Leg Two
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Before the leg starts, we see Mr. Jowai walking along outside of a huge complex.
Mr. Jowai: The world of Megaman EXE. A world where PETS are used to wipe out viruses, making them the most popular invention in the entire node. Lan Hikari, the son of the creator of PETS, has saved this node several times. An near ACDC Town, the government complex laboratory where PETS were created. This huge, scientific building was the first Pitstop in a race around the VG Universe.
We see clips of the fifteen remaining teams checking into the Pitstop, starting with Raven & Beast Boy. We then see most of the racers gathered around a huge table, eating together.
Mr. Jowai: After checking in, the remaining teams received a mandatory rest period. This allowed them to eat…
We see Talon laying on a bed, snoring like a train.
Mr. Jowai: Sleep…
We see Jolene and Kim talking as they walk along outside of the complex.
Mr. Jowai: And mingle with the other teams. Will Raven & Beast Boy continue to overcome their differences and stay in the lead? And will Paula and Jewel remain in last place? Raven & Beast Boy, whom were the first to arrive, will be the first to depart, twelve hours later.
(PITSTOP)
It's real early in the morning. Raven & Beast Boy wait patiently for the appropriate time to start. As soon as it arrives, Raven rips open the clue and Beast Boy turns on his flashlight.
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY – First to Depart)
Raven: (rip) Book a flight to the world of Donkey Kong Country.
Mr. Jowai: (voiceover) Teams must now take the subway back to Dencity and get to the airport to book flights to the world of Donkey Kong Country. Once they land, they must find the cabin of Cranky Kong, where they'll find the next clue.
Beast Boy: Donkey Kong? Suddenly, I'm very relieved that Diddy & Dixie were eliminated.
Raven: (nods) Yeah. It's their home turf and they would dominate everyone there.
Beast Boy: Well, let's get going.
The two mismatched Titans race away from the Pitstop and run down the steps leading to the Subway. They get down into the station, get tickets and quickly jump onto the Subway. The train quickly takes off, starting the trek to Dencity.
Beast Boy: (voiceover) Coming in first was just awesome! I never would have thought that Raven & I would actually be the ones to make it on top, but that just proves that we can kick serious behind when we work together!
Beast Boy: How much of a lead did we have on the girls?
Raven: Long enough to have this train to ourselves, apparently. But I can't imagine it being for much longer.
(PITSTOP)
(XIAOYU & MIHARU – Second to Depart)
Xiaoyu: (rip) Hey, Miharu! We're going to Kong Country!
Miharu: Hey, great! I wonder if we'll end up going to a snow-covered part of the node.
Xiaoyu: I know! That would be awesome!
Miharu: Come on! If we hurry, we might catch Raven & Beast Boy at the airport!
The two girls run down to the station and purchase tickets for the Subway. Unfortunately, they learn that the next train doesn't come for another ten minutes.
Xiaoyu: Great. This'll give the farmers time to catch up.
Miharu: No worries, Xiao. We're in second place!
(TALON & MALON – Third to Depart)
Malon: (rip) Make your way to the world of Donkey Kong Country.
Talon: Well, we'd better get movin', Malon.
The father and daughter walk down the steps leading to the Subway and purchase tickets. Only then do they see Xiaoyu & Miharu waiting on the platform.
Malon: The train not arrive yet?
Miharu: No. Raven & Beast Boy are long gone as well.
Luckily, no other team leaves the Pitstop before the time expires and the next train shows up, taking both teams to Dencity.
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY)
The Subway arrives at Dencity airport. Raven & Beast Boy jump out and run up the stairs leading to the street.
Beast Boy: There's the airport, Raven!
Raven: Yeah. Let's get a flight quickly.
(PITSTOP)
(KID & ALLY – Fourth to Depart)
(GARFIELD & ARLENE – Fifth to Depart)
Ally: (rip) Well bro, we're off to the jungle.
Kid: Sound slike a plan, Ally. Let's go!
Garfield: (rip) Fly to Donkey Kong Country.
Arlene: Let's get going, Garfield.
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY)
Raven: (at the counter) When does the earliest flight depart for Donkey Kong Country?
Ticket agent: The earliest flight departs in three hours and arrives at eleven in the morning.
Beast Boy: And you're certain that this is the absolute earliest flight available.
Ticket agent: Yes.
Raven: (nods) We'll take it.
As Raven & Beast Boy leave the counter, we see the next two teams running up. Malon manages to beat Xiaoyu & Miharu to the counter and is able to get tickets first.
Malon: My dad and I would like tickets to Donkey Kong Country.
Ticket agent: (hands Malon two tickets) Enjoy your flight.
As Malon leaves the counter to greet Talon (whom has just arrived, breathing heavily), the two schoolgirls approach.
Miharu: Can we get tickets for the same flight?
Ticket agent: Here you go.
(PITSTOP)
(KIM & RON – Sixth to Depart)
Kim: (rip) Fly to Kong Country.
Ron: Let's get going, KP. We're not that far behind.
Kim: Way ahead of you, Ron. Let's go.
(BRIDGET & DIZZY – Seventh to Depart)
Bridget: (rip) You up for a trip through the jungle, Dizzy?
Dizzy: (nods) Maybe we can find a good flight and get ahead.
(TINY & DINGODILE – Eighth to Depart)
Dingodile: (rip) Ya have two-hundred and fifty bucks fer this leg of the race.
Tiny: We go now, Dingodile! Come on!
Dingodile: (voiceover) Ah bet no one was expectin' Tiny and Ah ta place as high as we did. Ah mean, we're a couple of really big and slow guys, so Ah guess it's only natural fer people ta think that. But ya see, we're in this ta win and we're gonna be a real tough team in the race.
(AIRPORT)
Ally: There's the counter!
Arlene: Move it, Garfield!
Unfortunately for the cats, the boxers once again beat them. Kid & Ally arrive at the counter first.
Kid: We need two tickets to Kong Country.
Ticket agent: Here you go. The flight leaves in almost three hours.
Ally: Thank you!
The siblings leave the counter, allowing Garfield & Arlene to get tickets.
Arlene: You wouldn't happen to have any spare tickets for that fight hanging around, would you?
Ticket agent: As a matter of fact, I do. (hands the two some tickets)
Arlene: Thank you.
(PITSTOP)
(GEESE & KRAUSER – Ninth to Depart)
Geese: I still can't believe those two oversized idiots placed higher than us in the last leg.
Krauser: Don't vorry, Geese. Ve vill catch up and pull ahead! (rip) Come on, Geese! Ve are goingk to Donkey Kong Country!
Geese: (pulls his backpack higher) Yeah, whatever. Let's go.
(DAN & MIKA – Tenth to Depart)
Mika: (rip) Let's get going, Dan. Hopefully, we'll be able to get a good flight.
Dan: Yeah. Well, we'll be able to beat Geese & Krauser in a footrace to the counter if we tried hard enough.
(AIRPORT)
Kim & Ron race over to the counter to get tickets. They see the other five teams sitting down.
Ron: We'd like two tickets to DK Country.
