A/N: Thanks for the reviews and comments, you guys! I'm having a great time typing this.
2-D kept on twisting and untwisting her straps trying to make herself get adjusted to the bra. "Damn it! GRR! This thing is itchy, too!" she said whining. The 14-year-old teenager chuckled. "Not easy, I tell you." Murdoc cursed under her breath. "I hate the life of a dame." Russel looked at her watch. "Um, it's Saturday. What do you want to do?" 2-D tapped her chin thinking. "Err, maybe go to the mall again? I want to go get some jeans. Plus people won't really suspect anything since we're girls and one guy." Murdoc actually nodded smiling. "No costumes, no disguises, no body guards," "No crazy blood thirsty fans!" Noodle said smiling. Russel nodded too. "Alright, plus we can take this girl thing out for a test drive." They all split up to get ready.
"Oh, hold up!" Noodle said raising a hand. Murdoc grunted. "Now what is it, woman?" Noodle scrunched his face. " I'm not a girl anymore, Miss." Murdoc scoffed. "Like I was saying, you three are going to need…" 2-D's eyes got wide again. "I think I don't want to know."
Noodle smiled. "You guys are going to have to wear make up." Murdoc jumped. "What the fudge? Make up? Aw, hell no! For the love of Lucifer, no fudging way!"
30 minutes later after dragging the three into Noodle's room
"Ok, ladies, time for a make over!" he said getting out cosmetics. 2-D, Murdoc and Russel were tied in chairs. Murdoc cursed jumping in her seat trying to untie herself. " Damn you to heck, Noodle! You'll never EVER get that load of crap on my face, darn it!" 2-D just sat patiently looking around Noodle's room. "Wow, I never got a chance to look in your room in over 4 months. Swanky." "Arigotou go dai mas, 2-D san." Russel grunted trying to adjust to the rope burns on her arms. " Jeez, you could've at least tied us a little less tightly, Noodle." Noodle blushed. " Eh, sorry about that. Just don't want you to slip out, you know?" Murdoc started biting on the rope. 2-D started laughing. "Hey Muds, what the heck are you doing, eh?" Murdoc grunted. "Trying to get out of this fucking trap of a chair!"
Noodle turned around and took out a WHOLE lot of make up out. Mascara, eyeliner, powder, lotions, lipstick, eye shadow, lip gloss, (actually, listing all of them would take up one whole chapter, so yeah, you get the point.) Murdoc's left eye started twitching again. " That's a LOT OF MAKE UP!" Noodle nodded. " What, this? Yeah, I guess so." 2-D stared at the cosmetics blankly. " Wowzers." Noodle got out blue eye shadow, eye liner, mascara and light pink lip gloss.
"Alright 2-D, you're up first." 2-D started sweating. " Shit!" Noodle raised an eyebrow. " It won't be that bad. You'll be fine." 2-D started squirming in her seat. " You won't take me alive!" Noodle ignored this comment and applied the make up on 2-D after she stopped squirming and cursing. This took about, 3 minutes. "Alright, 2-D san, you're done. If I was born a guy, I'd think you looked good." 2-D blinked. " Oh jeez. What do you think Russ and Muds?" Russel smiled. " It doesn't really look like you put anything on her, Noodle." Noodle had his back turned getting different colors for Murdoc.
" That's the key. Make up is applied in colors like skin tones or shading. That's it, that's all. Nothing special. Only reason why girls put it on is because make up creates an illusion to hide blemishes and make them… well, pretty. Which is why Murdoc needs it… BADLY." 2-D and Russel laughed. "Shut up dullard and lard ass!" Noodle shook his head. " Now Murdoc, a lady should not curse so much." 2-D and Russel laughed even harder. " Alright Murdoc, you have to stop biting on that rope and close your eyes. This'll take less time if you don't squirm. I promise you'll live." Murdoc growled. " No fucking way! I have a fucking reputation I would like to keep! I am NOT one of those guys in bands that wears fucking eye liner, damn it!" 2-D took a look at herself in the mirror in front of her. " I think I'm ok… I look hot! Dude, I'd date a girl who looked like me."
Noodle laughed. " Haha, you see? You look good for a girl, 2-D." 2-D smiled. Murdoc just grumbled a curse. Noodle raised an eyebrow and sighed. "Ah, Murdoc, if you're not going to agree with this, I have no choice but to put you to sleep." Murdoc frowned. " What do you mean by 'put me to sleep'?"
"Like this." Noodle pressed his fingers against Murdoc's neck and she fell asleep. 2-D sighed a sigh of relief. " Oh thank God, I thought you were gonna kick her in the face or something." Noodle shook her head. " Oh, of course not! The make up can't cover that." Russel's eyes got wide. Putting the make up on Murdoc took a small while. "There. Murdoc's done." Noodle said smiling. Russel was calm even though she kept on complaining about women and being self conscious on appearance. Noodle woke Murdoc up again. " Bloody hell, what happened?" 2-D smiled. " Yay! You went through it peacefully!" Murdoc crunched her eyebrows. " What?" Noodle put a mirror in front of her face. " GAH! What's this crap on my face?" she shouted. Noodle sighed. " You look fine! Gosh, you act more immature than 2-D."
Noodle untied the three and they were off to the mall. Of course, they took the geep.
Let the fun begin. >:)
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A/N: Ok, THAT took long enough. I'm working on the next chapter at the mall with 'bathroom mix ups and problems'. So there's a preview for you. (:
2-D: My God, me a GIRL? That's disturbing.
Murdoc: Make up? What the fook!
Russel: Oh jeez. Weird story.
Noodle: Haha! Make over! XD