Scene 26
Minas Tirith
GANDALF: And now, by the power vested in me, I pronounce you, officially, king of this dump.
ARAGORN: Yay!! I mean, (coughs) yes, of course.
ARWEN: (entering) Aragorn, darling!
ARAGORN: Um…who are you?
ARWEN: (turning to GANDALF) He's such a kidder.
ARAGORN: No, seriously, woman, who are you?
ARWEN: I'm Arwen Undomiel. You know…your fiancée? Elrond's daughter?
ARAGORN: Oh. Right. You. (turning to LEGOLAS) Who is she?
GANDALF: Arwen Undomiel? You know…the hot elf chick from Rivendell?
ARAGORN: Oh! Right! Her! (laughs nervously) Um, Arwen…hi. Great to see ya.
ARWEN: Oh, Arry, it's been so long. But I've never stopped thinking about you. You promised me that we'd get married as soon as you became King of Gondor.
ARAGORN: (nervously) Did I now?
ELROND: (entering with a forbidding look on his face) Yes. You did.
ARAGORN: Oh. Hi, um…Arwen's father who…doesn't like me very much….
ELROND: Elrond.
ARAGORN: Right. Hiya.
ARWEN: (snuggles up to Aragorn) I love you.
ARAGORN: I love you too. (laughs nervously)
ELROND: (Looks at ARAGORN reaaaaaaaaalllly closely)
ARAGORN: (whimpers)