God I'm good, just look at all the crap I wrote for you people.

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Well now that I wasted time doing that, I probably should get into the story. BUT I DON'T WANT TO waaaaaaaaahhhh. I saw take the lead today. Really good, you should all see it. Ok stop stalling now. And start writing…now! I definitely should write down some sort of a plan for this story. Or better yet, start drafting. Making it up off the top of my head probably isn't going to work anymore…

"OK fatties get up!"

General murmuring and groaning came from the rest of the class.

Harry tsked and shook his head.

This time shrieks and oaths came from the class as they found themselves magically lifted out of their seats.

"Why are you all so tired?" Hermione asked from where she was perched on Harry's desk.

"Quidditch," mumbled someone in the front.

"Too much partying," muttred a Ravenclaw. "Too much partying."

"Ooooooh," said Hermione as comprehension dawned.

Harry was bouncing on the balls of his feet and looked much too happy to be allowed. Many people gave up supporting their own weight and collapsed back into chairs.

"Oh come on!" exclaimed Harry. "This is going to be the best lesson ever, and you're all hung over?"

General assent from the class met this question.

Harry sighed and pulled out his wand. "The only useful thing I ever learned from Ronald Weasly, was that you don't get drunk unless you know this spell."

He waved his wand and people stopped moaning and groaning. Others removed dark glasses and hats.

Harry still stood in front of the class grinning like a madman.

Hermione shook her head and jumped off his desk to address the class, "If any of you had bothered to consult the overview for this year you would see that it is now Janurary (ok so we skipped Christmas) and that means that we are starting a new topic!"

The groans that had stopped after the hangover cure spell started up again.

"Oh come on you big babies! Its going to be fun!" Harry was practically bursting with excitement.

"Come on!" Hermione ordered. "Everyone up, we're moving classrooms!"

This latest revelation got most people's attention and they followed a literally skipping Harry down the corridor. He made so many twists and turns that everyone was thoroughly disorientated by the time they stopped outside a blank stretch of wall.

"Oh I love what you've done with the place!" exclaimed James sarcastically.

"Shut up Potter," sang Harry, yes SANG!

Hermione took control of the situation seeing as how her boyfriend had been rendered incapable sheerly by his excitement. She paced infront of the wall three times with her face screwed up in concentration. The students began to think that she had gone as loopy as Prof. Potter, but they Sirius spoke up.

"Shit!"

"Thanks Sirius," laughed Hermione as she pushed open the door and stepped inside.

Everyone jostled and pushed to try to see into the room, but no one dared follow her inside.

Hermione shook her head. The 7th years sure were in a weird mood today. She reached through the doorway and grabbed the nearest person by the robes and pulled them inside. People cautiously began entering and settled on the large poofs scattered on the floor. They were a bit like Trelawney's, but much MUCH cooler.

"What is this place?" Anna Nial breathed in awe. (any body read the Wicca/Sweep series?)

"Never you mind," said Hermione happily, but still with an underlying threat.

"So did anybody read the plan?" asked Harry, who had calmed down slightly.

"ummm…"

"Well let my remind you! Today we're starting fitness training for when we do duelling?" Harry explained.

This encouraged a fair amount of interest.

"So the first thing we're doing is…" the class waited with baited breath. "Fitness evaluations! How close you are to having the perfect body!" the class groaned.

"I'm sure there are," Hermione around at the class. "…a…few? fit people?"

"Come on people! Come on!" Harry clapped his hands in a very gayesque way. "This may be a double, but it's our only double and we've done nothing! I want the boys on the left of this screen that I just conjured right now!" he looked very smug as he waved his wand and a semi-transparent screen descended in the middle of the room. "And girls on the right with 'Mione!"

"And everyone get your gear off!"

"Hermione! You cant be serious!" exclaimed Lily.

"I hope she is!" James teased while waggling his eyebrows.

"Ew ew ew ew ew. You're a sick unit Potter!"

Seeing James about to retaliate Hermione stepped in, "No don't take off all your clothes Lils. Just strip down to your knickers and put these on." She conjured a pile of pink crop tops and black bike pants (mmm… lycra) for the girls and short running shorts for the boys.

James pouted.

The two groups went their separate ways.

On the girl's side there was a lot of giggling and bra snapping (ok so that's just what me and my friends do) while they took about 10 minutes longer than the boys.

Suddenly Rhea giggled and whispered something in Emily's ear, and being twins, wherever Emily was Jess was as well. The three of them looked in Lily's direction and started giggling again. Standing there in all her glory wearing a bra and bike pants, Lily huffed, put her hands on her hips and fixed her best friends with her best death stare. They laughed harder and beckoned her over. Lily bent in to hear what they were whispering about. Her face changed from stern to humoured and a little alarmed before she faced the curtain and yelled out,

"STOP TRYING TO SEE THROUGH THE SCREEN JAMES POTTER!"

