Scene 14
The traveling song starts, but someone Gandalf cuts in
GANDALF: No, no, no, not the traveling song again! Someone just get the narrator!
(Pause)
SOMEONE: (whispering) Get the narrator!
SOMEONE ELSE: He's in the shower!
SOMEONE: I don't care!! Get him now!!
SOMEONE ELSE: Here he is. Be happy. Go for it Nary. And try to make it sound professional. Or at least somewhat professional.
NARRATOR: (shuffling sounds from behind the camera. NARRATOR pointedly clears throat) From Lothlorien, our friends made their way to the great river of Rauros and the shores of Parth Galen. They camp for the night, but soon realize that Merry and Pippin had gone missing. The orcs had captured them! On his way to find them, Aragorn runs into Boromir, the somewhat not quite lost member of the fellowship. There. Can I go back to my shower now?