Scene 3
We see Harry Potter in Dumbledore's office, ranting about his problems. Dumbledore stares over steepled fingers bemusedly.
HARRY: ...Professor Dumbledore... I don't know what to do... My scar's hurting and I'm bored and I'm hungry and I'm tired and Snape broke my dolly and I...
FRODO: (camera pans over) Could you keep it down over there? I'm having some sponge cake!
DUMBLEDORE: We'll do our best.
FRODO:
THANK YOU!!
DUMBLEDORE: Sorry about that Harry, those
horrible producers couldn't raise enough money to fund more than
about three sets... for an entire movie!! Anyways... you were
saying?
HARRY: Oh yes. I think I like Ginny but if I make a move, Ron'll kill me... WHAT SHOULD I DO??
DUMBLEDORE: Hmmmm... you see Harry; I've got a long and complicated answer that really doesn't help and make the readers bored. But, since you asked...
DUMBLEDORE walks over to a table, with a Q-Tip on it.
HARRY: What's that? It looks like a Q-Tip.
DUMBLEDORE: Things are not always what they seem. (Touches toothbrush, mumbling magical words under his breath)
HARRY stares intently at the toothbrush. DUMBLEDORE seemingly explodes in a flash of light.
HARRY: AHHHH!! Oh well. I'm never brushing my teeth again. (Starts poking around the office, and finds a box of chocolates. He pops six or seven in his mouth and starts choking.)