Ok... I'm looking at my sister, and the dog's laying on her! This is like the funniest thing... like... evur!
Chapta 3
I was sitting in the crow's nest, listning to Phantom of the Opera (i'm obsesed with POTO right now). Trying hard not to sing with it.
"Anyone seen Ia?" Luffy asked.
"No." Nami said.
I took off my headphones to listen to them.
"What do you think she does all day?"
"Listen's to music." Nami said. They're getting used to the idea of portable music player.
"I wonder if she can fight?" Luffy said.
"Doubt it." Nami said.
"Why?"
"She doesn't strike me as... physical!"
"What are you talking about! I can bearly lift her bag!"
"Luffy, you're rubber!"
"So?"
"Never mind."
"Nami-swan!" Sanji's voice could be heard from somewhere.
"I'm not here!" Nami said and I could hear her sneak off somewhere.
"Luffy, did you see Nami?"
"Ya- er- no!"
"Which is it?"
"...no!"
"Oh. Have you seen Ia?"
"No."
"Really?"
"Yes!"
I put my headphons back on. Luckly, I had stolen my sister's other POTO disk. So I don't have the begning till the end of the Roof top scene to listen to.
"Hello!"
I screamed.
"What ya listning to?" Luffy asked, getting in.
"Phantom of the Opera." I said.
"Can I?"
"I guess?" I gave him my headphones and I picked up my Harry Potter book, my favorite, Half Blood Prince.
I was on the chapter of Silver and Opals. My favorite was Sectumsempra.
As I was reading, I glanced at Luffy. He looked deep in though.
"LUFFY! IA!" Zoro yelled.
"What?" I asked as I stuck my head out of the crow's nest.
"Where's Luffy?"
"Right here. Why?"
"It's supper time."
"LUFFY!" I yelled.
"YA?" he yelled back.
I took off the headphones, "Supper." I said, climbing down.
"Don't you wanna take your music?"
"Can you? I've got my book."
In the kitchen...
"Thanks, Sanji." I said as he gave me my food. Sanji looked jumpy.
I opened my book and took my fork and picked up some food and ploped it into my mouth. I wasn't ready for what was in store.
I chocked and sputterd!
"What is up with this?" I whispered. Nami, who was right next to me, had tasted it too.
"What's up with this food!" she whispered.
"I have no idea! Is this suppose to be chicken?"
"I though it was steak!"
We looked at Luffy, he was enjoying the food, Zoro and Usopp, not so much.
"Sanji? What's up with the food?" I asked.
"What! There's something wrong with the food? I didn't know! There is?" he said very fast and jumpy.
"Well, for the fact that you're not eating it!"
He took a bite and nearly barfed.
"Well?" I asked, slyly.
"THIS IS TERRIBLE!" he yelled.
"Isn't it?" Nami said.
"WHY DOES THIS SUCK!" I yelled. ( it was fun!)
"Well... I think because I lost all my cigarets."
"OH! Now we're gonna have sucky food?" I yelled.
"No! I can control myself!"
That night...
"I'm... sooo... hungry..." I said, walking up to the kitchen.
I walked in to find Sanji, being a psycho.
"Do you know where my cigarets are!" he hissed in my ear.
"No!" I said.
He stared at me than went back to rummaging around the kitchen.
"Um... do you have any cheese?" he threw me a chunk of cheese.
"Thanks?" I said and slowly edged out of the room, thinking if I made a suddan movement, he'd attack.
That morning...
"Good morning..." I said, walking into the kitchen to see everybody chained to their chars.
"Good morning, Ia-kun!" Sanji said in a psychotic voice.
"Hi?" I said uncertain.
"Would you like some breakfast!"
"Sure?" I looked at the crew, they were shaking their heads, no.
"Maybe not!" I said.
"Of course!" he said and forced me into a chair and turned around to make something.
I turned my head to see what he was doing, he was cooking waffles. I looked at everyone and ran from the room.
I didn't know where to hide! So... I just went to the Crow's nest.
"IIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!" Sanji's voice rang out.
I was so nervous. I looked around the circular box. I saw a small bag.
I looked in the bag and found all of Sanji's cigarets.
"SANJI! SANJI, I FOUND YOUR CIGARETS!"
Sanji literally flew up to the Crow's nest.
He stuck one in his mouth, lit it, and took in a long drag. When he let it out I was already halfway down the ladder.
"I feel sooooooo much better!" he yelled.
"Good! I'm gonna go untie everybody!"
"Did I tie up Nami-swan?"
"Yes you did." I said.
He smiled guiltily.
I smiled back.
Rant and Rave!
I've got a new couple! Sweet!
SKIE? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?