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Chapter 6: Arrival

At some restaurant

In the early morning the next day, Tenten and Sakura were found eating breakfast together a table while talking about the mission they were going to have later.

"So which villages are we going to pass through in our mission?" asked Sakura taking a bite out of her sandwich.

"Well we will pass though some small villages like the Bean village and the Virgin village before we arrive there. Not much to do so it's gonna be boring." replied Tenten taking a sip of her orange juice.

"Hey, I think Hinata, Kiba and Ino are at the Virgin village with Kurenai-san doing a mission, maybe we can visit them when we get there?"

"Yeah we could, we hardly ever saw them recently so it'll be good th catch up a bit with each other. Ino would be delighted to see Naruto so she can start toturing him again." said Tenten frowning at her last sentence. Sakura noticed this and said

"So what's up with you and Naruto? You seemed to stick to him like glue the moment you saw him at the gate yesterday." Sakura asked. Tenten blushed a bit and took another sip of her drink..

"Nothing, we're just friends, thats all." she replied her face a bright shade of red. Sakura saw this and frowned, saying "I don't get it, Sasuke-kun is MUCH more handsome and smarter than Naruto, why would you like him instead. I thought you liked Neji a while ago too."

Tenten looked at Sakura as if she was mad. "Naruto-kun is WAY cuter than Sasuke-san and he is very nice, which is much better than Sasuke-san. And I never liked Neji that way either! I just treat him like a close friend!!"

"Sasuke is still better than Naruto." said Sakura stubbornly.

"Naruto-kun is better, he even he treated me with ice-cream yesterday, did Sasuke-san treat you to anything before?" said Tenten with a dreamy look on her face at the memory.

"Uh…" said Sakura thinking hard about why Sasuke is better. When nothing came to mind she looked at her watch.

"Oh my god, we're going to be late!" she exclaimed and started chomping on her sandwich. Tenten finished her waffles and drained her cup of orange juice at high speed.

"We better get going or we'll be late Sakura-san." She said also looking at her watch.

"Yeah." Sakura swallowed the rest of her her sandwich and stood up. They paid for their food and set off to the north gate.

At the hot springs

Jiraiya drooled as he cleaned his telescope hurriedly before resuming his "information gathering." He watched as the young women bathed while chatting happily about a hot blonde they saw recently. "Naruto sure is a lucky boy." Jiraiya mumbled as he scribbled on his notebook. He didn't notice the time and was very late for the mission.

Then Naruto appeared next to him saying "Ero-sennin if you don't hurry up we'll leave you behind for the mission."

Jiraiya looked up from his telescope. "Oh Naruto, we're leaving already?" he said lowering his telescope.

"Yes, Sakura-chan and Tenten-chan have arrived. All the others are present too." he said frowning.

Good…good…" said Jiraiya. "Just one more thing, I need your help on my novel Naruto."

"What? No way am I helping you." Naruto shouted.

"Shhh… You'll alert the girls down there." he whispered urgently looking down at the hot springs.

"Like I care, I wasn't the one peeping on them."

"You tell them that then." said Jiraiya grinning with an evil glint in his eye. Then without warning, he grabbed Naruto by the scruff of his neck and threw him into the hot springs, saying "Sorry Naruto, but I prefer girls in action rather than just sitting there, it gives me more inspiration."

Naruto splashed into the hot springs making the girls down there shriek with shock. When Naruto surfaced the water, he closed his eyed and expected to be beaten to a pulp by rampaging women, but after realizing that he was still alive and no one hit him or anything. He opened his eyes slightly to see the girls in the hot springs drooling at him.

"Uh oh." was all Naruto managed before the large group of women launched themselves on him, groping and hissing whatever part of Naruto they managed to get their hands (and mouths) on. This went on for some time before the girls realized they were raping was not the cute blonde who landed in here, but a boy wearing a green spandex suit with thick eyebrows, who was brought here by a replacement jutsu.

The girls screamed and started punching and kicking the mushroom head and he was blasted off at a speed that would put Team Rocket in shame. They then proceeded to vomit all over the place and screeched madly about mushrooms and caturpillers.

At the North Gate

The others were getting impatient. Naruto had been gone to get Jiraiya for ten whole minutes and somehow Lee suddenly disappeared too. They were sick of Gai wailing about how Lee was sucked from the Matrix or something and sick of Neji telling Gai there was no such thing as the Matrix.

