Scene 5
The gang is by a road and hiding near a tree. Merry and Pippin have already joined them.
FRODO: (Suspiciously) Very lucky we met you two in this conveniently placed cabbage patch just now, isn't it Sam?
SAM: (with his mouth full) Yeah, sure.
GANDALF: Isn't a cabbage patch a kind of dolly?
PIPPIN: Nooooo...yehhhh...nooooo
MERRY: Anyway, where are you guys headed?
BILBO: (V.O.) Cheese!!
GANDALF: For once, Bilbo's right... kinda...
DUMBLEDORE: Oh, are we going to Cheddar??
FRODO: Swiss?
SAM: That's not even a place...
PIPPIN: It comes in pints?
GANDALF: Um... We're going to Bree...
ALL: Ohhhhhhh...
PIPPIN: What?