Ticket agent: You're very lucky. These are the last tickets for the flight.
Kim: They are! Thank you!
As the two teen heroes leave the counter, relieved, Bridget & Dizzy show up. They go over to the counter.
Bridget: We'd like two tickets to DK Country, please.
Ticket agent: I just sold the last tickets to the earlier flight, but the next flight leaves a half an hour after the first.
Dizzy: We'll take it, thanks.
(TINY & DINGODILE)
The two friends are in another part of the airport, looking around confusedly.
Tiny: (scratches his head) Where ticket counter, Dingodile?
Dingodile: Ah dunno, Tiny. We'd better keep lookin' fer it.
(PITSTOP)
(SHAGGY & VELMA – Eleventh to Depart)
Velma: (rip) C'mon, Shaggy. We need to get moving if we want to get a good flight.
Shaggy: (pulls money from the envelope) Like, you said it, Velma. Let's go
(HARRY & KITTEN – Twelfth to Depart)
Kitten: (rip) Let's go, Harry. We're close to the back of the pack and that may mean that we'll get on a later flight.
Harry: Yeah. Let's get going, Kitten.
(AIRPORT)
Dan & Mika manage to beat Geese & Krauser to the counter (resulting in Geese muttering a few nasty choice words) and get to purchase the tickets before them.
Dan: We'd like two tickets to Donkey Kong Country, please.
Ticket agent: Here you go. (hands the two some tickets)
Mika: Thank you very much.
Geese: (approaches the counter) We need two tickets for the same flight.
Ticket agent: No problem. We still have a few seats left.
Krauser: Thank you.
After the receive their tickets, Geese & Krauser walk over to where the other teams are sitting.
Geese: Wait a minute. (counts heads, then looks at Bridget & Dizzy) Weren't those two bumblers with you?
Bridget: Tiny & Dingodile? We haven't seen them since we got off the Subway.
(TINY & DINGODILE)
On the other side of the airport, the two are still looking around. That is, until…
Tiny: Ooo! Dingodile, look! Tiny see ticket counter.
Dingodile: Well, let's see what they've got.
The two go over to a completely different ticket counter as the other teams
Dingodile: We need two tickets to Donkey Kong Country, please.
Ticket agent: No problem. (hands the two some tickets) The flight leaves in an hour and a half.
Dingodile: (sigh) Thank you.
Tiny: Why so glum, Dingodile? We get tickets!
Dingodile: But the other teams are probably on a better flight by now. We're probably trailing now!
(PITSTOP)
(JOKER & HARLEY – Thirteenth to Depart)
Joker: (rip) Well Harley, let's get going. We can catch up here.
Harley: Right you are, puddin! Let's go!
(JOLENE & MUSH – Fourteenth to Depart)
Jolene: (rip) Donkey Kong Country.
Mush: (takes money from the envelope) Let's go, Jolene! We need to catch up!
(AIRPORT)
Shaggy & Velma race over to the counter to get tickets.
Shaggy: We'd like, like to get tickets to Kong Country.
Ticket agent: These are the last tickets. (hands the two their tickets) Consider yourselves very lucky.
Velma: (nods) Thank you so much!
As the two detectives leave the counter, in rush Harry & Kitten. They go over to the counter to get their tickets.
Kitten: We need two tickets to Donkey Kong Country, please.
Ticket agent: I'm sorry, but I just sold the last tickets on the earlier flight, but the next flight leaves twenty minutes after it.
Harry: Sounds good, man. We'll take it.
(PITSTOP)
(PAULA & JEWEL – Last to Depart)
Paula: Well, we're starting out last, Jewel. Already I feel like Samus & Reed.
Jewel: Don't worry, Paula. We'll catch up. (rip) Let's move, Paula!
Paula: Right behind you, Jewel.
(AIRPORT)
Joker & Harley rush over to the counter. Jolene & Mush are nowhere in sight.
Joker: We need tickets to Kong Country.
Ticket agent: (hands the two some tickets) Here you go.
Harley: Gee, thanks!
(JOLENE & MUSH)
Just like Tiny & Dingodile, the mushroom siblings are lost in the airport and wandering around.
Mush: Man. We lost Joker & Harley and now we don't know where to go!
Jolene: Wait, Mush. Maybe there's a better flight than the one we were supposed to get on.
Mush: We may as well check it out.
(PAULA & JEWEL)
The two friends finally rush onto the scene and go over to the counter.
Paula: We need two tickets to Kong Country as quick as possible.
Ticket agent: Here you go. (hands the two friends their tickets)
Jewel: (whew) Thank you.
The two go over to the others and get ready to sit down. Suddenly, Paula freezes.
Paula: Wait a second. Aren't we short a couple of teams?
Beast Boy: Tiny & Dingodile never showed up and we don't know where Jolene & Mush are either.
(JOLENE & MUSH)
Jolene: Look, bro! There's a counter!
The two siblings go over to the counter (yet another different one) to get tickets.
Mush: You wouldn't happen to have a flight heading to Kong Country, would you?
Ticket agent: As a matter of fact, I do. (hands the two some tickets) the flight leaves within an hour.
Jolene: Thank you.
Mr. Jowai: (voiceover) Although no one, not even them, knows it, Tiny & Dingodile managed to get on the earliest flight possible, and will land in Donkey Kong Country half an hour before anyone else! Jolene & Mush are on the second flight and will arrive at ten-thirty in the morning. The next flight, arriving half an hour after the second, contains Raven & Beast Boy, Xiaoyu & Miharu, Talon & Malon, Kid & Ally, Garfield & Arlene and Kim & Ron. The flight after that, arriving another half an hour later, contains Bridget & Dizzy, Dan & Mika, Geese & Krauser and Shaggy & Velma. The last flight, arriving twenty minutes after, contains, Harry & Kitten, Joker & Harley and Paula & Jewel.
(Flight 1 – Landing)
As the plane lands, people come out and walk around the airport, going about their daily business.
Two huge figures wearing backpacks suddenly lumber out of the door and run through the airport as quick as they can. Tiny & Dingodile, thinking that they're in last place, quickly run out the front doors to the airport to hail a taxi.
Tiny: Taxi! Over here!
Instead of a taxi, the two large friends see a wooden buggy come up, a rhino pulling it.
Dingodile: …Huh? What's this?
Rhino: Taxi.
Tiny: (scratches his head) Will small buggy hold both of us?
Dingodile: There's only one way to find out, mate. (climbs into the buggy) Cranky's Cabin! Pronto!
Rhino: You got it!
Tiny: (climbs in as the taxi takes off) You think we catch up to others, Dingodile?
Dingodile: Ah sure hope so, Tiny. We can't be that far behind.
The taxi turns onto a dirt road and ends up driving through the jungle. Tiny & Dingodile are driven for about fifteen minutes before they reach a clearing. Looking up, Tiny & Dingodile see a huge boardwalk built amongst many large trees.
Dingodile: What're we doing here, mate?
Rhino: Cranky's Cabin is up there. That's the Kong village up there.
