Scene 27
Everyone gets on with their lives
TITLE: Where are they now??
FRODO AND SAM
Frodo is sitting at DUMBLEDORE's desk at Bag End.
SAM: (Reading over Frodo's shoulder) Whatcha doing, Mr. Frodo?
FRODO: Writing my will.
SAM: Ooooh! Do I get something?
FRODO: Yes, actually.
SAM: YAY!
FRODO: You get a juice box. Here it is. It is a symbol of my affection for you. Now go away.
SAM: YAY!!! (Takes a sip) But it's empty
FRODO: Exactly.
SAM: But wait! 100 Juice! (hugs Frodo) You DO care!
MERRY AND PIPPIN
MERRY is reading on the couch in Bag End.
PIPPIN: (Coming over Merry's shoulder) Guess where we're going, Merry!
MERRY: (Looks up at camera, looking harrassed)
PIPPIN: (Plops Mickey ears on Merry's head)
MERRY: (Grabs it off and pushes it back towards Pippin.) No. Go ask Sam.
PIPPIN: Fine. But you don't get to experience the magic of Disney.
MERRY: Whatever.
(Shots of Sam and Pippin in Disney World)
GANDALF AND DUMBLEDORE
Gandalf and Dumbledore are trying to sell dresses to men.
GANDALF: I assure you, it's just a man-dress!
CAMERON: Umm…….
DUMBLEDORE: It matches your eyes!
GANDALF: It was made for you!
CAMERON: Ummmmm…….
GANDALF: Please?
CAMERON: No.
DUMBLEDORE: Drat.
GIMLI AND LEGOLAS
Legolas and Gimli are teaching DUMBLEDORE at an Elvish school.
LEGOLAS: aen estar hadhafang I chatholhen, thand around dan I thang an I arwen.
DUMBLEDORE repeats stupidly
GIMLI: Et endorena sinome meta!
SUBTITLE:
No one tosses a dwarf!!!
ARWEN AND ARAGORN
ARAGORN is standing in the middle of the room, with Arwen hanging onto his shouulder and a little child running in a circle around them, sceaming. He has a look of bewilderment.
HARRY, RON, AND HERMIONE
There is a whiteboard with all the letters written on it.
RON: There's so many!! It burns!!
HARRY: Presssure… building…. Brain… about to… explode…. daaaah. (We hear a small pop and a hiss of steam) Ahh….ah….ow….
BOROMIR
BOROMIR
runs across screen, but turns back to wave briefly at camera. Freeze
image and fade into credits.