They were about to go on a killing spree to relieve their frustration and pressure when Naruto turned up dragging a dazed Jiraiya by his hair. About three seconds later Lee too arrived, falling from the sky like a meteor, crashing to the ground creating a large crater in the ground.

"I survived!" shouted Lee jumping up and down in what remained of his spandex suit.

"Lee!" shouted Gai who started crying when he saw his favorite student back from the Matrix or whatever.

"Gai-sensei! I survived the unyouthful behavior of the girls at the hot springs!" Lee shouted back hugging his sensei.

"What?" said Gai with wide eyes breaking the hug and holding Lee at arms length examining him. He saw the scratching and kissing marks. He gasped.

"Lee! You have been doing unyouthful behavior!" He said in horror. "I must clear your mind of unyouthful things at once! We will run one thousand laps around Konoha and then do one thousand push ups and sit ups! Then we will sit under a waterfall until our minds are cleansed from any unyouthful thoughts!"

"Yes Gai-sensei!" Lee shouted and the pair of weirdoes ran off, completely forgetting about the mission.

"Uh let's just let them go." said Naruto putting his hand on Tenten's shoulder stop her from shouting out at the retreating blurs which were Lee and Gai. Tenten blushed at the contact but nodded.

"Let's go then." said Shizune and the group set off to their first destination, the Bean village.

Hokage's Office

Tsunade looked up at the Elite Jounin she managed to muster in haste. In front of her were Asuma, Esibu, Genma and Yamato. She cleared her throat.

"Kakashi managed to send us a message saying he is trapped in a village near the boarder of fire country. You mission is to retrieve him and the cat he was supposed to find, understood?" The four Jounins nodded.

"Kakashi also mensioned that he is trapped with an S&M freak called Yuki and that his book is being held hostage, but I don't give a darn about his lies so just grab him and the cat and leave."

The four nodded again and they dissapeared with a teleport jutsu thingy.

"So troublesome…" said the woman and with a puff turned back into Shikamaru. He crossed out another thing he needed to do on the clip board and looked at the next one. It read "Do all the paper work."

"Why did I get this assignment again…?" Shikamaru said starting on the mountain of paper next to him. Manipulating his shadow so it can do some paperwork too.

"Oink Oink." said Tonton who was sittiong on the desk watching him, which meant "Because you are the only one who is stupid enough to refuse a D-rank mission when you get one. And you just had to tell the ole hag that she should get her work done quickly too."

"Yeah yeah…" replied Shikamaru stamping the paper with a rubber stamp thing. He wanted to escape but a heavy iron ball was tied to his leg with a chain, making it impossible. He sighed and made a note to never refuse a normal crappy mission again.

At the ramen stand, Tsunade was continueing to tease Ayame about Naruto, betting that Naruto would have at least 20 girlfriends by the time he got beck from his mission. Ayame was getting more worried by the second and forgot to ask the Hokage to pay for her meal when she turned to leave.

Back with Naruto and Co.

Naruto and Co. arrived at the Bean village after two hours of traveling. They had fought a lot of bandits on the way but won easily because Jiraiya and Neji were with them. They visited the village leader and received a one of a kind jutsu scroll and some money as thanks for defeating the bandits around them.

They gave the scroll specifically to Naruto because he had saved the leader's daughter's life risking his own. 'Moral Fiber.' they had called it as they gave it to him. The leader's daughter gave Naruto a kiss on the cheek making Naruto blush and making Tenten and Shizune seethe with jealousy and anger. She had also offered to 'serve' Naruto that night but Naruto as dragged off by Tenten and Shizune before he could say "Huh?"

They sat at a restaurant to eat lunch while Naruto read the jutsu scroll eagerly. It read "Mimic" on the top. He opened the scroll carefully because the scroll was very old and fragile. He realized it was written in an ancient text and was thankful that he had learnt how to read it on his trip with Jiraiya. He started reading excitedly.

"This is a transformation Technique that requires enormous chakra. This technique enables the user to duplicate a bloodline of another and reproduce it in the users own body, enabling the user to possess the bloodline too." Naruto grinned and continued to read.

"The jutsu can also cleanse the taint of the blood needed for the bloodline (see below at instructions) while reproducing the bloodline so he or she will not suffer diseases or madness caused by the curses that come from some bloodlines like aggressiveness or uncontrollable bloodlust."

'Cool.' thought Naruto reading the instructions of the jutsu, then his eyes fell on a P.S. in the corner.

"This jutsu can only be used once because the ancient seals on the scroll will disappear the moment this jutsu is finished."

