The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
To be truly honest, I don't know where to begin. First off, I made the gags for Sparticus. It took three days. Then, when I was about to convert them to my computer (I made them on my friend's), the computer konks out and won't start up again. I was hoping to wait it out, but now it looks like it won't be up again anytime soon. So, to my extreme displeasure, I am postponing the Sparticus parody to a later date. For now, I'll replace it with a nice parody of 007's first movie, Dr. No. So, please forgive this sudden change and here's the last Classic parody!!
Parody #22
A Parody of Dr. No
By: The Classic series
(In the opening sequence, Bubbleman goes to walk past the camera, but spins and shoots it. When nothing happens, he starts, then shoots twice more. He walks up to the camera and shoots three more clips into the camera. Nothing happens. He throws his arms in the air and walks away. The scene changes to the outside of a country club. As man walks out of club, Toadman, Ringman, and Metalman open fire on him.)
Man - Oh my God!!" -runs off-
Metalman - What?! How is he alive? We shot him five times. Wait… What happened to Fred?
(The camera shows Toadman with five bullet wounds in him, including his own. Later, in a country house, Kalinka is on a communicator.
Kalinka - Russian Whore to Flying Debris. Russian Whore to Flying Debris. How do you read me? Over.
Operator - This is Flying Debris, London. Go ahead, Russian Whore.
Kalinka - I'd like three Big Macs, two apple pies, and… -gets shot-
(The scene changes to a casino where Bubbleman and Roll are playing card games.)
Bubbleman - I admire your courage, Miss…
Starman - Tooty. Fruity Tooty. In the booty!
Bubbleman - Yeah…
Starman - And I admire your luck, Mister…
Bubbleman - Pond. Jack Pond.
(Later, Bubbleman walks into Roll's office. Bubbleman attempts to toss his hat onto the rack, but it passes the rack and hits an old man on the head.)
Old Man - Agh!
(Bubbleman learns about his assignment and returns to his apartment. Bubbleman busts open the door and Starman serves a golf ball that flies into his face.)
Bubbleman - AH! Sweet Jesus!!
(Bubbleman recovers and stands up.)
Bubbleman - You picked the wrong moment for this. I need to leave as soon as possible.
Starman - When did you say you had to leave?
Bubbleman - Immediately.
Starman - When did you…
Bubbleman - This instant!!
(Later, after being chased by car, Bubbleman gets in a fight with Heatman. However, Bubbleman gets his ass kicked. Heatman kills himself and Bubbleman returns to the hotel. In its, instead of taking a hair from his head, Bubbleman reaches into his pants and grunts. He then puts his pubic hair and sticks it to the wall.)
Bubbleman - Easy as pie.
(After meeting Bass, Plantman takes a picture of Bubbleman and Brightman. Bass grabs Plantman's hand and begins walking towards the bar.)
Plantman - You're hurting me! You're still hurting me! You're…
Bass - Say I'm hurting you one more time and I'll rip this arm off.
(When Dr. Light enters the empty room, he walks around briefly.)
Intercom Sparkman - Sit down.
Light - As you command, God.
Intercom Sparkman - I'm not God.
Bass - If you say so, God.
Intercom Sparkman - I'm going to kill you if you call me God again.
Bass - As you wish, God.
(After returning to his apartment, Bubbleman goes to the closet. Now, their is an entire mass of pubic hairs sticking out of the door's cracks. That night, Bubbleman sees something crawling up his leg. It turns out to be a hand. Bubbleman turns to see Frostman.)
Frostman - I had a great time tonight.
(Bubbleman screams and wakes up. He looks under the covers.)
Bubbleman - Oh, thank God! It's just a tarantula. -goes back to sleep-
(The next day, Bubbleman goes to Kalinka's apartment.)
Bubbleman - Wait. I thought you were dead.
Kalinka - Double roles.
Bubbleman - Oh…
Kalinka - You've got no mouth.
Bubbleman - So?
Kalinka - I guess we'll have to skip the sex scene.
(Every male on the set screams like a little girl, cracking the camera lens. That night, Dr. Light walks in and shoots the lump in the bed six times. Bubbleman sits up.)
Bubbleman - What gives?! I'm trying to sleep here!!
(Bubbleman shoots Dr. Light in the head. The next morning, Bubbleman meets Roll.)
Bubbleman - Double role? Excuse the pun.
Roll - Yeah. And no, I won't.
(Moments later, the boat is sighted.)
Bubbleman - Don't worry about those now. Are they valuable?
Roll - This one's worth fifty dollars in Miami. Fifty. Promise you won't tell anyone?
Bubbleman - Promise.
(Bass runs up.)
Bass - Hey, Jack! I came to see that fifty dollar shell you told me about.
(Bubbleman shrugs innocently. After the machine gun scene, everyone gets ready to leave.)
Bubbleman - Quick! Leave the things you don't need. Like clothes.
(Roll smacks Bubbleman.)
Bubbleman - Point proven Keep the clothes.
(That night, the 'dragon' starts to come closer.)
Bass - All right, captain. If it's not a dragon, what is it?
Bubbleman - It's a tank. When it gets within range…
(The Mech Dragon stomps within view of them.)
Bubbleman - Oh… It is a dragon… Well, we're pretty screwed right now.
(In the base, Roll and Bubbleman go through the chemical shower. When Roll finishes, she poses and everyone takes a picture. When Bubbleman finishes, he too poses.)
Scientist #1 - What the hell…
Scientist #2 - Is that a raisin?
Scientist #3 - It looks like a prune.
(Bubbleman gets that pissed-off look and gives it to everyone in the room. Later, Bubbleman and Roll are in their cell.)
Roll - I feel so…" -passes out-
Bubbleman - Damn coffee!
(Bubbleman goes to throw his coffee on the ground, but finishes drinking it. Then, he throws it on the ground and shoves the tray onto its' side. He flips the bed, knocks over a lamp, pulls out Roll's underwear drawer, and dumps the contents on his head before passing out. After talking with Sparkman and going through the tubes, Bubbleman drops down from the ceiling. Yamatoman removes his uniform as Bubbleman taps on his shoulder. Bubbleman punches Yamatoman out and spits on his body.)
Bubbleman - Nighty night, mother -bleep-er!
(Instead of 'Abandon Area', the sign in the radioactive area says 'Run Like Hell, Bitch!'. Later, when Sparkman is on his back and the radioactive water is rising, Sparkman lays perfectly still.)
Sparkman - Screw this! I can't climb onto my feet using a pole if I don't have hands. I don't even have arms! I've got lances!!
(Later, in the middle of the ocean, Bubbleman lets go of the rope.)
Roll - Why'd you do that? We can't make out! No mouth and whatnot.
(Bubbleman looks up and jumps in the water. He begins swimming wildly towards the rope as Roll scoffs.)
Roll - Some Bubble-07 agent…
Well, it's not what I'd originally intended to do, but I must adapt to crap like this happening. In the final Legends parody, the cast makes fun of what the National Film Association calls one of the top five greatest movies of all time. Needless, to say, this an offer you truly cannot refuse. Until then, Read and Review 'cause the season finale's just around the corner!!