Scene 20
In Edoras. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Dumbledore are celebrating their victory.
DUMBLEDORE: (explaining patiently to GIMLI) It's called butterbeer.
GIMLI: NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!!
LEGOLAS: (to ARAGORN) How did we get here?
ARAGORN: How should I know? The beer's good, at any rate.
DUMBLEDORE: (exasperatedly) It's better than beer, it's butterbeer! (ARAGORN pushes his tankard away immediately.)
GIMLI: NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!!
LEGOLAS: I think the short one is trying to say something!
GIMLI: (pointing out the window) NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!!
ARAGORN: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
LEGOLAS: I see…fire! In the distance!
DUMBLEDORE: Yay! Fire! (ARAGORN and LEGOLAS stare at him, but say nothing.)
ARAGORN: What do you think it is?
LEGOLAS: My stupidity senses are tingling…one of the hobbits must be in trouble!
ARAGORN: Where are they?
LEGOLAS: Minas Tirith!
ARAGORN: Company! We ride for Minas Tirith!
GIMLI: NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!
DUMBLEDORE: FIRE! YAY FOR FIRE!
LEGOLAS: But Aragorn, we don't have any horses!
ARAGORN: (looks at a lone coconut on the table) I have a plan…