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A/N: So, I know I haven't posted in awhile, so here is my extra super long chapter just for you guys! Yes, I know it's very log, but I was too lazy to split it up...
Hope you enjoy!
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Excerpt from Max's Journal
I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. That's what I've been telling myself for the past twenty minutes. And guess what? It isn't working.
He kissed her! Well, she kissed him, but he kissed back! What the heck? It's not enough that I'm a mutant freak with wings, I also have to go through the stupid teenage hormones as well. Fun.
I shouldn't be jealous. Why should I? He's just a friend. But then why did I kiss him on the beach? I keep going around in circles.
You know what? Screw it. I don't care. I'm going to forget it all. Just pretend I didn't see it.
I wonder if you can be expelled for starting some form of PDA...
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Exerpt from Fang's English Essay: What was an experience that drastically changed your life?
(A/N: This is supposed to be struck out, but it wouldn't let me...) When I was little, crazy and psycho scientists grafted avian DNA into my regular DNA and that gave me wings so I can fly. I also have crazy wolf-human hybrids trying to hunt me down. (End strike out) This one time I went to this museum and it was there I decided to be an archaeologist...
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History
Hey Max.
Oh, hey Sam. What's up?
Not much. I hate History. It's so yesterday.
And that line is so cheesy.
Touche.
LOL.
I wish I could.
What?
Hear you laugh out loud.
God, no. Not the dumb one-liners.
I'm just kidding.
She's not interested.
Nick, you dork, quit writing on our note.
I can do whatever I feel like Ms. Maximum Sarcasm.
Maximum?
Nickname.
I like it.
You do?
No. He hates it.
JJ!
What?
You too?
What? I see everyone writing on a note! I have to join in!
So Max, I was just wondering if...
She's not interested.
F-Nick, he can ask me anyhing he wants!
FNick?
Nickname. She's not interested.
Nick, I swear, when we get home...
I would appreciated it if you listened in my class.
Yes sir.
Yes.
Yeah.
Whatever.
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Study Hall
Max?
JJ?
I was just wondering...
Does this have anything to do with Nick?
Maybe...
He wears boxers, not briefs, Coke, not Pepsi and doesn't have a girlfriend. That answer most of your questions?
Yeah.
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Math
Hi Nick
Hello Lissa.
You know my name?
Uh, yeah. You told me it before first, second and third period.
Oh, I guess I did.
Yeah.
So, do you have a girlfriend?
Uh, no.
Well, I was just wondering...
FNick?
Yes, FMax?
You might wanna pay attention.
Why?
'Cause the teacher just asked you a question...
(pause)
No she didn't.
Oh, I must've heard her wrong...
So Nick...
Oh, what d'you know? The bell.
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Chat Room #4
FlyHigh has logged on as invisible.
ShadowedObserver has logged on
LissaLisa has logged on.
LissaLisa: Hey Nick.
ShadowedObserver: Lissa.
LissaLisa: What're you doing?
ShadowedObserver: Listening to music...
LissaLisa: Oh really? I love Hilary Duff. You ever listened to her?
FlyHigh to ShadowedObserver: LOL.
ShadowedObserver: No. Not really my style.
FlyHigh to ShadowedObserver: Are you sure? I always saw you as the type of person who absolutely love Hilary Duff!
ShadowedObserver to FlyHigh: :)
LissaLisa: Oh, okay. So what are you doing this weekend?
FlyHigh: Nothing with you!
LissaLisa: Max?
Shadowed Observer has logged off.
FlyHigh has logged off.
LissaLisa: Hello?
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Excerpt from Fang's autobiographical essay
Hello.
My name's Nick.
I like to listen to music and do technological stuff.
I don't usually talk.
Yeah...
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Fang's Blog September 10, 2006
Girls are strange.
Okay, so not something I would normally write, or say for that matter, but seriously. This girl wouldn't leave me alone! Her name's Lisa or something like that.
She was shorter than Max, and a lot more annoying, if that's possible...
