The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
In this chapter, the Legends series gets to appear on Wheel of Fortune. By the way, I'm not gonna have people spinning the wheel 'cause that takes up the entire time. Anyways, here's parody number nineteen!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Parody #19
A Parody of Wheel of Fortune
By: The Legends series
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(Glyde walks up with Roll and they go different ways halfway to the stage. There, Megaman, Data, and Teasel all stand as contestants. People slowly stop clapping as Glyde prepares to talk.)
Glyde - Yea, yea. Welcome to Wheel of Fortune, blah blah blah, money, prizes, let's start.
(Audience applauds.)
Glyde - Thank you, dumb people. The category resembles a puzzle from Tribond.
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
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------- -------
-. -. -------
Megaman - Um… I never played Tribond.
Glyde - Well, sucks to be you! Now spin.
(Megaman spins and people began clapping and cheering. Glyde looks around annoyingly as the wheel keeps spinning… spinning… spinning… not slowing down… spinning… spinning… Suddenly, Glyde reaches down and stops it.)
Glyde - Now, a letter. Preferably an English one if you could manage it, sir.
Megaman - Uh… Does 'S' count?
Glyde - No, you fucktard. It doesn't.
Data - Yes it does!
Glyde - I'm gonna fucking kill you, monkey!
(A.N. As you have just seen, this chapter will be uncensored due to the Vgcats Dot Com reference I just used. That site's funny as hell.)
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
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------- ----s--
-. -. S---s—
Glyde - Now?
Megaman - I'll spin.
Glyde - No, you won't.
(A crane comes down and picks the wheel up, carrying it to God-knows-where.)
Gylde - There's no Goddamn wheel, no Goddamn money, and there sure as hell is no…
Data - Let me guess, sane hosts? Were they all out or something?
Glyde - You remember that when I'm holding a missile launcher at your ugly ass face. Now, pick a letter. I don't give a shit what letter, but just pick one. And be speedy about it. I'm going to miss Deal Or No Deal. AND I DON'T LIKE MISSING DEAL OR NO DEAL!
(Glyde launches a random rocket into the audience. Everyone that didn't get blown up applauds.)
Megaman - Fine! I'll pick… Um… uh… G?
Glyde - No Gs. You're a fucking moron and now on to the monkey.
Data - J… for jackass!
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
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------- J---s--
-. J. S---s--
Glyde - J… for jack-of-all-trades. Yes, I am! Now pick a letter 'fore I blow my fucking brains out.
Data - Oh… I'll pick…
Glyde - You said O. I'll go with that.
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
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------- J---so-
O. J. S---so-
Data - Okay…
Glyde - You said K. I'll go with that.
Data - Douchebag!
Glyde - Suck me.
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
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------- J--kso-
O. J. S---so-
Glyde - My God. You're not a fucking moron. Well, actually, you are. Keep a-picking, fuck-for-brains!
Data - Cram it! Now, I'll pick… E!
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
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-----e- J--kso-
O. J. S---so-
Data - I!
Glyde - -in singsong voice- …will fucking neuter you, monkey, if you don't hurry the fuck up!
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
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-i---e- J--kso-
O. J. Si--so-
Data - T!
Glyde - Is that your final answer?
Data - What?
Glyde - Do I look like I'm fucking kidding!
Megaman - Uh…
Gylde - HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? DON'T FUCK THE PORCUPINES! AAAAAAAAA-
TV Voice - We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by and thank you for your cooperation.
(Glyde holds a gun in his hand and his brains have been blown all over the desk.)
Megaman - Hmmm… Gory. I like gory.
Juno - Well, looks like I'm taking over.
Data - It's better than nothing.
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
--t-
-i---e- J--kso-
O. J. Si--so-
Juno - Next letter.
Data - A. I've got a bad feeling to where this is going.
First Puzzle (Tribond-y Types):
-ata
-i--ae- Ja-kso-
O. J. Si--so-
Juno - Now?
Data - I'll solve. -sighs- Data. Michael Jackson. O. J. Simpson.
(The little fanfare plays.)
Juno - You are right! Now, for an extra nothing, can you tell me what these three things have in common?
Data - I don't know, and I'd prefer never to know.
Juno - They're all losers!
Data - Goddamn it! I knew it! This was a set-up! I swear it was!
Juno - Next category is Before & After Data kills himself!
Data - What!
Juno - Before & After!
Second Puzzle (Before & After)
---- -- - ------- ----- --- --- --- -------- ---
Juno - Data! You start us off.
Data - F… for fuck you all!
Second Puzzle (Before & After)
---- -- - f------ ----- --- f-- --- -------- ---
Data - I dunno! J!
Juno - -like surfer- For Juno!
Data - No. J for jalopy. Are you sure you weren't made from one?
Juno - -like game show host- Yes, I am! And there are no Js. You sucky monkey! On to Teasel!
Teasel - Is three a letter?
Juno - -smiles- No.
Teasel - Oh. Then I'll go with B.
Juno - -like surfer- Ahh! B for buttfu… um… for bummer! No Bs. Onto Megadude!
Megaman - Call me that again and this buster will be shoving up a very uncomfortable place.