Everyone laughed.

"Told you so Prongsie," teased Sirius poking his best friend in the side.

"Shut up," sulked James.

Seeing as how the boys had been dressed and ready for about 15 minutes by now Harry called through the curtain to Hermione, "Hey babe, do we still have to wait for you?"

"No," she called back. "Go ahead."

"OK gents," Harry instructed. "Make a line infront of me, this is your physical examination. Im going to be seeing what parts of your body are up to par, and what you could improve on. Then using this, im gonna work out a diet and exercise plan. So what are you waiting for?"

The boys jostled and pushed to get to the front of the line. All the while bragging about their physique and flexing the muscles.

"I'm sure I'll have nothing to improve on!" Sirius called just a little too loudly to be natural. That coupled with the fact that he was facing the screen and not the people he was talking to…

Their female counterparts giggled before they heard their other professor's voice sound out, "OK ladies…"

First in line was Sirius, he had boasted and pushed his way in front of everyone else and was currently standing before Harry wearing a smug expression.

"Well to start with your stomach isn't nearly as toned as it could be," Harry said inspecting Sirius's abs closely. "I see flab."

Sirius's puffed out chest fell a bit as everyone laughed, even the girls who had heard the whole thing.

While Harry was speaking a dicta-quill was writing down his every word. He looked at arm size and definition, necks, chests, shoulders, back, stomach, if he had been doing it correctly he would have done their asses, but he thought it would be weird evaluating his father's ass so he just left that bit out, thighs and finally calves. All up it only took about 1 minute and he decided that the problem with Sirius was that he had a very buff chest and shoulders but nothing else was of the same proportion. (that's just always how I pictured him when I read the books, with a big broad chest. Then I saw the movie…)

Next up was his father, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

"Hmmm," said Harry. "Torso, could be a bit bigger, nice back muscle definition, legs are a bit weedy." It seems that James was of the same build as Harry, which meant that he could easily bulk up.

A few Ravenclaws had muscled in infront of Remus and Peter, who weren't as outgoing as Sirius and James.

"You're arms are like sticks! We need to bulk up."

"We can get rid of this puppy fat easily, don't worry about it. Then…I think we'll work on overall tone and definition"

"Man your feet are big! Let's get some muscles to match those big boy!"

"Ahhh, Remus. Too thin, much too thin. Don't worry just means lots of weights for you. A bit to scrawny for my liking, you could put a bit of weight on."

"Hello Peter," Harry greeted cordially. "Looks like someone's got a bit of a gut. Gotta get rid of that. And…more arm muscle I think. The legs are sturdy enough."

He continued on with the rest of the class in that manner.

"Bulk up your arms I think."

"A little pudgy, running and dieting for you, other than that, you're fine."

"Weak leg muscles, we need more muscle."

"Man you're tight! We've gotta work on flexibility."

"Nice abs, but you can't just do crunches, you've gotta build your pecs up at the same time."

"Ah, lucky last Snape. Much too weedy. You've gotta get some more muscle…everywhere."

Over on the other side of the curtain the girls had finally started.

"Do we have any volunteers for going first?" asked Prof. Granger.

There was a small pause before Rhea, ever the outgoing one raised her hand.

Hermione gave a small explanation while she looked over Rhea, "What I'm looking for is pretty much what I like to call, "The Bikini Body." We want a flat stomach, nice toned, slender arms, toned legs with not a scrap of fat one them ladies! OK Rhea, step right up honey."

The pretty girl stepped up a little cautiously.

Hermione also had a dicta-quill on hand to take down her notes.

"OK Miss. Rhea. Nice flat stomach, but it can still get flatter, there's not enough muscle to support it here. Arms are good, I suppose that's from quidditch but the legs don't have enough definition. Next!"

Lily decided to be brave and offer herself up.

"Alrighty. Stomach is great, don't know what you did to get that, but legs and arms could be better."

Jess stepped up next, "Stomach isn't too great."

Then her twin had her turn, "Exactly the same, just gotta get rid of that teeny bit of puppy fat and build some muscles."

She continued on with the remaining 8 girls.

"Arms are a bit weak, gotta build some muscle."

"Just gotta get rid of that excess fat, I know you can do it," she said kindly to a rather large girl in Hufflepuff.

"You're bottom heavy, we'll tone up those legs."

"Nice definition, but you're too tight. We can stretch those out thogh."

"Nice legs, but we've got to shed a bit off the top."

"Build up those arm muscles, and you'll be fine."

"You're on a diet and then it'll be right."

"Lucky last. Ok tone those legs up and build a little muscle in your arms."

