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The Gorillaz actually felt calm while they were in the mall. No one suspected a thing about the group.

The four of them went into Borders to update their collections on CDs, books, and probably hang out in the café upstairs. Murdoc went to the café to get a drink (which is surprisingly NOT beer or any kind of alcoholic beverage), Russel made his way over to the CD's, and Noodle and 2-D checked out the video games and DVDs. 2-D spotted one of their DVDs on a shelf.

" Cool! They have some of our stuff here, Noods!"

"Really? Oh! It's Phase One- Celebrity Takedown!"

" Wow, that was some time ago. Can't believe they still have this, eh?"

" Yeah."

A couple of minutes later they decided on a few of video games and made their way over to the register.

" Hey guys, welcome to Borders, I hope you found what you were looking for," the clerk greeted with a smile on his face.

" Hey, what's up? We'd like to make a purchase please." 2-D said with a monotone voice.

The clerk stared up into 2-D's eyes. " You busy later?"

2-D raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"

" We could go get a coffee or something, sweet stuff."

" I'm sorry, no. I don't think,"

Noodle hit his fist on the desk, lowered his sunglasses, and gave the clerk a "What do you think you're doing" look with a quite loud "Ahem".

"My boyfriend would be ok with that." 2-D finished looking surprised at Noodle.

The clerk didn't take his eyes off the crack Noodle made on the counter. " R-right. Sorry about that. I didn't know you were taken." The clerk quickly pressed buttons and put the games in a bag.

"Thank you." Noodle said with a hostile tone.

The clerk nodded afraid to respond and worked with the next customer.

" Whoa, Noodle, that was pretty harsh, man."

" I'm returning the favor you did me. After all, we have to act like a couple while we're like this. I'm not letting anyone go off with my "Demure.""

2-D laughed. " Haha, now I have a bodyguard now, or what?"

" I guess so. You were always my bodyguard, so why not be yours?"

" Aw, that's deep, you know that, Noodle?"

" Ha, ha. I'm a girl. Not physically, but you know what I mean. Unlike you men we're not all about 'Who's macho and who's not.'"

2-D laughed, gave him a hug and they were off to go see what Murdoc was doing upstairs.

Murdoc was reading a book called "101 ways to get revenge". (Suits him well, I must say) One man walked past her and stopped. The sound of his sneakers squeaking caught Murdoc's attention. She looked up from her book and took a glance at the man. The man, actually, was Jamie Hewlett. Jamie's eyebrow was raised as he examined Murdoc's face.

" Muds? That you, man?"

Murdoc put down her book and motioned Jamie to sit with her. Jamie took a seat and laughed.

" Ha, ha! I thought that you were a guy! Another one of your disguises, eh?"

" Pipe down, Hewlett! No, this isn't a disguise. I'm- I'm a gal."

" Stop lying, Muds. You're a man. No possible way you can be a girl."

Murdoc just sighed. Jamie scrunched his eyebrows.

" You're not kidding, are you?"

" Does it look like I'm kidding? No, you know I would never want this to happen, but yeah. I'm a girl."

Jamie chuckled. " Wow, how did this happen, man?"

" No fucking clue."

" Seriously? No wacky magic or some kind spell that messed you guys up?"

" Not that I remember of, no."

" Jeez. So where are the rest of the guys?"

" Noodle and 2-D are in the games section while Russel's looking at some sort of music, I guess."

" Are 2-D and Russel girls?"

" Yup."

" And Noodle's a guy?"

" Uh huh."

" Wow, I've always wondered what you guys would look like as the opposite gender."

" I hate being a girl."

" It can't be that bad."

" Noodle made us wear make up."

" Oh God, really? You accepted?"

" Hell no. She tied me, Russel and 2-D in chairs so that we wouldn't escape."

" Oh, jeez, HAHA!"

" That's not all."

" Seriously?"

" Yeah. Earlier today, some chick started hitting on Noodle."

" NOODLE?"

" As awkward as that may seem, yeah. The chick started flirting with him and guess what happened?"

"What? This is getting better by the second!"

" 2-D acted as Noodle's girlfriend."

" Oh jeez! Really?"

" Yup."

" Hey, isn't 2-D too old to look like Noodle's girlfriend?"

" Well, Noodle's taller then all of us by about two inches or something, and with make up, 2-D looks around Noodle's age, actually."

" Seriously?"

" Dude, now I don't know even know how old the chicks I've screwed are anymore. They might be older than I am maybe."

" Wow, what a day for you guys."

Damon ran over to Jamie.

" Jamie, where were you, man? I've turned this whole entire place upside down trying to look for you in this blasted place! Hello, who's this lady?" he said pointing at Murdoc.

" Damon, you don't know who this is?" Jamie asked surprised.

" Kind of looks like Murdoc, I guess."

" I AM Murdoc!"

Damon blinked. " What the hell happened to you?" he shouted jumping back.

" Long story." Murdoc grumbled.

Jamie shook his head laughing. " Let's just say they're just as surprised as we are."

" Hell yeah, I'm surprised! Jeez, once you think you know somebody THIS happens!" Damon whispered slapping himself on the head.

(to be continued)

A/N: My goal is to get 20 reviews at up to this point, but what happens, happens, I guess.