Tails and Knuckles were walking through the halls of an apartment building. Sonic called them an hour ago and wanted to talk to them personally. Now they were looking for his room.

"I still can't believe Sonic has a child" Tails said to Knuckles. "I wonder how he's handling it?"

Knuckles says "I'm sure he's fine!"

They finally found the room number and knocked on the door. Opening it was Sonic the hedgehog, who looked like total crap.

He groggily spoke "come in… guys."

The fox and echidna entered and noticed the place was a complete dump. Besides that, there was a freaky baby hedgehog being fed by Amy, who looked perfectly normal.

"Hey Knuckles and Tails!" Amy said cheerfully, "how is going? I want you to meet Sammy. Say hi Sammy!"

The evil infant screamed loud enough to shatter all the glass in the apartment building. He went back to eating his grub.

"Aww, isn't he just adorable?"

"Yup!" Tails and Knuckles replied happily. Then they turned to Sonic with shock expressions of their faces.

"You mean THAT'S your child?" whispered Tails, making sure Amy doesn't hear.

"Yeah… that's Sammy" yawned Sonic "he's dangerous… really… really… really… dangerous."

"And why does Amy keep the kid?" Knuckles wondered.

"I dunno… she acts like… nothing wrong."

"Perhaps she's pretending to ignore the obvious because this her chance for you to hang around with her and refuses to give it up" Tails concluded.

"That, or she's an idiot." muttered Knuckles.

The sleepy hedgehog spoke "look guys… Sammy is too much… I can't eat, I can't… sleep and I'm losing my energy to hold him off. You gotta get rid of him, you gotta… stop… him……………ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

Sonic fell to the floor snoring. Sammy took the opportunity to bounce on his father's stomach.

"Hey Amy!" said Tails "do you mind if Knuckles and me took Sammy out for a stroll?"

"Sure! My little boy could use some fresh air" Amy Rose answered as she grabbed Sammy and handed him to Knuckles. "Plus, now that Sonic is snoozing I could have a little fun, teehee!"

The pink hedgehog dragged her husband into the bedroom. The echidna and fox eyed each other, then slowly left the room.

-

The two were now walking down the street, Sammy gnawing on Knuckles' leg.

"So should we leave the kid in the dumpster?" asked the red animal.

His two-tailed pal replied "that might be a bad idea. Not only is that child neglect, he might get out and wreck havoc with no one to stop him."

"So what do we do?"

"I think I have an idea…"

They went into an orphanage. There they walked up to a man who worked at the place.

"Excuse me sir" Tails spoke as he pulled Sammy off of Knuckles "we found this child all alone in an alley and thought we should put him here."

The man looked at the beastly baby and stated "he can't be allowed here."

"Huh? Why not?"

"He is obviously an animal, and thus can't stay here. Try the pound across the street."

-

"What?! Are you out of your mind?!" shouted a man who worked at the pound.

"He's an animal, isn't he?" Knuckles asked.

"This baby ISN'T just an animal. His type is an intelligent breed, and you two should know as your practically the same as him. I can't believe you would ever consider dumping a child here! Try the animal orphanage two blocks from here."

-

Tails wondered "so why are you in a cage if you work here?"

"It's part of the regulations" replied a caged dog. "Let me out and I'll sign the child up."

Knuckles open the cage. The dog ran off.

"I'M FREE! I'M FREE! SO LONG SUCKERS! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

The canine jumped out of a window. Multiple cars crashing could be heard from outside.

"Well that was pointless" spoke Knuckles "got any other ideas, Tails?"

-

The two were now at Tails' workshop. The kitsune has finished making an invention.

"This is the Gatestar" Tails said showing his work of art. "It will open a gateway to an alternative reality. Now let's activate the machine!"

The fox pushed a button and a portal opened up. The echidna picked up the baby hedgehog.

"Now your another Sonic's problem!" he shouted as he threw Sammy into the portal. The Gatestar began to rumble.

"Uh oh" gulped Tails "something's coming out!"

Millions of Sammies from other dimensions came out of the portal and filed up the workshop.

-

Now they were climbing Mount Doom. They tossed Sammy into the volcano, hoping he burn into a crisp. He never did, because the baby landed in a new theme park built inside Mount Doom.

"Crap!" Tails and Knuckles shouted together.

-

"This has to be your dumbest idea yet" muttered Knuckles.

"Kiss my ass" Tails spat back.

The two have finished stuffing Sammy in the toilet. They tried flushing, but the baby clogged the pipes and soon enough there was a flood.

-

Out of options and ideas, Tails and Knuckles decided to ditch the baby at a place the child we be at home. They left Sammy in front of the door and rang the bell. Before the two could run away, the door opened, and the owner of the house saw the animals.

"I've been expecting you boys" chuckled Eggman.

-

TO BE CONTINUED.