Scene 21
Some open plain between Edoras and Minas Tirith
(ARAGORN, LEGOLAS, DUMBLEDORE and GIMLI are riding Monty Python and the Holy Grail style towards Minas Tirith, with ARAGORN and LEGOLAS riding and DUMBLEDORE and GIMLI pulling coconut duty)
DUMBLEDORE: Are you sure this is the way?
GIMLI: NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!!
ARAGORN: Of course this is the way, I'm the king of this dump, remember?
DUMBLEDORE: Oh, sorry old man, I forgot.
BILBO: (V.O.) I'm only fifty!
(LEGOLAS rolls his eyes, picks up his bow and shoots an arrow off-camera. We hear a scream and a thud.)
ARAGORN: Thank you very much.
LEGOLAS: You're very welcome.
(Close up on ARAGORN)
ARAGORN: (talking to himself) Just wait, little hobbit…we'll find you.. no matter what it takes...
GIMLI: (interrupting) NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!! (ARAGORN sighs.)