Tiny: We go now, Dingodile! (jumps out)
Dingodile: Right! (looks at the Rhino) Uh…How am Ah supposed to pay ya?
The Rhino is quickly paid and the two friends run towards a manual elevator and slowly pull themselves to the boardwalk.
Dingodile: Okay, mate. Ya see the clue around here anywhere?
Tiny: Uh… (looks around a huge tree) Wait! Is that clue box over there?
Dingodile: Where!
Tiny: Over there! It outside hut!
Dingodile: Oy! Yer right, Tiny! Good work!
The two friends run along the boardwalk until they reach the cabin. They're so excited that they don't pay attention to how many clues are left in the box when they pull theirs out.
(TINY & DINODILE – First at Clue 1)
Dingodile: (rip) Drive ta K3.
Mr. Jowai: (voiceover) Teams must use a provided all-terrain vehicle and drive themselves approximately thirty-two miles to K3, a snow-covered mountain. Once there, they will find the next clue at the bottom.
Tiny: We go now, Dingodile! We catch up now!
Dingodile: Right you are, buddy! Let's get goin'!
Tiny & Dingodile run back to the elevator and travel back down to the ground. After a quick run through the trees, they spot a vehicle sitting on the path. They jump in (with Dingodile behind the wheel) and drive off. Like with the clue, they don't seem to notice the fact that there are fourteen vehicles left.
Dingodile: Give it about a half-hour and we'll be there, Tiny!
Tiny: Tiny ready for next challenge, Dingodile! We finish quickly and catch up!
(Flight 2 – Landing)
Jolene & Mush run out of the airport and run into the streets to hail a taxi.
Jolene: Taxi! Taxi!
Another rhino runs up, pulling a buggy.
Mush: …Whoa.
Jolene: (pulls Mush onto the buggy) We need to get to Cranky's Cabin!
Rhino: Yes, ma'am!
Because the two siblings are considerably lighter than Tiny & Dingodile, te rhino is able to travel to the village faster. In only ten minutes, Jolene & Mush arrive at the bottom of the village. After paying their driver, the two jump out of the buggy.
Mush: Looks like we need to use that elevator over there to go up.
Jolene: That's probably right. Let's go.
The two run over to the elevator and use it to go up to the boardwalk. Once there, they jump off the elevator platform and look around.
Jolene: It should be around here somewhere.
Mush: Hey, look! There it is, Jolene!
Jolene: Good eyes, bro! Come on!
The two run over to the cabin and open the clue box.
(JOLENE & MUSH – Second at Clue 1)
Jolene: (rip) We need to go to K3, bro. Come on.
Mush: Hey, sis? (counts clues) There seems to be one missing.
Jolene: That's alright, Mush. We're in second place then.
The two siblings take the elevator back down to ground level and quickly see the remaining vehicles. Choosing one closer to the road, the mushroom citizens jump in and drive off with Jolene at the wheel.
(Flight 3 – Landing)
The decent-sized group of racers dart through the airports, trying to get to the street first. Leading the pack are Beast Boy, Kim, Ron, Kid, Ally and Malon. Xiaoyu, Miharu, Raven and Arlene are not too far behind. Trailing are (obviously) Garfield and Talon. Soon, the group fly into the streets to hail taxis.
Beast Boy: Taxi!
Another rhino pulls up. Beast Boy, although a little surprised, goes over to him.
Beast Boy: You know how to get to Cranky's Cabin? (shows the rhino a map)
Rhino: Yeah. I know the way.
Beast Boy: Great! Could you take us there?
Raven: Beast Boy, hurry up!
Beast Boy: Huh?
The green Titan suddenly notices that during the time he had taken to talk to the rhino, a couple of teams have managed to get some taxis. Kid & Ally and Kim & Ron have are already in their taxis and are starting to move away.
Beast Boy: Crap! (jumps into the buggy with Raven) Follow them!
Rhino: Yes, sir!
As the taxi with Raven & Beast Boy takes off, Xiaoyu & Miharu also manage to find a taxi. Talon & Malon barely manage to beat Garfield & Arlene at getting a taxi, but the two cats aren't that far behind and have potential for passing some others.
Kim: (looks back) Well, we're leading the pack, Ron.
Ron: That's great! We're in the lead!
However, Ron is wrong…
(TINY & DINGODILE)
The vehicle containing the two large friends drives out of the jungle and onto a snowy path.
Tiny: Look, Dingodile! Snowy mountain!
Dingodile: It's K3, Tiny! We're here!
Tiny: Dingodile right! Tiny see clue box!
The friends park their vehicle and jump out, trudging through the snow to get to the clue box.
(TINY & DINGODILE – First at Boss Battle)
Dingodile: (rip) It's a Boss Battle, mate.
Before the race continues, we see Mr. Jowai walking down K3.
Mr. Jowai: A Boss Battle is a task only one racer may perform, and the team may not proceed until the task is finished. In this Boss Battle, that racer must ride this chairlift to the top of K3 and slide down this path all the way back to the bottom on a toboggan. This task may be scary, but if the racer has enough guts, they can speed up the toboggan by leaning forward to get it done quicker.
Dingodile: Ah'll do it, Tiny. Yer afraid of heights.
Tiny: (nods) Good luck, Dingodile!
The hybrid runs over to the chairlifts, grabs a toboggan, sits down and starts riding to the top of the snow-capped mountain.
Tiny: (looks at camera) Tiny hope Dingodile do this fast! We catch up to other teams if Dingodile go fast!
(TOP OF MOUNTAIN)
The chairlift reaches the top of the mountain and Dingodile jumps off. Clutching his toboggan, he runs over to the marked hill, where he sees a living snowman standing in front of it.
Bleak: Ah! You're here. Just set the toboggan at the edge of the path and got on.
Dingodile nods and gets into place.
Bleak: (hands Dingodile a clue) Ready?
Dingodile: Yeah! Gimmie a push so I'll go faster!
Bleak pushes Dingodile off the edge, starting the hybrid's journey to the bottom of the mountain.
During his trek down, Dingodile leans forward as far as he can to gain as much speed as possible. And the fact of his large size makes him go even faster. Dingodile looks well on his way to setting a speed record.
(JOLENE & MUSH)
Mush: Who do you suppose is the team in front of us, sis?
Jolene: I honestly have no idea. I mean, it could be almost anyone. Kim & Ron, Raven & Beast Boy and even Shaggy & Velma would know to look for an earlier flight.
Mush: And teams like Geese & Krauser and Joker & Harley could probably whip up some sort of scheme to sneak on.
Jolene: Yeah. The only team that would really have the least chance of finding an earlier flight would be Tiny & Dingodile.
Mush: (nods) Yeah. Nothing against Tiny, but he's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. And Dingodile doesn't look like he'd be that quick to think about getting a better flight.
(TINY & DINGODILE)
Dingodile manages to complete what could have been a seven-minute slide in four minutes and quickly reaches the bottom. Dingodile jumps off his toboggan with the clue and runs over to Tiny.
