Well, I know that I've taken forever and a day to update but stuff came up… first I got grounded, then I got 3 new computer games, then friendship drama, then I had tests, then my muse went on vacation, well I've bored you enough with my reasons. I better just get to the update. BTW stuff in … these is Tobe's thoughts.
Crazy-Little-Neko
Chapter 5 (here we go again…) Well after Storm's little outburst I thought we should stop and come up with a plan, we'd found a village earlier, for getting information. Well Storm suggested violence immediately, and Serena suggested we send Tobe in cause he's a dog and has less chance of getting his head blown off… I thought it was a good idea but Storm had to argue."What if he gets in trouble, we'd go in and we'd all get killed!" he said. why must he always be an idiot… he is VERY lucky he's cute "look, I know that, but it's the only way…Storm please for once just trust me!" I replied. –shocked look on Storm's face- "well I guess you're right-sigh- but I just don't like it. This place gives me the creeps…too quiet, just not right" he said. "Yup, this place's plenty creepy." Tobe said. "well we've got to put up with it anyway so lets just get it over with." I said.
We made our way to the village, and it got weirder with each step we took…eventually Tobe went in, but came back in 5 minutes looking confused. "it's emptier than pizza box at a weight-watchers convention!" he gasped. "are you positive it was empty?" I asked. "yep, not a soul for miles around" he replied. now that's just plain freaky I decided that we should all go since there wasn't any one there.
As soon as I set foot in that place I got the feeling we walked into a trap. Well, to put it bluntly, I was right. Yaksha steps out of the shadows, "well, well, well! What have we here? Some one seems to have walked into an AMBUSH!" when he said ambush, several demons rushed from the shadows, Kagura and Kanna weren't far be hind them. Storm's only comment was "holy shit." I simply nodded and for the first time since we met him, Tobe was silent.
"you really enjoy being dramatic don't you, you little weasel" I snarled. "as a matter of fact I do. I also enjoy seeing you finally get what you deserve." He replied. "in your dreams you filthy son of a--" "Flame, that's enough, he's not fit to lick the ground you tread on" Storm interrupted. "ok fine, let just get started shall we" I said while we rushed into what looked like our deaths. "I'm not even gonna tell you how insane you are, but you're gonna get us all killed!" Serena shouted. I shout back, "not today! -cackles insanely-"
Suddenly some one in a red yukata jumps in the middle of the fight shouting, "this time you're gonna die Kagura!" well like any sane person I continue fighting to keep from getting killed. Then three people and a two-tailed cat show up…this day just keeps getting weirder and weirder. One is dressed strangely—in a VERY short green kimono—and is carrying a bow and quiver of arrows (Kagome). Another appears to be a demon exterminator (Sango). And there's also a monk (Miroku). The one with the bow shot an arrow towards us, and it completely obliterated any demons within a 10 foot radius. "who the heck are you?" I shouted. "no time for introductions, get behind me, quick!" she replies. We obey, and the monk opens the rosary on his hand and the demons are sucked into this wind tunnel thingie. "What. The. F-duck." Me, Storm, Serena, and Tobe say in unison. "I know, surprising." She said. "and the understatement of the year award goes to…" I said. -group laugh-
Then it gets weirder. The guy in the red yukata does this blast thingamabobber with his sword and the rest of the demons are destroyed. Before we can say anything, Yaksha and the others fly off on Kagura's feather thingie with Yaksha saying "next time I'll have your heads!". "damn, they escaped again!" I yelled in anger. "Well I think we ought to get to the introductions now…" the demon exterminator said.
Why do I keep torturing you with cliffies? Because my muse is evil…well I thought it was a good idea for them to meet the Inu crew, I mean its not a fanfic with out them! Well I thought Flame's impressions of them was hilarious, it's probably what a nubie would think, I dunno if the thing Inu wears is called a yukata or not but every fic I've read calls it that or a kimono. Well, TOODLZ!Crazy-Little-Neko