"Alright, listen up!" Harry yelled to the whole group. "Class is almost over please get back into your uniforms but keep the clothes you had on. Please bring them to every class from now until the end of the year. If you want to come in this that would be fine, but don't walk around the castle in it!" a few people snickered. "I doubt some of the other professors would appreciate it."

There was a general commotion as everyone ran around trying to find their clothes and put them back on.

"Are you ladies ready yet?" yelled Harry 5 minutes later.

"Just a minute!" Hermione screamed back.

5 minutes later

"Are you ready YET?"

"Just give us a few more seconds."

"Women," Harry muttered under his breath. The boys all chuckled.

"I heard that Potter!" yelled Hermione.

"What!" yelled James, thoroughly confused.

"Not you!" shouted Hermione. "The other Potter!"

"Ooooooooooooooh," said everyone.

By this time the girls were ready, so Hermione magicked away the screen.

The boys looked at the crowd of girls, hoping so see one that was still undressed.

Seeing this the girls just sighed and/or shook their heads.

"Class isn't quite over, but it isn't quite worth starting anything else so what do you want to do?" asked Harry.

"Well…" started Remus. Harry nodded encouragingly. "You were talking about the 'perfect body.' What is that exactly?"

"Well," said Hermione. "It's the ideal body for duelling, muggle fighting, stealth work as well as a whole other bunch of stuff."

"So what does the perfect body look like?" sneered Snape from the back corner.

Harry looked smug and Hermione was grinning like a Cheshire cat. At exactly the same time they both pointed at each other and looked even more pleased with themselves.

Some people in the class laughed at their teacher's cluelessness.

Harry nodded happily and turned to look at his girlfriend just as she did the same thing. They both jumped with surprise when they noticed eachother and lowered their fingers.

The class laughed at their two teachers.

"It's true though, Harry has the ideal warrior's body. Ok get your clothes off."

"Baby, I know you want me, but in front of the children?"

"Oh ha ha," Hermione said sarcastically "They had to strip off, so I think you should return the favour." She didn't give him any time to argue, just pointed her wand at him, and without saying anything he was suddenly standing there with only tiny TINY shorts covering his lower half. Most of the girls in the class nearly fainted at the sight of his damn fine body.

He screamed and rectified the situation with his wand, which upset most of the girls greatly.

"Thanks, honey," he remarked stressing the last word greatly.

"That's ok!" she replied happily. "So here we have the perfect specimen. Pecs are defined, and shoulders with visible muscle separation. Arms have bulky deltoid and long, taught biceps and triceps. Then we have the abs, a nice flat six-pack," she ran her hand seductively over his stomach and the class watched in fascination as they twitched beneath her touch. "Then we come to the legs, sturdy, but not bulky, good for running. Turn around Harry," she commanded. "Again the deltoid is apparent, and the levator scapulae, or the muscle from the neck, should be strong. Last thing I can think of is the bum," she said slapping him on the ass. "Nice and tight."

"If that's all?"

"Yes it is," said Hermione smirking.

"Then it's your turn my dear," said Harry happily. With a wave of his wand her robes disappeared and replaced by a sports bra that showed off her chest nicely, and short tight bike pants.

"Oh no, too far!" she went to change her outfit but found that she couldn't. she tried again, but no luck.

"Come ON Harry," she pleaded.

"Nope, not doing nothing," he said happily.

Hermione crossed her arms and slouched while she sulked.

"Stand up nice and straight dear," Harry teased.

She complied and he began the talk.

"The first thing are the arms. A woman's arms should never be bulky – "

"Why?" someone interrupted.

"Because it looks gross," said Harry, while the class laughed. "They should be long and slender, but still strong," he ran a finger down the inside of her arm and smiled ever broader when she shivered. "The chest should be small, but I really cant see the good in that," the boys laughed while Hermione pouted. "Then there's the stomach, toned, but not defined, and definitely flat. Legs should be shapely and strong. Turn around honey. They female's back isn't as important as the males, but should still be fit. And the ass, is very important. Nice and tight. Isn't that right darling?" he asked while resting his hand on her behind.

There was a lot of wolf whistling and cries of sexual innuendo from the class. Hermione turned around and Harry put her back in her normal robes.

The bell rang about 30 seconds later.

"Well timed guys, we'll see you all next week. Meet in the normal classroom and bring your new clothes."

They all scrummed to get to the door and lunch while their professors strolled leisurely behind them.

YES! I did it. Success. So I thought I'd tell you about my nails. They are so cool. Ok so I painted them black and they have a light bright blue dot in the middle. OK so it's a bit emo, but it looks sexy so whatever.

in sing song voice :If you don't review, I wont write more!

xoxo