The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
In this chapter, the Zero cast will be testing their wits against one another. Let's just say that part of this was inspired by Celebrity Jeopardy from Saturday Night Live. So, here's the last Zero parody!!
Parody #24
A Parody of Jeopardy
By: The Zero series
Announcer - This. Is. Jeopardy! Here are today's contestants! It's a bird. No, it's a plane! No, it's just some robot in a green jumpsuit…
Harpuia - Excuse me? This isn't a jumpsuit.
Announcer - …Harpuia! He's rough. He's tough. He's got an IQ of three…
Fefnir - Excuse me! Do you want to die?
Announcer - Fefnir! And, she's a hot chick who I would love to get all up in…
Leviathan - Excuse me.
Announcer - Leviathan! And, here's your ho… GAH!!
(Leviathan strangles the announcer, who is Phantom, and returns back to her seat.)
Leviathan - Zero. I think…
(Zero walks out dressed in a suit.)
Zero - Hi. How ya doing? We got contestants. We've got prizes. We've got questions. Let's do this. The category's are… The Maverick War. Failed Robot Masters. The Digger's Dictionary. Reasons Why Zero Sucks Ass. Excuse me…
(Zero goes backstage and, suddenly, the category changes to 'Reasons Why The Cameraman Got Killed By Zero'. Zero walks back out.)
Zero - And… Reasons Why Zero Is So Cool. I like that one. Leviathan. You're the hottest one here, aside from me, so you go first. Might I suggest the last one?
Leviathan - Egotistical piece of shit. I'll take Failed Robot Masters for $200.
Zero - Fine… This Robot Master was the first of its' kind.
(A long silence follows before Fefnir buzzes in.)
Fefnir - What is 'Imdawo'.
Zero - I'm sorry. It is not Imdawo Man.
Fefnir - But you are, Zero. -laughs-
Zero - I don't know what just happened. The answer was Cutman. Ah dur! Leviathan, you're choice.
Leviathan - I'll take Reasons for $300.
Zero - This is one reason why Zero killed the cameraman.
(Leviathan buzzes in.)
Leviathan - What is he couldn't find anyone else.
Zero - Exactly! You choose again.
Leviathan - I'll take Reasons Why Zero Is So Awesome for $400.
Zero - Fine with me. This is one reason why Zero is so awesome.
(Harpuia buzzes in.)
Harpuia - I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 'What is he is number one'.
Zero - That is an acceptable answer. I am, in fact, number one. I am only number two under Keiji Inafune, who made me.
Fefnir - So, that's how you were made! -laughs harder-
Zero - I hate my life. Okay, Harpuia, your call.
Harpuia - Give me The Maverick War for $500.
Zero - This is the only Maverick to have a one-word name.
(A long silence follows before Leviathan buzzes in.)
Leviathan - Can I have a hint?
(Zero grabs his hair and clenches his fists while trying not to explode.)
Fefnir - Don't pop a vein and have an ulcer, Zero! -laughs-
Zero - You know what?! Fine! Let's move to Final Jeopardy. The category is… Screw the category! Just write a word. I don't give a damn what word it is! Just write a word. Make my life easier. Please!
(The Jeopardy theme starts and stops. Zero walks up to Leviathan.)
Zero - Well, what did you write? You wrote…
(A large scribble appears on the blue screen.)
Zero - You wrote… scribble. You wagered…
(The wager appears.)
Zero - Smaller scribble. Doesn't matter though. I'm more into looks than smarts.
Leviathan - Move along, asswipe.
Zero - Skank.
Leviathan - Excuse me…
Zero - Skunk.
(Zero points to a skunk that appears out of nowhere.)
Leviathan - I'll be watching you.
Zero - You do that.
(Zero walks to Harpuia.)
Zero - You wrote…
(Two eyes appear on the blue screen.)
Zero - Eyes. You drew eyes. You wagered…
(The wager appears.)
Zero - 'I will watch you until the day you die…'
(Zero looks at Leviathan, who shrugs innocently. Zero shakes his head and goes to Fefnir, who smiles innocently.)
Zero - I wouldn't trust you if my life depended on it. I am, of course, just saying that because my life does depend on it, so I have to. What did you come up with. You wrote…
('Up' appears on the blue screen.)
Zero - My God… You're not as stupid as I thought you were. You wagered…
('Yours' appears on the blue screen. Fefnir begins laughing maniacally as Zero walks off.)
Zero - You're so witty. That's all for this episode. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to put my saber through my face. Good night!
It's arrived! In the season finale, all four series come together to test their wits against an anonymous opponent. Until then, Read and Review and I'll continue!!