(TINY & DINGODILE – First at Clue 2)
Dingodile: (rip) Drive ta Creepy Castle.
Mr. Jowai: (voiceover) Teams must now drive themselves around twenty miles to Creepy Castle, the semi well-known final main level from DK64. Once there, teams must go to the bottom floor of the castle, where they'll find the next clue.
Dingodile: Let's go, Tiny!
The two friends jump back in their car and drive off.
(KONG VILLAGE)
Rhino: We're here!
Kim: Great! (pays the rhino and jumps out of the buggy) How do we get up there, Ron?
Ron: Over there, KP! (runs over to the elevator)
Kim: There's only one! Hopefully, we'll be the only ones on it! That'll give us a bit more time!
Unfortunately for them, Kid & Ally have made it to Kong Village at the same time and manage to get on the elevator as well as it travels to the treetops. Once the elevator gets to the top, the two teams jump off as the elevator goes back down to get the next team.
Kid: Where's the clue box? You guys see it?
Ron: Hey! There it is!
Ally: (watches as Kim & Ron run off) Let's move it, bro!
The two teams race around the village and reach Cranky's Cabin. Each team grabs a clue.
(KIM & RON – Third at Clue 1)
(KID & ALLY – Fourth at Clue 1)
Kim: (notices something) Huh? (counts the clues) There were two teams here already.
Ron: …But that's impossible! We had the best flight!
Kid: And the only ones we didn't see at the…Airport…Were…No way, man!
Ally: (voiceover) We all realized that Jolene & Mush and Tiny & Dingodile had gotten at least one better flight and we now knew that we were behind a bit. That really wasn't the best feeling in the whole world, but at least we were ahead of some other teams.
Ron: (rip) Drive yourselves to K3…
Kid: (rip) …And look for the next clue.
Ally: But how do we get back down with the elevator in use?
Kid: Uh…Ally?
Ally turns and see Kim & Ron grabbing hold of two ropes and sliding down to the ground.
Ally: Hey! They got the jump on us!
Kid & Ally quickly slide down the ropes to the ground and quickly find the remaining vehicles. They see Kim & Ron driving away in one of them.
Kid: Let's grab that one over there, Ally!
Ally: Got it! You drive, bro!
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY – Fifth at Clue 1)
Raven: (rip) Drive to K3…What's a 'K3'?
Beast Boy: A snow-covered mountain, Raven. Let's go!
Raven: I see some ropes over there, Beast Boy. Let's climb down.
As the two Titans run off, the next team shows up at the clue.
(XIAOYU & MIHARU – Sixth at Clue 1)
Miharu: (rip) (gasp) K3! (jumps up and down in excitement)
Xiaoyu: (jumping excitedly as well) We're going to K3! We're actually going to K3!
Miharu: Let's go back to the elevator, Xiao!
On their way to the elevator, the two girls pass the next two teams. Xiaoyu & Miharu get on the elevator and travel down to the group, only to see that Raven & Beast Boy have already driven off.
Xiaoyu: Let's take that pretty white one over there!
(TALON & MALON – Seventh at Clue 1)
(GARFIELD & ARLENE – Eighth at Clue 1)
Malon: (rip) Let's move, dad!
Arlene: (rip) You heard the lady, Garfield! Move it!
(BOSS BATTLE)
Jolene & Mush arrive at the Boss Battle. They get out of their car and rush over to the clue box.
(JOLENE & MUSH – Second at Boss Battle)
Jolene: (rip) Boss Battle.
Mush: I'll do it, sis. I think I'd be able to handle those types of speeds.
Mush grabs a toboggan and runs towards a charlift. He starts riding to the top of the mountain.
(Flight 4 – Landing)
Because of their experience in running (mainly from fleeing from ghosts), Shaggy & Velma are out into the airport first. Dan, Mika, Bridget and Dizzy follow as Geese & Krauser bring up the rear.
Running out into the streets, each of the four teams start to hail down taxis.
Shaggy: Like, taxi!
Dan: Taxi!
Dizzy: Taxi! Over here!
Krauser: Da! A taxi vould be most helpful at ze moment!
Four taxis quickly stop and allow the teams to get on. Shaggy & Velma are still in the lead.
Velma: Hopefully, we can catch up to the teams up front.
Shaggy: You said it, Velm.
(BOSS BATTLE)
Mush soars down K3 on his toboggan at breakneack speeds. In his hand is the clue he received from Bleak at the top of the mountain.
Mush: (flies off a jump) I'M KING OF THE WORLD! WOOHOO!
At the bottom, Jolene chuckles.
Jolene: That's my little brother, alright.
Mush quickly reaches the bottom of the mountain. Getting off his toboggan, he grabs his clue and runs over to Jolene.
(JOLENE & MUSH – Second at Clue 2)
Mush: (rip) Drive yourselves to Creepy Castle.
Jolene: Let's go, Mush! We need to catch up to whoever's ahead of us!
(TINY & DINGODILE)
Rain pours against the windshield of Tiny & Dingodile's jeep as the friends drive towards a huge castle.
Dingodile: Ya see the clue, Tiny?
Tiny: (presses his face against the window) Tiny think Tiny sees clue, Dingodile! It down there!
Dingodile looks and sees that the clue box is on the ground about twenty feet down a slope. He quickly turns and drives down to the box. Once the car gets there, the two large friends jump out and run over to the box, once again not paying attention to how many clues are still in the box.
(TINY & DINGODILE – First at Split Track)
Tiny: (rip) Split Track!
Before the race continues, we see Mr. Jowai walking along the castle in the rain, holding an umbrella.
Mr. Jowai: A Split Track is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Split Track, teams have to choose between 'Coaster' and 'Speedboat'. In Coaster, teams must ride a roller coaster along a long track and touch three marked signs along the way. Once they get to the end of the track, they'll receive the next clue. The task may be frightening, but teams may be able to finish faster. In Speedboat, teams must drive a motorboat one lap around the castle. Once they do, they'll receive the next clue. This task may not be frightening, but the motorboat won't go as fast, and it may take teams a little longer to do this.
Dingodile: Let's do the Coaster, Tiny. That's the quicker task.
Tiny: (nods) We go now, Dingodile!
The two friends run a through the basement of the castle until they reach the roller coaster entrance. They go inside and get into a waiting car, which quickly takes off the moment the two are strapped in.
(KONG VILLAGE)
(SHAGGY & VELMA – Ninth at Clue 1)
(GEESE & KRAUSER – Tenth at Clue 1)
(DAN & MIKA – Eleventh at Clue 1)
(BRIDGET & DIZZY- Twelfth at Clue 1)
Velma: (rip) Drive yourselves to K3.
Shaggy: Like, let's get going, Velma!
Geese: (rip) Let's move it, Krauser!
Krauser: Da! We get there first!
Dan: (rip) We're heading to K3, Mika.
Mika: Sounds god to me, Dan! Let's go!
Dizzy: (rip) Come on, Bridget! We need to catch up!
Bridget: Right you are, Dizzy!
(BOSS BATTLE)
The next two cars show up a good bit ahead of the others. The teams jump out and trudge through the snow until they get to the clue box.
