Tails and Knuckles were now imprisoned in Eggman's Fortress. Some robots came carrying Amy Rose and Sonic and put the hedgehogs in their own separate cells next to the fox's and echidna's.

Tails said "Sonic? Amy? What are you guys doing here?"

"Eggman captured us unexpectedly" answered Amy. "We could have fought them off, but Sonic is still asleep."

"Zzzzzzz… chilidogs…" snored the sleeping hedgehog.

Knuckles grunted "what is Eggman up to this time?"

"Good questioned, knucklehead" said Eggman as he walked in "I shall to you right now."

"Where's Sammy? What have you done to him!" demanded Tails.

"The child is fine, fox boy, in fact, he's better than fine! See for yourself!"

The baby hedgehog came in, riding on a miniature version of the Eggmobile.

"You see, the Sammy you know of is really my latest creation: the Egg Baby!"

"Egg Baby?" gasped Amy "but that can't be possible! I have proof he's my kid!"

"What kind of proof?" Knuckles asked.

"Yeah, I mean, you never told us how you got Sammy" said Tails.

"I got Sammy one night when I found him in front of my door in a basket. There was a letter inside with him that said 'Amy, this is your baby and Sonic is his father.' I mean, what more proof could you need?"

When Amy Rose finished talking, Sonic instantly woke up.

"THAT'S YOUR PROOF?!" Sonic screamed in rage "A STUPID LETTER? DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BABIES ARE BORN? AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO PISSED OFF!"

The blue hedgehog went and busted out of his cell in anger.

"Hahaha! Now you know how my planned worked!" Eggman laughed. "I left the Egg Baby with your little girlfriend here so you be forced to be with her and raise the baby, not knowing the infant would make you miserable and tired, so that I could sneak in and destroy you easily!"

"But what about his abilities?" asked Sonic "how can he do all those supernatural things?"

"It's rather simple, really. The Egg Baby is powered by the Chaos Emeralds, which I found in my backyard for some reason! With the emeralds' power, the Egg Baby is able to curse others with very bad luck, so those who were cursed would suffer greatly! And there's nothing you can do about it!"

"All except one thing." The speedy hedgehog ran up to not-really-his child and touched him. Sonic transformed into Super Sonic!

"Argh you little pest! Egg Baby, become your final form and eliminate Sonic one and for all!"

Sammy grew into a giant robot, then Super Sonic and him broke through the roof, with Eggman following in his Eggmobile.

"HEY!" Knuckles yelled "WE'RE STILL TRAPPED IN THESE CELLS SONIC!"

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The super powered hedgehogs were battling it out above a desert wasteland. While the Egg Baby was sending dozens of things falling from the sky, Super Sonic was dodging them all.

"You couldn't kill me before" Sonic shouted "and you won't kill me now!"

Sammy fired homing missiles from his quills. The golden hedgehog did some aerial maneuvers to avoid the missiles and send them crashing into each other. Sammy gave out a robotic roar and spin dashed to Sonic. Super Sonic flew over the giant robot, then attacked when Sammy stood up straight. The Egg Baby was unharmed.

"Darn it, I can't damage him this way. And my rings are depleting!"

That's when he saw the Chaos Emeralds attached to the robot's torso. Sonic flew in and took one emerald off. Sammy roared when he realized what the super hedgehog was trying to do. The Egg Baby tried to swat away his enemy, but Sonic knocked off two more emeralds. He used his homing missiles, then another two came off. He used his supernatural powers, but alas the last emeralds were taken away.

Now that the Egg Baby was unpowered and defenseless, Super Sonic gave what any father would give to an evil robotic baby. A spanking. Sonic gave Sammy a thousand helpings of hi-speed spankings to the robot's bottom. The Egg Baby screamed, and exploded into pieces.

The golden hedgehog's last ring was gone, and thus became regular Sonic. Exploring his child's remains, he saw a tiny robot in the shape of a familiar pointy backed animal. It was Sammy's original form, no doubt about it, and he was sobbing like a real baby. Even though the Egg Baby deserved it, Sonic felt a little guilty when he looked at the helpless scrap metal. So he ran off and came back, holding something in his hands.

"Here's your rattle Sammy" Sonic said as he gave the robot it's item. Sammy looked at it and smiled. He grabbed the rattle and shook it happily.

Eggman came by and shouted "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, EGG BABY? DESTROY THAT HEDGEHOG!!!" But Sammy was too occupied playing with his favorite. So the doctor swiped the object from the robot's grasp and stomped on it until it was little pieces. Big mistake.

Sammy leapt at his creator and punched and kicked and bit Dr. Eggman. As this was happening, Sonic's friends came to watch.

"So that means we have no baby, huh Sonic?" sighed Amy Rose.

"Yeah" Sonic replied. Then he fled.

"HEY!" Amy shouted, chasing after him with her hammer "YOU COME BACK!"

Sonic cheered "Whoo hoo! I'm free! I'm free like the wind!"

Tails and Knuckles stood there, watching the fat doctor trying to pry off the angry robot and the pink hedgehog chasing the blue hedgehog.

The fox says "shouldn't you be watching the Master Emerald or something?"

"Don't worry" Knuckles said, "I installed a security system."

-

Meanwhile, Rouge the Bat was sneaking around on Angel Island. She then saw her prize, a large green emerald!

"Come to mama" Rouge whispered.

She walked up to the emerald and touched it. Then Big the Cat fell on her.

"How the fuck did I get here?" muttered Big.

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THE END!!!!!!!!