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Xander's fist slammed into Revan's face. The anger on his face shocked Alex with disbelief.
"No, Xander, No!!!!!!!" She grabbed him from behind and held back his arms. Xander stared at Revan with a venomous look of hatred and loathing. He wriggled in his sister's arms as Alex struggled to hold onto to him. Revan gazed in incredulity. He had twins? The notion dazed him. The resentment on Xander's visage was not something he could be indifferent to. Xander finally turned to his sister as much as he could.
"Let me go, Alex!!!" he bellowed in torment. Yet Alex held her ground and Revan was impressed. She suddenly flipped him using her shoulder and Alex smirked.
"There I let you go, are you happy now?" She scoffed at him. Xander began to rub his back furiously. He was in pain; she had thrown him on to a jagged rock. Despite all this he couldn't help but grin and he began to chuckle. He fondled his hair before standing.
"Thanks, I needed that, sometimes I let my anger get a hold of me." He glimpsed at Revan before returning to his sister. "Just don't lecture me like mom, alright?" Alex grinned at him.
"Sorry but I can't skip the lecture… Mom's told us before the force is strong in our family which makes the darkside is strong in our family as well. Considering that both are parents have at some point fell to the darkside it's something we might want to take into contemplation the next time we experience a fleeting moment of anger. Mom said that even those who could never envision themselves taking lives and doing horrific things have fallen to the darkside and they thought they were doing good." She smiled at him before massaging his hair gently. She began to walk up to the ship, Revan and Xander following her. Revan wasn't sure why he was following this young girl but he needed to know more about his family. It was ironic, the word family, Revan never knew what family was. That was what he wanted his whole life, a family with Bastila. Now he had it and he had missed out on it for years. He never got to watch his little ones be born or to watch his son take his first steps or to even hear his daughter say her first words. He would change that though, he would be in their lives now. As soon as this threat was over he would return to his family and they would be happy, even if he had to put his duty to the Republic behind him. Alex turned to him.
"Daddy, you coming?" He frowned not realizing that he had stopped at the ramp of the Ebon Hawk staring wistfully. He nodded and walked up the ramp. The first thing he noticed was that the Ebon Hawk had changed very much. It looked like it had seen many more battles and had been destroyed and repaired poorly in the process. Then he saw HK-47 approach Alex.
"Biased Statement: It's my master and his round bottomed meat bag mate's little meat bag and his other little meat bag. My favorite meat bags. Mistress Alex Meat bag can I kill something for you? I do love the destruction of meat bags." Alex laughed heartily.
"Ya know what Achkay? " HK looked at her impassively but if a droid could show excitement he'd look like a kid in a candy shop.
" Excited Query: Yes my mistress?" Alex grinned. She thought it was funny to hear the static in his voice because he almost sounded giddy, well for a droid.
"There's probably some sith on this planet, I'm sure you could use some target practice." The droid raised his rifle and began pointing wildly around the room.
"Enthusiatic Reply: Combat ready, just say the word. I do take great pleasure in killing Sith Meat bags. Mistress.'" That was when HK saw Revan.
"Shocked Query: Master?" He asked. HK looked at him with what must have been a droid's version of surprise. He certainly sounded surprised, well for a droid. He cocked his metaloid head to the side. Then turned to the mistress. He looked at her then back at his master. The mistress looked more like the Jedi Princess meatbag then his master but she shared his personality. This would be amusing.That's when Revan turned to HK.
"Achkay, you're still functional?" He asked in bewilderment. He was surprised that his creation hadn't been deactivated by Bastila, she always found him annoying whereas he found him amusing. HK cocked his battle rifle.
"Mocking Query: You'd rather I wasn't? Idignant Statement: I am apalled!!" Hk sounded very irritated. Revan smirked. Achkay had quite the personality.
"No, Achkay I am just surprised Bastila didn't deactivate you." And he was. Bastila had quite the temper she could be a bit rash at times.
"Gleeful Reply: Oh she did but I threatened to show the Onasi meatbag a recording of you two in the cargo hold. I do believe that was when the twin meatbags were originated. She got that awful red in her cheeks like you meatbags do and reluctantly agreed to put me in the possession of Mistress Alex. Master Xander wanted me as well but between me and you master, I liked the female meatbag more. She has your personality." Revan smirked as Alex and Xander made disgusted faces. They definitely would not set foot in the cargo hold again. Revan got an arrogant smile on his face.
" Now that was a good time Achkay! But I still cannot believe you did that to Bastila." HK seemed pleased.
"Arrogant Statement: But I am so good at deceit and trickery master. I just had to!" Alex walked away and fired up the engines in the cockpit. She loved to fly. She was the best pilot she knew, way better than Uncle Carth and that was saying something. She began to fly back to Republic space as Reavn settled in. That's when the trouble began.