(KIM & RON – Third at Boss Battle)
(KID & ALLY – Fourth at Boss Battle)
Kim: (rip) Boss Battle.
Ron: A ride down K3 on a toboggan? I'm up for it!
Kid: (rip) 'Who's up for a wild ride'?
Ally: That is SO you, bro.
Kid: Right on that one, Ally.
As Ron and Kid each grab a toboggan and start riding up the mountain, the next team shows up. They get out of their car and go over to the clue.
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY – Fifth at Boss Battle)
Raven: (rip) I'd better do this, Beast Boy. You'd probably freak out.
Beast Boy: Yeah. I guess so. Good luck, Rae!
Raven: Don't call me Rae.
(XIAOYU & MIHARU – Sixth at Boss Battle)
Xiaoyu: (rip) A Boss Battle.
Miharu: Ah, man! Only ONE of us gets to slide down K3! That stinks!
Xiaoyu: You wanna do it, Miharu.
Miharu: No, Xiao. It's alright. You can do it.
Xiaoyu: Okay. As long as it's alright with you.
(TALON & MALON – Seventh at Boss Battle)
(GARFIELD & ARLENE – Eighth at Boss Battle)
Malon: (rip) I think you should do it, dad. Your added weight may help you go faster.
Talon: (nods) Sounds good ta me, dear. I'll be right back.
Arlene: (rip) I agree with Malon, Garfield. You a lot heavier than I am. You'll probably get the task done quicker.
Garfield: Sounds good to me. Jon and I are always sledding down the hill in our backyard.
Arlene: Didn't you say you lost your lips on one of those rides one time?
(TINY & DINGODILE)
The roller coaster containing the two friends tears through the track at fast speeds. They're going so fast that it's hard for Dingodile to spot a target. Tiny is holding his hands in the air in excitement.
Dingodile: Gah! Ah can't see a target!
However, because he has his arms raised, Tiny accidentally strikes one of the targets as it passes by.
Dingodile: What was that noise!
Tiny: Tiny think he hit his hands on something.
Dingodile: It musta been one of the targets! Good work, Tiny!
(Flight 5 – Landing)
Leading the three teams out of the airport is Harry & Kitten, although Joker & Harley and Paula & Jewel are close behind. The final three teams fly into the streets to hail some taxis.
Kitten: Taxi! Taxi!
Harley: (deep breath) TAXI!
Jewel: Over here! Taxi!
Three taxis end up stopping and the teams are off at almost the same time.
Harley: Puddin, I think we may be the last three teams.
Joker: What makes you say that, Harley?
Harley: Well, the mushrooms and the big guys weren't on any of the three flights, so that must mean that they found an earlier flight.
Joker: Well, then let's hope that we're NOT last, then.
(BOSS BATTLE)
Ron, making his toboggan go way faster than Kid', pulls ahead of his opponent halfway down the mountain. By the bottom of the hill, Ron has beaten Kid by a mile. Ron jumps up and runs over to Kim.
(KIM & RON – Third at Clue 2)
Ron: (rip) Drive to Creepy Castle.
Kim: Let's go, Ron!
As Kim & Ron jump back in their car and drive off, Kid makes it to the bottom of the mountain. Ally rushes over to greet him as he rips open the clue.
(KID & ALLY – Fourth at Clue 2)
Kid: (rip) Let's move, Ally! Maybe we can catch up!
Ally: Right you are, bro! Com on!
(TALON; GARFIELD)
The two overweight racers are tearing down the mountain even faster than normal as they rush to catch up with Raven and Xiaoyu.
Talon: Ya'd better watch out, ya darn cat! I'm getting to the bottom first!
Garfield: I think not, human! I'm heavier than you! (…I never thought I'd actually say that…)
Unfortunately, the two overweight racers can't catch up and Raven reaches the bottom first. The pale Titan darts back over to Beast Boy.
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY – Fifth at Clue 2)
Raven: (rip) Drive to Creepy Castle.
Beast Boy: Sounds good to me! Let's go, Raven!
As the two run off, Xiaoyu reaches the bottom, gets out and runs over to her friend.
(XIAOYU & MIHARU – Sixth at Clue 2)
Xiaoyu: (rip) Creepy Castle!
Miharu: The next clue will be close to the ground floor! Come on, Xiao!
A the girls drive off, Talon and Garfield land at the bottom at almost the same time. They jump up and run over to their respective partners.
(TALON & MALON – Seventh at Clue 2)
(GARFIELD & ARLENE – Eighth at Clue 2)
Talon: (rip) We're goin to Creepy Castle, Malon! Let's start driving!
Malon: Will do, dad! I'll drive!
Garfield: (rip) Creepy Castle? What would that be?
Arlene: Sounds like it's a castle and it's creepy. We'd better get going.
(SPLIT TRACK)
Tiny & Dingodile reach the end of the roller coaster track (which is back where they started) and get out of their car.
Dingodile: How many targets did ya hit, Tiny?
Tiny: Tiny count two.
Dingodile: And Ah hit one. That means we're done!
A green Kremling walks over, reaches into his vest and pulls out a clue. He hands it to Dingodile.
Dingodile: Thanks, pal! (rip) Drive to the next Pitstop!
Tiny: (jumping up and down, making the ground shake) Pitstop! Pitstop!
Before the race continues, we see Mr. Jowai walking through a clearing in the jungle.
Mr. Jowai: Teams must now drive themselves back into the jungle and the run around to search for this: The tree-house of Donkey Kong. This small-looking house, which is also the first place you start out at in the first DK game, is the Pitstop for this leg of the race. The last team to check in here will be eliminated.
Dingodile: Let's get back to the car, Tiny! We got some serious driving ta do!
Tiny: Hopefully, we catch up!
Unknown to the two friends, after they drive off, the next team shows up. The two mushrooms get out and grab a clue.
(JOLENE & MUSH – Second at Spit Track)
Jolene: (rip) It's another Split Track!
Mush: We'd better take the coaster if we have any hope of catching up with the team ahead of us, sis.
Jolene: (nods) You're probably right, Mush. Let's go!
(KONG VILLAGE)
(HARRY & KITTEN – Thirteenth at Clue 1)
(PAULA & JEWEL – Fourteenth at Clue 1)
(JOKER & HARLEY – Last at Clue 1)
Harley: Last one, puddin!
Joker: Crap!
Harry: (rip) K3, Kitten!
Kitten: Let's go, Harry!
Paula: (rip) Come on, Jewel! Hopefully, we'll stay ahead!
Jewel: Right!
Harley: (rip) We're in last place, puddin! We need to catch up!
Joker: Come on!
(BOSS BATTLE)
Shaggy & Velma beat the rest of their group to the clue and are the first to take one out.
(SHAGGY & VELMA – Ninth at Boss Battle)
Shaggy: (rip) Like, it's a Boss Battle!
Velma: A ride down K3? You wanna do it, Shag?
Shaggy: (looks at K3 nervously) I dunno, Velma. That mountain looks pretty big.
