Sonic awoke from his slumber. He looked at the cradle and saw Sammy was gone! The hedgehog panicked, and looked everywhere in Amy's apartment. He looked out the window and saw his child outside on the streets, about to crawl into oncoming traffic! Sonic gasped, then quickly ran down the ground floor of the apartment and went outside and grabbed Sammy before the infant was road kill.

The hedgehog hugged the baby and said "that was close. Good thing I'm the fastest thing alive and this is an ordinary peaceful city."

Someone screamed "RANDOM UNEXPECTED APOCALYSE ALERT!!!"

Then the city went into madness as the sky stormed and various objects exploded. While Sonic was confused to what the hell just happened, a gargoyle swooped in and took Sammy from the blue hedgehog's arms! The father chased after the stone creature in order to rescue his son.

However, the gargoyle had other plans and spat fireballs at it's pursuer. Sonic dodged the fiery projectiles and did a homing attack at the winged creature. The gargoyle roared in pain and dropped it's cargo. Sonic screamed when Sammy fell, but luckily the baby was unharmed when he landed on the ground. The bad news was that Sammy was surround by a herd of flesh-eating zombies!

Sonic spin dashed through the living dead and snagged his tyke. The zombies now wanted some nice raw legs to nibble on but the speedy hedgehog wouldn't give the slow corpses a chance. But suddenly the zombies were now running away. Sonic wondered what scared them off and saw a huge spaceship firing a just as huge missile!

"You got to be fucking kidding me!" shouted Sonic.

Holding Sammy tightly, Sonic ran as the missile hit the ground and exploded. The explosion scorched everything in it's wake, but that did not include the hedgehogs. Soon enough, the blast radius could go no further and the blue hedgehog made it out alive with his child with only a few burnt quills.

"See Sammy?" Sonic said "there's nothing that I can't outrun!"

Then a car fell on the hedgehog and he was knocked unconscious.

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When he came to, he saw he was in a hospital room, all bandaged up. The strange thing was Sonic was sure this hospital was just destroyed by the missile earlier. Oh well, that's plot holes for ya!

"Sonic!" said a female voice. It was Amy, who seemed relieved Sonic was awakened. "Are you okay?!"

"Yeah, I guess so" replied the blue hedgehog "where's Sammy? Is he alright?"

"Sammy is fine. In fact, he doesn't have a scratch on him! Now let's go home and I'll make dinner for you."

The pink hedgehog pulled in a wheelchair, but Sonic didn't like the idea of not using his speed.

He says "uh, no thanks, I think I can walk fine."

"Come on Sonic!" pouted Amy, "it will be much safer for you."

The male animal sighed and sat on the wheelchair while Amy pushed it. Three seconds later the wheelchair gets stuck in front of a flight of stairs and Amy tries fix it by shaking it. Sonic gets knocked off the wheelchair and falls down the stairs, breaks through a window, falls three stories, lands on hard cement, gets hit by car, then is repeatedly kicked by an Italian wearing red.

Amy sweat dropped and muttered to herself, "I guess Sonic won't have dinner tonight."

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TO BE CONTINUED