Juno - Oh. Sorry.
Megaman - Don't be sorry. My butt itches hell! -itches butt-
Juno - Um… Yeah… Pick a letter… And don't touch me…
Megaman - E?
Second Puzzle (Before & After)
---- -- - f------ --ee- E-e F-- --e -------- ---
Juno - Next letter?
Megaman - I?
Second Puzzle (Before & After)
---- i- - f---i-- --ee- E-e F-- --e ----i--- ---
Juno - Next letter?
Megaman - E?
Juno - You said that.
Megaman - I?
Juno - You said that too.
Megaman - O?
Juno - You didn't say that.
Second Puzzle (Before & After)
---- i- - f---i-- --ee- E-e Fo- --e ----i--- ---
Juno - Next letter. And no more kids' songs.
Megaman - X!
Juno - This isn't that series. And even if it was, you'd still be wrong. Data?
Data - D! A! T! If my name's up there…
Second Puzzle (Before & After)
Data i- a f---i-- --ee- E-e Fo- T-e -t-ai--t ---
(Everyone turns to Data, who is readying a blowtorch.)
Juno - Data, another letter, please?
Data - Why?
Juno - That's good enough, suck monkey!
Second Puzzle (Before & After)
Data i- a f---i-- --ee- Eye Fo- T-e -t-ai--t –y
Data - I know the whole thing. And this letter will tell me if I need to kill people or not. I pick… Z!
Juno - Um… You're nowhere relatively close to a letter that's up there.
Data - Oh, then it isn't fuzzmonkey.
Juno - I don't see your logic, but okay. Teasel?
Teasel - I'd like to solve!
Juno - Go ahead.
Teasel - Data is a freaking three eye for the eighth guy… scalawag!
Juno - After listening to that statement, I'm on the verge of losing an IQ point. Megaman? Are you willing to give a somewhat sane answer?
Megaman - Of course! Data is a fucking Queer Eye For The Straight Guy!
(The fanfare plays again.)
Data - God-frickin-mother-stuffin-damn it!
Juno - -gasps- You're going to Hell for saying dirty words!
Data - Then I'll take you with me! -jumps on Juno- DIE, MOTHERFU-
TV Voice - We are once again experiencing technical difficulties. Thank you for your cooperation.
(Juno lays in pieces as Sera walks up and looks down.)
Sera - Right. The last puzzle is Phrase.
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
---'- -------- ---- ----- ------ ----!
Sera - Teasel, a letter, please.
Teasel - X!
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
--X'- -------- ---- ----- ------ ----!
Sera - It's your lucky day. Now give a sane response.
Teasel - M!
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
M-X'- -------- ---- m---- ------ ----!
Sera - Weird. Another?
Teasel - A!
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
M-X'- -a------ ---- ma--- ------ ----!
Sera - I think I see where is going.
Teasel - R!
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
M-X'- -ar----- ---- ma--r ------ ----!
Teasel - K!
Sera - Teasel?
Teasel - T!
Sera - Stop.
Teasel - H!
Sera - Sorry, no H. And we all know X marks the spot.
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
M-X'- -ar----- k--k ma--r ---k-- --t-!
Sera - Megaman?
Megaman - S!
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
MSX's -ar----s k--k ma--r ---k-- --ts!
Sera - Next letter and may I recommend a vowel?
Megaman - O!
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
MSX's -aro---s k--k ma-or -o-k-- --ts!
Sera - Talk about self-centering.
Megaman - I'd like to make a statement!
Sera - Ooookay… Be my guest.
Megaman - MSX's parodies kick major donkey nuts!
MSX - That they do, my child!
(The fanfare plays again.)
Data - At least one of the puzzles didn't make fun of me.
Megaman - …And Data is a douche!
Third Puzzle (Phrase)
MSX's parodies kick major donkey nuts!
…And Data is a douche.
Data - God-frickin-mother-stuffin-muffin-suckin-granny-humpin-damn it!
Sera - Come with me, Megaman.
Megaman - Are we going to your dressing room? Wink, wink.
Sera - No, we're not. Wink, wink.
(Sera and Megaman walk to a miniature wheel. Megaman spins it and picks the card that he lands on.)
Sera - The category is Thing. First, the letters R, S, T, L, N, and E will be shown.
Final Puzzle (Thing)
-r--t---e
Sera - Now, we need three consonants and a vowel.
Megaman - K, M, F, and A.
Sera - Okay, you'll have ten seconds to solve it before time runs out. Good luck.
Final Puzzle (Thing)
Fr--t--ke
(Ten seconds go by and Megaman yells out a response as the buzzer sounds.)
Megaman - Threesome!
Sera - …nooo…
Megaman - Then what is it?
Final Puzzle (Thing)
Fruitcake
(Data's eye twitches before he screams a war cry and begins chasing Megaman around the stage.)
Sera - Um.. That's all the time for now. As for me, I quit. -throws card behind her and walks off-
Data - IT'S THE REVENGE OF KONG, MOTHERFUCKER!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------And thus ends another weird chapter. In the next chapter, Zero goes one-on-one with Regis 'cause he wants to be a millionaire. Until then, Read and Review and I'll continue!