Velma: You handled mountains bigger than this before on our mysteries, Shaggy! You can do it!
Shaggy: Well…Okay. I'll do it.
As Shaggy goes over to the chairlift, the rest of the group shows up. They go over to the clue and take out three envelopes.
(BRIDGET & DIZZY – Tenth at Boss Battle)
(DAN & MIKA – Eleventh at Boss Battle)
(GEESE & KRAUSER – Twelfth at Boss Battle)
Bridget: (rip) Looks like a Boss Battle.
Dizzy: I'll do it, Bridget.
Mika: (rip) You up for it, Dan?
Dan: You bet, Mika!
Krauser: (rip) Don't vorry, Geese! I do thees Boss Battle fast!
Geese: Good. I was gonna make you do it, anyway.
(SPLIT TRACK)
The coaster car containing Jolene & Mush tears through the course incredibly fast, although the two siblings don't have much problems spotting targets
Mush: How many targets have you hit, Jolene!
Jolene: I've only hit one!
Mush: So have I! We just need to hit one more!
Jolene: Wait! Here comes one now! (holds her hand out and smacks a target as they pass by) Got it!
Mush: That's three! Now we just need to finish the ride!
Soon, the ride finishes. Jolene & Mush jump out of their car as the Kremling comes over with a clue.
Jolene Thanks! (rip) We're going to the Pitstop, Mush!
Mush: Let's go!
(BOSS BATTLE)
Shaggy nervously approaches the edge of the mountain. He sets the toboggan down and gets on, then peers over the edge, shaking with fear.
Shaggy: (whimpering) Z-Zoinks. The mountain looks like, B-BIGGER from up here.
Bleak: You ready?
Shaggy: No.
Bleak: Too bad. (pushes Shaggy down, sending him screaming down the mountain)
After Shaggy goes down, the next three teams show up. Dizzy goes down first, then Krauser, then Dan.
(TINY & DINGODILE)
Dingodile; Okay, Tiny! We're at the jungle! What does the clue say to do?
Tiny: (re-reading the clue) Clue says to get out of car and search jungle for tree-house.
Dingodile: (nods) Looks like we're runnin, pal.
The two friends jump out of their car and run into the jungle.
(SPLIT TRACK)
(KIM & RON – Third at Split Track)
Kim: (rip) What do you think we should do, Ron?
Ron: I'm totally up for the roller coaster if you are, KP.
Kim: (nods) Let's do that, then.
As the two teen heroes run off, the next team shows up.
(KID & ALLY – Fourth at Split Track)
Ally: (rip) A Split Track.
Kid: I say the motorboat, Ally. I can pilot one pretty well.
Ally: Okay. Let's go.
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY – Fifth at Split Track)
Beast Boy: (rip) We'd better do the motorboat, Raven.
Raven: (surprised) Don't you want to do the roller coaster?
Beast Boy: Yeah, but I know that you don't 'do' roller coasters.
Raven: (even more surprised) Well, okay then.
(XIAOYU & MIHARU – Sixth at Split Track)
Xiaoyu: (rip) I think we should do the roller coaster, Miharu.
Miharu: I second that, Xiao. This is gonna be fun!
(GARFIELD & ARLENE – Seventh at Split Track)
(TALON & MALON – Eighth at Split Track)
Garfield: (rip) You think we should do the roller coaster, Arlene?
Arlene: We hate water. We may as well.
Malon: (rip) I'm with them, dad. The coaster's probably the faster task.
Talon: Right, Malon! Let's go!
(JOLENE & MUSH)
Jolene: We're at the jungle, Mush! Now, am I right in saying that we're supposed to leave the car here?
Mush: (reads the clue) Yep. In fact, there's the first team's car over there.
Jolene: At last we'll be able to find out who's ahead of us.
The two siblings get out of their car and run into the jungle.
(BOSS BATTLE)
A screaming Shaggy flies off a jump at the end of the mountain and lands headfirst into the snow. Velma runs over.
Velma: You alright, Shaggy!
Shaggy's hand extends from within the pile of snow, holding the clue. Velma shrugs and takes it.
(SHAGGY & VELMA – Ninth at Clue 2)
Velma: (rip) We're heading to Creepy Castle, Shaggy!
Shaggy: (jumps out of the snow) CREEPY CASTLE! (jumps into a tree)
Velma: Get back down here, Shaggy!
The brown-haired girl manages to get Shaggy out of the tree and they drive off. As they do, Dizzy arrives at the bottom at the mountain. She gets up and rushes over to Bridget.
(BRIDGET & DIZZY – Tenth at Clue 2)
Dizzy: (rip) Let's go, Bridget!
Bridget: Right! We're behind!
As the two drive off, Dan and Krauser arrive at the bottom at almost the same time.
(DAN & MIKA – Eleventh at Clue 2)
(GEESE & KRAUSER – Twelfth at Clue 2)
Dan: (rip) Come on, Mika! Let's see if we can catch up!
Mika: Right behind ya, Dan!
Geese: (rip) Creepy Castle. Let's go, Krauser.
Krauser: Da!
(PITSTOP)
Mr. Jowai stands outside of DK's tree-house, standing on the mat. As if you were expecting someone else, the person beside him is Donkey Kong. The portly alien looks at DK and points in the direction the teams would be coming from. Suddenly, the two large figures hear the sound of footsteps and look as the first team rounds the corner.
Dingodile: Well mate, here we are. The Pitstop. (sigh) It was great while it lasted, but we'll be eliminated after this.
Tiny: Tiny think it fine. Tiny have fun.
Dingodile: Yeah. Ah guess the main thing is that we had a blast.
The two best friends step onto the mat to await the verdict.
DK: Welcome to Kong Country!
Dingodile: (nods) Thanks, mate.
Mr. Jowai: Tiny & Dingodile………You're team number one!
Tiny & Dingodile: (stunned silence) ………WHAT!
(TINY & DINGODILE – First Place)
Dingodile: How could we be first! No one else was on our flight!
Mr. Jowai: (chuckles) Didn't you guys pay attention to how many clues were still in the boxes?
Tiny: Well…No. We thought we last, so we pay much attention to catching up! We never pay attention to clues!
Dingodile: Man! Ah don't believe it! We're actually first!
Tiny: (wraps his arms around Dingodile in a giant bearhug) This great!
(SPLIT TRACK)
Kid & Ally are piloting the motorboat around Creepy Castle at a decent pace, although Raven & Beast Boy are almost right behind them.
Ally: Can't the boat go any faster, bro?
Kid: Sorry, Ally. I'm going as fast as I can.
Ally: Well, the coaster was probably faster. We should have done that.
Kid: Yeah. Well, we're halfway. We're almost done.
However, Kim & Ron have already finished their run through the roller coaster, and have also managed to strike three targets. The Kremling comes over and hands them the clue.
Kim: Thanks! (rip) Ron, we're going to the Pitstop!
Ron: Boo-yah! Let's roll!
As Kim & Ron run off, Xiaoyu & Miharu's cars pulls up. They get out.
