Me: Rykun... umm... you part is here.

Rykun: Really?

Me: No.

Rykun: Stop doing that.

Kori: But it's funny.

Rykun: -pouts-

Me: Heh, heh, anyways on to the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (You'll see why I said this) and the Fairly Oddparents story thing.

It was a dark and stormy night... I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked. I valiantly charged for them. I won. And then she appeared, her hair flowing in the wind. So I closed the window...

Sherrice: Will you get to the real story?

Me: That was real, remember? -flashback-

Sherrice: Right... On to the story, the real one...

Me: Aww...

It was going on 12 o'clock noon. Meanwhile at the park, Lori put her stuff near a tree and took out a ball from her bag and started to play a game of catch with Kolulu.

"Here catch." Lori smiled and tossed a ball towards Kolulu.

"Got it!" Kolulu laughed.

"You're getting pretty good at this."

"It's because you're my big sister."

"Thank you." Lori smiled, "Aren't you going to throw it back?"

"Nope, you gotta catch me." Kolulu laughed and ran towards the playground area of the park.

Kolulu and Lori ran around the park, through the playground, around the swings and back to the open area, laughing the whole time.

"Got you." Lori laughed and picked her up.

"No fair, you can run faster than me." Kolulu laughed.

"Aww, how sweet… not!" a girl shouted. She was wearing a blue shirt with blue and had long black hair with brown eyes. She was holding a forest green spellbook.

"Millie?" Lori said.

"What about it?"

"What happened to you?"

"It's all Ryan's fault! Ready Nyoka?"

"Ready." The boy said. He had pale white skin, long black hair and had yellow eyes like a snake. He was wearing long sleeve green shirt with snake eyes on the front and green camo pants. (Just think of a kid size Orochimaru wearing those clothes.)

"Kolulu come on!" Lori shouted and grabbed her hand.

"Since he wanted to go out with her, I will destory everyone he knows including you! Snake Ru!"

"She needs help..." Lori sighed.

Nyoka held out his arms as six snakes came out of each sleeve and headed towards Lori and Kolulu. Lori tripped and fell as the snakes was coming close to her. She pulled Kolulu close to her and closed her eyes.

"You…" she heard Kolulu say. She opened her eyes to see that a boy with pale skin and white hair and was wearing a white nightgown shirt, was in front of them.

"Zatch?"

"Call me Zatch again and see what happens to you!" the boy snarled. (Of course you know who this is.)

"Thank you Zeku…" Kolulu said.

"Zeku? Whatever…" Zeno said.

"Why are you here?" Nyoka asked.

"None of your business, Dufort!"

"Zaker!" Dufort shouted.

Zeno held out his arms and opened up his hand. A white lighting bolt shot from his hand and hit Nyoka directly.

"Arrrg!" he shouted and fell to the ground.

"Powerful… but not it's not enough." Millie smiled.

"That's right." Nyoka smiled and got up.

"Since you like her so much… Snake Yu!" The snakes came from Nyoka arms again and headed for Zeno, but they turned around Zeno, wrapped Kolulu instead, and held her high in the air.

"Zeku!" she shouted.

"You just want to die, don't you." Zeno said to Nyoka.

"Sorudo Zakeruga!" Zeno created a blade of electricity and cut the snakes into pieces, freeing Kolulu. She fell from the sky and, of course, Zeno caught her.

"You ok?"

"I'm fine…" she blushed.

"Good." Zeno said and dropped her on her butt.

"Ow! What you do that for?" Kolulu cried.

"Sorry."

"Grr… you killed my snakes, I will kill you!" Nyoka shouted, "Say it!"

"Right, Snake Ryusen!" Nyoka smiled, as he was turning invisible.

"What where is he?" Zeno shouted.

"I'm right here, let me use your left hand for a minute." Nyoka said, reappearing in front of Zeno and grabbed his hand.

"What?"

Nyoka did some weird signs with Zeno's hand and started glowing.

"My twin snake-sacrificing move." Nyoka smiled and blew up. The blast caused Zeno to skid ten feet across the ground.

"Idiot… he blew himself up…" Zeno said, picking himself up and wiped off his mouth.

"Is it over…?" Lori said. All of a sudden, Millie started laughing.

"Why is she laughing?" Kolulu asked.

"Snake Reido!" A bright light formed in front of Millie and Nyoka reappeared.

"And you thought I died? Ha!" Nyoka laughed.

"Whatever… you going to die now!" Zeno yelled.

"I finally get to say something… Barugiudo Zakeruga!" Dufort sighed. Zeno raised his hand towards in the air and shot a Zaker in the sky.

"Is that it?" Nyoka laughed.

"You'll see…" Zeno smiled, "In the meantime…"

"Zakeruga!" Zeno shot a beam of electricity towards Nyoka.

"Yeah…" Nyoka said.

"Snake Do!"

Snakes came from out of Nyoka's sleeves and wrapped around Nyoka, protecting him from the Zakeruga blast.

"Right… Dufort!"

"Jauro Zakeruga!"

Zeno formed a ring of lighting from his hand. The ring started rotating and many Zakeruga spells started firing from the center of the ring. Both Millie and Nyoka dropped to the ground as the blasts went over their heads. After about a good five minutes or so, the ring stopped firing and Millie and Nyoka got up and started laughing.

"And this is the great Zeno!" Nyoka laughed.

"Heh, Snake Ru!" Nyoka slammed his fist into the ground.

"What's going on…?" Lori and Kolulu said.

"Snare!" Millie shouted. Snakes came up from beneath Kolulu and Lori and entangle them inside.

"It's taking way too long to charge…" Zeno sighed. Zeno walked over to Lori and Kolulu and ripped the snakes apart, freeing them.

"Thank you again Za…I mean Zeno." Lori nervously laughed.

"Grr…"

"Thank you again…" Kolulu blushed.

"Whatever…"

"I thought you were all powerful Zeno?" Nyoka laughed.

"You thought right… goodbye." Zeno smiled and raised his hand in the air.

"What?"

"Do I have to spell it out for you?"

Nyoka looked up at the sky and saw that it was full of electricity dancing around.

"Bye bye." Zeno smiled and snapped his fingers. A huge bolt of lighting came down on top of Millie and Nyoka, burning Nyoka book instantly. Millie fell to her knees and was unconscious.

"And I didn't even use my strongest spell." Zeno said. Kolulu ran up to Zeno and kissed him on the cheek then back away slowly, blushing.

"Thank you… Zeku…" She blushed.

"Whatever…" He said and teleported somewhere with Dufort.

"So that's Zeno… nothing like Zatch, he's too stuck up." Lori pouted.

"You're right, but that what makes him so… different and that's why I love him." Kolulu smiled.

Me: I know, I know... the real Zeno would have either: A. Left Kolulu to defend for herself, or B. Finished that fight in 3 seconds flat, setting a new mamodo world record; or C. Burned both their books.

Kori: Snakes aren't all bad...

Rykun: -throws a fake snake in front of Kori-

Kori: Eek! Get it, get it!!! -jumps on top of the bed-

Rykun: Heh, heh.

Kori: Grr... that's not funny!

Sherrice: -on the floor laughing-

Me: -wiping my tears- I can't believe you fell for that.