"Darn." said Naruto under his breath but was still very happy that he had such a cool scroll.

He rolled up the scroll carefully and hid it thinking that he will decide what bloodline he would like to have later.

The group finished lunch quickly and set off to Virgin village, but they were attacked by bandits again and it took them thirty minutes to round them up. They soon arrived at the village and Jiraiya, Neji and Sasuke set off to report to the village leader while the others went to find Ino, Hinata and Kurenai.

They found Kurenai, Hinata and Ino at a bar working as… waiters? Luckily their assignment only lasted until three o'clock so their mission was completed about five minutes later. They went to the hot springs to relax and talk.

The girls tried to persuade Naruto to join them in the girls section but the male blonde, to their disappointment (except Sakura who was quite shocked at her friends's sudden behavior) Naruto politely declined. He went to the males section to find it empty. He changed into a towel and slid into the water, sitting near a large rock relaxing.

But unknown to him Tenten, Shizune, Ino, Hinata and even Kurenai were poking holes through the wooden fence with kunai trying to get a good look at Naruto. Ino got the right place and squealed as she saw Naruto with his eyes closed half naked.

The other girls minus Sakura immediately shoved Ino away and fought over the hole. They scratched, bit, slapped, pinched just to get a good look through the hole, completely forgetting the fact that they were ninjas.

Naruto heard the noise and opened his eyes. He heard shouts of "Let me see!" And "I'll kill you for that." and started hearing miner explosions in the girls section of the hot springs.

Thinking that they were being attacked, he quickly got up and hurriedly jumped over the fence to stop the attackers. But when he landed, what he saw were Ino, Shizune, Hinata, Tenten and Kurenai fighting for something, they were biting, scratching and all that other stuff girls do when they were mad.

"Hey stop girls." Naruto shouted and used Kage-bushin no-jutsu (the Shadow-Clone technique) to create five replicas of himself to try to stop them from fighting. He succeeded after five minutes and each of his shadow clones had a girl in his arms, separating them.

They had calmed down a bit and had realized Naruto was now in the girls section too. Agreement formed unspokenly between the girls and they suddenly broke free of the shadow clones and launched themselves at Naruto, trying to get at him. Shocked, Naruto tried to escape but his towel chose that time to slide off his waist, revealing his…private part.

That seemed to work in Naruto's favor though since all the girls (Including Sakura) stared at it, drooling uncontrollably, then all of them fell unconscious with enormous nosebleeds.

He carefully clothed them (blushing at the necessary skin contact and the sight he was seeing) and carried them to the place Jiraiya told them to meet with his bushins. After setting them down against trees Naruto dispelled his clones and sat down on a rock, thinking about what bloodline he would like to copy. (He just experienced a sight of six sexy women with their towels hanging off them and just brushes it off like dust.)

Jiraiya and Sasuke arrived a few minutes later and Naruto told them the story. Though Sasuke didn't believe it Jiraiya grinned evilly. He took out a bottle of shampoo and handed it to Naruto.

"This is a special kind of shampoo that wards off girls and enhances your chakra at the same time, two in one. Use it everyday for a week and the effects will be superb." he said grinning broadly. Naruto looked excited. "That means if I use it for a week, its one step closer to becoming Hokage!" he said happily grabbing the bottle and putting into his bag.

"This boy is too easy to read." thought Jiraiya smiling. He looked up at the sun and said "It's getting late so we'd better get moving."

He walked up to the girls and shouted loudly "Competition! Whoever can catch Naruto before he arrives at the Sand will be granted a room with him during our short stay at the Sand!" He shouted magnifying his voice with a mega phone he grabbed out of nowhere.

Tenten, Hinata, Ino, Kurenai and Shizune shot up at once and tried to grab Naruto at once, but Naruto had ran off as soon as he heard his name knowing it wasn't going to be good.

Neji, Sasuke and Sakura watched as Naruto zoomed off at a very high speed with five girls chasing after him.

"Looks like we'll have three more people joining our mission." said Jiraiya cheerfully before summoning a large toad to travel on. Sasuke, Neji and Sakura hopped on and they bounced off after Naruto and the others.

Sunagakure

Naruto panted as he walked into the village swaying on his feet. He had barely escaped the wrath of the girls and used a lot of chakra to boost his speed. He stumbled and fell, too weak to move he braced himself for an unpleasant landing in the sand but something caught him.

Naruto caught a familiar scent and saw a girl with blonde hair before passing out in her arms.

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