Miharu: Are we supposed to get the clue from you?
Kremling: Did you guys hit three targets?
Miharu: I hit one. How many did you hit, Xiao.
Xiaoyu: One…Oh, crap!
Kremling: Sorry, but you gotta do it again. You need to hit three targets.
Miharu: (sigh) Okay. Come on, Xiao! Back in the car!
The girls jump back in the roller coaster car and take off again. Shortly after they do, Garfield & Arlene show up.
Arlene: I hit two targets. How many did you hit, Garfield?
Garfield: I hit two as well.
Arlene: (jumps out of the coaster) We're good, then! We can get the clue!
The Kremling hands Arlene the clue as Garfield struggles to climb out of the coaster. Once he gets to the height of the climb, Garfield falls out of the coaster and lands on his back.
Arlene: (rip) No time for a nap attack, Garfield! We need to go to the Pitstop!
Garfield: (gets up) I wasn't having a nap attack, you know. I swear, these roller coasters are out to kill us all.
Next come Talon & Malon. Luckily, they also have managed to hit three targets and receive a clue from the Kremling.
Talon: (rip) We're headin to the Pitstop, Malon!
Malon: Maybe we can beat Garfield & Arlene there!
As the farmers drive off after Garfield & Arlene, the next wave of racers show up. Once again, Shaggy & Velma are out first.
(SHAGGY & VELMA – Ninth at Split Track)
Velma: (rip) I say we go on the roller coaster, Shag.
Shaggy: But that like, means we have to go INSIDE the creepy, dark, haunted castle!
Velma: Just try and hit as many targets as you can. That'll get us out of there quicker.
As Velma pulls Shaggy towards the roller coaster, the other teams run over to the clue box.
(DAN & MIKA – Tenth at Split Track)
(GEESE & KRAUSER – Eleventh at Split Track)
(BRIDGET & DIZZY – Twelfth at Split Track)
Dan: (rip) You up for a roller coaster ride, Mika?
Mika: You bet, Dan! Let's go!
Geese: (rip) I don't do roller coasters, Krauser. Let's do the motorboat.
Krauser: Da, Geese. Ve do that.
Bridget: (rip) If we want to pass some teams, we'd best do the roller coaster.
Dizzy: That's right, Bridget. Let's go.
Geese & Krauser run a short distance to the docks and jump on one of the boats. Krauser starts it up.
Geese: Floor it!
(BOSS BATTLE)
The last three teams show up at the same time. The teams have trouble trudging through the snow, but still manage to get to the clue quickly.
(HARRY & KITTEN – Thirteenth at Boss Battle)
(JOKER & HARLEY – Fourteenth at Boss Battle)
(PAULA & JEWEL – Last at Boss Battle)
Harry: (rip) It's a Boss Battle.
Kitten: It's a ride down K3, Harry. You up for it?
Harry: You bet, Kitten! I'll do it quick!
Joker: (rip) You do this one, Harley.
Harley: No problem, Mistah J!
Paula: (rip) I'll do it, Jewel.
Jewel: (nods) Okay. Good luck!
(PITSTOP)
Jolene & Mush round the corner and see the Pitstop. They run towards it, then see who the first team was, as the two huge racers are standing to the side, clapping for the mushrooms.
Mush: Good grief! It WAS Tiny & Dingodile ahead of us!
The two siblings run across the clearing and jump onto the mat.
Mr. Jowai: Jolene & Mush………You are team number two!
(JOLENE & MUSH – Second Place)
Mush: YES! That's a LOT better than before!
Jolene: You got that right, Mush! (pulls him in for a noogie) We're ahead of the pack now! This is great!
(SPLIT TRACK)
Kid & Ally pull up to the docks and jump out of their boat. A red Kremling walks over and hands them a clue.
Kid: Thanks, man! (rip) We're heading to the Pitstop, Ally!
Ally: Let's move while we still have a lead on the Titans!
As the boxers run back to their jeep, jump in a drive away, Raven & Beast Boy pull up to the dock. They jump out and receive a clue from the Kremling.
Raven: (rip) Beast Boy, we're heading to the Pitstop.
Beast Boy: Great! We're still in the race! Let's go!
(BOSS BATTLE)
Because of her being a little more active and fun-loving, Harley isn't afraid to speed up her toboggan a lot. She reaches the bottom of the mountain first and jumps off her toboggan. Joker goes over to her.
(JOKER & HARLEY – Thirteenth at Clue 2)
Harley: (rip) Let's get going, Mistah J!
Joker: Right! Come on!
Harry and Paula show up at the bottom of the mountain at almost the same time. They run over to their respective partners.
(HARRY & KITTEN – Fourteenth at Clue 2)
(PAULA & JEWEL – Last at Clue 2)
Harry: (rip) Oooo! Creepy Castle! Sounds like someplace Khallos would hang out, man.
Kitten: We'll think about that later, Harry. Let's go!
Paula: (rip) We're in last place again, Jewel. Let's move!
Jewel: We'll catch up, Paula! I know it!
(PITSTOP)
Kim & Ron run up to the mat and jump on. They look at Mr. Jowai confidently.
Mr. Jowai: Kim & Ron………You're team number three!
(KIM & RON – Third Place)
Kim: Yes! We moved up!
Ron: A couple more legs and we'll be team number one!
(SPLIT TRACK)
Xiaoyu & Miharu's coaster pulls up again. The two friends get out.
Kremling: Did you guys get three targets this time?
Xiaoyu: We did. We made absolute certain of it.
Kremling: Good. Here's your clue.
Miharu: Thank you. (rip) Xiao, we're going to the Pitstop!
Xiaoyu: Finally! Let's go!
As the girls run off, Shaggy & Velma's coaster shows up.
Velma: Okay. I got two targets. How many did you get, Shag?
Shaggy: Forty-seven. I like, wanted to get out of there as quick as I could.
Kremling: Works for me. Here's your clue!
Velma: Thanks! (rip) We're going to the next Pitstop, Shaggy!
Shaggy: Like, let's go!
(PITSTOP)
Garfield & Arlene, having pulled ahead of Talon & Malon earlier, check into the Pitstop first.
Mr. Jowai: Garfield & Arlene………You're team number four!
(GARFIELD & ARLENE – Fourth Place)
Arlene: Slowly but surely, we're moving up!
Garfield: (nods) If we come upon an eating task soon, I assure you we'll finish higher up.
(NEARBY)
Malon: Come on, dad! There's the Pitstop!
Talon: I'm coming! I'm coming!
Garfield & Arlene step off the mat to allow the farmers to check in.
Mr. Jowai: Talon & Malon………You are team number five!
(TALON & MALON – Fifth Place)
Malon: Yes! We may have fallen behind a bit, but we're still within the top five teams!
Talon: We're doing great, Malon! If this keeps up, we'll win fer sure!
(SPLIT TRACK)
Dan & Mika's coaster car shows up. The Street Fighters jump out.
Mika: How many targets did you hit, Dan?
Dan: I got two.
Mika: So did I! We cleared!
Kremling: And for that, you get a clue.
