts Gaz off the floor)
(Gaz was freaked out, startled, angry, agitated, and confused when Dib screamed excitedly.)
Gaz: (growls) DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN! What was that for anyway!?
Dib: I can make another sleeping gel tack! Only this time, there won't be any distractions! And Zim won't suspect a thing! (laughs maniacally)
Gaz: You do know that you're jinxing it, don't you? And here's some advice: get a life!
THE END!!! (For real this time!)