A/N: Ok, if I mess up calling them "him" or "her", don't blame me, ok? I'm used to calling the three guys "he" and "him" and Noodle "she" and "her"… but in this story, it's switched. Don't blame me for mix-ups. Thanks a lot for the reviews, people! I enjoy them
Murdoc panted heavily while running to his Winnebago before anyone could see she was only in her briefs. "Shit! I've never felt so fucking tired! Why am I panting so much? Why the heck am I talking to myself?" She sprinted inside his Winnebago and shut the door behind her. (Him, her, whatever) Murdoc quickly got dressed and walked to the kitchen to start off his unusual already day. Walking through the car park, she noticed how loud his Cuban heels were. Clip, clop, clip, clop, clip clop. "Damn boots! No wonder why people laugh. Shit! Dude, what's up with my jeans? It's tight around my hips. I have to go shopping sometime. What? What the hell? I'm talking like a chick! Gah!" Murdoc punched the button for the lift and went up to the 1st floor.
Noodle skidded in his Converse when he saw a strange figure in the kitchen whose back was facing him. "Intruder! Show me your face, you crazy fan girl!" 2-D stared at Noodle. "Noodle? Is that you? It's me, 'D!" (Have you ever seen "Invader Zim"? Zim all of a sudden freaks out and has a funky face on when he says. "You LIE!" Well yeah, just imagine that face on Noodle for a sec. BACK TO THE STORY!)
Noodle blinked. "You LIE! You're not 2-D!
"Yes I am!"
"…How can I know?"
"Hun, ya ever seen anyone with blue hair and black holes for eyes?"
"How do I know that's not just a disguise?" he said raising an eyebrow in combat position.
2-D cocked her head to the side. " Three years ago, your birthday. Remember that 'little mix-up'?"
Noodle's eyes widened. " Oh, ha, ha, ha! Yep, you're definitely 2-D!" Noodle ran up and hugged 2-D.
Russel walked in on them during their hug. " Who are you? Take your son and get out!"
Noodle and 2-D stared at each other. " Son?" they both shouted at him.
Noodle laughed. "Russel san, it's Noodle and 2-D!"
Russel blinked twice. " Really? Oh. Well, as far as I'm concerned, I believe that. Look at what happened to me! I remind myself of my mom!" he said laughing.
2-D giggled. "Hey, I wonder whot Muds looks like, eh?"
Noodle grabbed his sides. " Oh my God, I bet he looks hilarious!"
Russel laughed until she turned red. "Ha, ha, I'm curious too!"
Murdoc's boots started to sound louder each step. 2-D snapped her mouth shut. Noodle slapped his hand on Russel's mouth to shut her up.
The three of them scrambled around on the floor looking for something to do to look casual. "Quick, 2-D san, Russel san, act like nothing's going on!" 2-D nodded. "Right!" Russel went to make pancakes and Noodle helped while 2-D got out the ingredients.
Murdoc then walked in. "Huh, the blue haired one looks pretty good," she thought to herself. "Wait. Noodle? Russel? 2-D? Holy crap!" They all took a look at each other. Noodle stared at Murdoc with squinted eyes. "You look like, like Kagome!" Murdoc raised an eyebrow. "What the fuck is 'Kagome'?"
Noodle frowned.
"It's a character from "Inuyasha", Mr. I-know-everything. You have her style hair."
Murdoc ran her hand through her hair. "It's soft and smells like flowers. YUCK!"
Noodle chuckled. "That's supposed to be a good thing, DUH."
She grumbled. Murdoc didn't want hair like THAT. 2-D played with her hair untangling knots and such. "Hey Noodle, how the heck can you stand all this hair? It must take forever to style it up. Jeez." Russel kept on messing with her clothes trying to make it fit on her now curved body. " God, it's hard to have clothes fit with these women parts on you!" Noodle laughed on the ground turning red and nearly choking from his Adam's apple. " Oh dear, you guys are going to have to wear, um…" The three girls shook Noodle up. " What?" they shouted at her. "Um, you three are going to have to wear bras."
The three used-to-be-men's bodies froze. 2-D shook her head. "We have to wear WHAT?"
"Bras. I never let you guys come shopping with me when I need personal items. Like that."
Murdoc's left eye twitched. " Ok, so now I feel weird."
Noodle nodded. "I have extras for you gals." The three nodded blushing and feeling awkward. Noodle ran to his room and got three uh… 'Items' the gals needed. "Go and change in the restrooms, ladies!" he chuckled.
After one hour until the girls finally realized how to actually hook the bra on
" God damn it, THAT took long enough!" Murdoc said. 2-D kept on shifting her straps. "This is uncomfortable. You have to wear this thing everyday?" Noodle nodded smiling. "Yup. Not that easy, is it?"
(to be continued)
A/N: I NEED IDEAS, PEOPLE! Stuff that's tough on boys. Not men since Noodle's only like, a teenager in here. It would be greatly appreciated.