LOTR Potter

by Yalime Alokin

A movie we wrote involvng mostly LOTR with some HP characters thrown in. Claps for Inafets for writing many of these scenes. Original version. Revised coming soon.

23. Scene 23

Scene 23

ARAGORN, LEGOLAS, DUMBLEDORE and GIMLI are still riding. LEGOLAS calls halt.

LEGOLAS: Aragorn, it's not a fire, there's orcs out there!

DUMBLEDORE: (to GIMLI) What are orcs?

GIMLI: NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!

DUMBLEDORE: Oh. They sound terrible.

LEGOLAS: Aragorn, what do we do?

ARAGORN: (thinks for a moment, then turns to GIMLI) Do you still have those towels we stole in Rivendell?

GIMLI: (catching on) NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!