Hey!
Sorry. Max decided to butt in.
I have a right to! Annoying! My God, take a look in the mirror!
She's gone now. If you're wondering how I managed to do that, lets just say she'll be suprised when there aren't any chocolate chip cookies downstairs.
Got to go do homework...fun.
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Spanish
Hey Nick.
Hey JJ.
What's up?
Nothing. You?
Being bored out of my mind. Seriously, she drones on and on!
Yeah. Hey, are you doing anything this weekend?
Not that I know. Max might have something though.
Hey that rhymed.
Yeah. You get off track easily don't you?
Kinda. :) Sorry.
It's fine.
Oh, okay. So, this weekend. Do you wanna go out somewhere?
Uh...
(bell rings)
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Fang's Blog: September 31, 2006
Oh. My. God.
Fang was kissing a girl. Well, at least it wasn't a guy, but still! I walked out to tell him about the evil ter Borcht scientist dude when I see this red haired wonder pressing herself against him like static cling. Next thing I know she kisses him! Freakin' kisses him! I was waiting for him to push her away, but NO! He pulls he closer! Un-freakin'-believable! I wanted to go over there and rip her limb from limb. No wait, I wanted to tear her limb from limb, kill Fang, bring him back to life and kill him again! It's insane!
I got to go. Fang's in hallway. Should be interesting...
-Max
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Fang's Blog: October 7, 2006
WARNING: This blog post is full of sarcasm and more sarcasm. You have to choose where it goes. Hint: It goes EVERYWHERE!
So, Max is on her date right now. Yeah.
She's been acting really strange lately. Around me at least. Gets me a little worried, to tell you the truth. I'm not telling anyone else that. 'Cause I'm supposed to be "Fang the emotionless". Sure.
Everyone was insanely shocked when Max announced that she was going on a date. Including me, but me being me didn't say anything. That would go against my personality. Heaven forbid I do that.
Nudge said I was jealous. I told her to go to bed.
I'm not jealous. Really. I'm not supposed to feel that, remember?
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English
Hey Max.
Hey JJ.
What's up?
Not much. You?
Thinking.
This has something to do with my brother doesn't it! Next thing you know you're going to watch him from the window!
Not the window...
JJ!
It's not my fault he left his webcam on! I was kinda, well, drawn to the computer.
What!
Did you know how toned your brother was?
What did you see!
What! He is! I mean...
JJ!
Seriously, your brother has a nice six pack.
Did you see anything else?
And his...
JJ! Anything else?
No. Does he have some growth or something? Ew
No... JJ! You stalker!
Hey, what would you have done if Sam had left his on!
(pause)
That's what I thought!
Wait! I would, I mean, hold on! I would has turned it off!
You're telling me that if a guy that you just happen to like had his shirt off and you had a chance to see that, you would just walk away?
No. I mean yes!
That's what I figured.
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FlyHigh has logged on
ShadowedObserver has logged on
FlyHigh: Hey Fang.
ShadowedObserver: Max, wouldn't it be easier if you just walked across the hallway to my room?
FlyHigh: But this is more fun!
ShadowedObserver: (roll eyes)
FlyHigh: Fang, you might wanna make sure your webcam is turned off before you change or anything, okay?
ShadowedObserver: Okay. Any particular reason you're telling me this?
FlyHigh: Let's just say that a friend with the initals JJ has taken to watching your webcam and then tells me about it!
ShadowedObserver: What did she say?
FlyHigh: Oh, how I wish I could smack you...
ShadowedObserver: I was just kidding! And I did mention how you could just come over here and talk, but you being the stubborn person you are, refused.
(pause)
ShadowedObserver: Why'd you do that!
FlyHigh:) Because, someone has to knock some sense into you!
ShadowedObserver: So you decided to come and smack me?
FlyHigh: Basically...
ShadowedObserver: (roll eyes)
FlyHigh has logged off
ShadowedObserver has logged off.