Dan: Thank you muchly! (rip) The Pitstop!
Mika: Let's go, Dan! We'll still be in the race!
Shortly after Dan & Mika drive off, Bridget & Dizzy's coaster car pulls up. Luckily, they also have managed to hit three targets and also get a clue from the Kremling.
Dizzy: Thank you! (rip) We're going to the Pitstop, Bridget!
Bridget: Got it! Let's move!
(PITSTOP)
The two familiar boxer siblings run through the clearing and check in as the safe teams clap for them.
Mr. Jowai: Kid & Ally………You're team number six!
(KID & ALLY – Sixth Place)
Ally: Yes! We've still got a good standing!
Kid: Hopefully, we'll be able to do better in the next leg.
(NEARBY)
Beast Boy: There's the Pitstop, Raven!
Raven: I see Kid & Ally have already checked in, though.
Beast Boy: Ah, who cares? We're still in!
The two Titans check in and looked at Mr. Jowai.
Mr. Jowai: Raven & Beast Boy………You're team number seven!
(RAVEN & BEAST BOY – Seventh Place)
Raven: Well, we fell behind a fair bit.
Beast Boy: Don't worry, Rae! It's just a bit of bad luck! We'll pull ahead in the next leg!
Raven: Don't call me Rae!
(SPLIT TRACK)
Geese & Krauser finally pull up to the docks again and get out of their boat. The red Kremling comes over and hands them the clue.
Krauser: Thank you, comrade lizard. (rip) Ve go to Pitstop now, Geese!
Geese: Let's get this leg over with!
As the half-brothers drive off, the final three teams arrive. They get out of their cars and go over to the clue box.
(HARRY & KITTEN – Thirteenth at Split Track)
(JOKER & HARLEY – Fourteenth at Split Track)
(PAULA & JEWEL – Last at Split Track)
Harry: (rip) I can pilot a motorboat like lightning, man! Let's do that!
Kitten: Sure. Let's go!
Harley: (rip) A roller coaster! We are SO doing that, Mistah J!
Joker: Do you hear me arguing, Harley? Let's go!
Paula: (rip) The roller coaster is probably the faster task, Jewel. Let's do that.
Jewel: Right. Let's go!
(PITSTOP)
Because the next two teams arrive at the same time, they start a footrace to the Pitstop. All four racers try to take the lead over the other in hopes of reaching the mat first.
Xiaoyu: Miharu and I will get to the Pitstop first! Why are you guys trying!
Shaggy: Because we like, actually have a chance!
Miharu: I doubt it! We're track runners in our school!
Velma: But you don't make a living at running from ghosts!
The four racers run into the clearing and see the Pitstop. This makes them run harder with hopes of getting there first. It looks like a close match until about a hundred feet from the Pitstop.
Shaggy & Velma show a surprising amount of stamina and pull ahead of the Japanese schoolgirls. The two detectives arrive at the Pitstop first as Xiaoyu & Miharu stop running to catch their breath.
Mr. Jowai: Shaggy & Velma………You're team number eight!
(SHAGGY & VELMA – Eighth Place)
Velma: (bending over, breathing heavily) We should NOT have been able to beat those two in a footrace.
Mr. Jowai: How so?
Shaggy: Look at us, man! I'm as thin as a twig and Velma's in heels! Xiaoyu & Miharu should have like, gotten here before us.
Mr. Jowai: Girls, could you please step onto the mat?
Shaggy & Velma step off the mat, allowing Xiaoyu & Miharu to check in.
Mr. Jowai: Xiaoyu & Miharu………You're team number nine!
(XIAOYU & MIHARU – Ninth Place)
Miharu: (breathing heavily) Well, at least we're still in the race.
Xiaoyu: Yeah, but we fell behind SO much!
(SPLIT TRACK)
Kitten: Are you sure you're going as fast as you can, Harry?
Harry: Yep. I'm flooring it, Kitten. But we're getting there. We're about halfway now.
At the roller coaster, Joker & Harley finished their ride and ull up. They jump out of the coaster car.
Kremling: How many targets did you guys hit?
Joker: (confused) Targets?
Harley: (reading the clue again) Mistah J! We were supposed to touch three targets during the ride!
Joker: So now we need to do it again?
The criminal and henchwoman jump back into their car. After they take off again, Paula & Jewel finish their ride and pull up to the Kremling. The friends jump out of their car.
Paula: We hit three targets. Could we have our clue, please?
The Kremling nods and hands the girls the clue.
Jewel: Thank you! (rip) Come on, Paula. If we hurry, maybe we'll pass the others and not be eliminated.
(PITSTOP)
Dan & Mika check into the Pitstop, each of them breathing heavily.
Mr. Jowai: Dan & Mika………You are team number ten!
(DAN & MIKA – Tenth Place)
Dan: Yes! The same as before!
Mika: At least we aren't eliminated.
(NEARBY)
Dizzy: There's the Pitstop, Bridget!
Bridget: Well, we know we aren't eliminated! Come on!
The two young fighters step onto the mat and await the verdict.
Mr. Jowai: Bridget & Dizzy………You're team number eleven!
(BRIDGET & DIZZY – Eleventh Place)
Bridget: Man. That was pretty rough.
Dizzy: Hopefully, we'll catch up in the next leg.
(GEESE & KRAUSER)
Geese: Well, there's the jungle.
Krauser: Ve need to get out and run to the Pitstop, Geese!
The two large men park their car at the edge of the jungle and jump out. They run in to start looking for the Pitstop.
It takes thema couple of minutes, but Geese & Krauser manage to find the Pitstop. They run across the clearing and step onto the mat.
Mr. Jowai: Geese & Krauser………You are team number twelve!
(GEESE & KRAUSER – Twelfth Place)
Geese: (frustrated) Gah! We fell behind!
Krauser: Don't vorry, Geese! Ve catch up in next leg!
Geese: You'd better be right.
(SPLIT TRACK)
Harry & Kitten pull up to the docks, completing their drive around the castle. Stepping out of their boat, they receive a clue from the red Kremling.
Harry: Thanks, man. (rip) Come on, Kitten! We're going to the Pitstop!
Kitten: Groovy! Let's go!
However, as the secret agents run towards their car, Joker & Harley finish their second attempt and manage to get a clue from the green Kremling this time.
Harley: (rip) We're going to the Pitstop, Mistah J!
Joker: I see another team over there, Harley! Let's beat them there!
(PITSTOP)
Jewel: You think we're eliminated, Paula?
Paula: You saw all those cars outside the jungle, Jewel. Everyone must be here by now.
Jewel: Yeah. Well, there's the Pitstop. Let's do this.
As the two girls run towards the Pitstop, all the other teams that already checked in stand aside with sad expressions. Paula & Jewel check in.
Mr. Jowai: Paula & Jewel………You are team number thirteen!
Paula & Jewel: WHAT!
(PAULA & JEWEL – Thirteenth Place)
All the safe teams (except Geese) drop their act and gather around Paula & Jewel, congratulating them. Tiny gives them both hugs at the same time.
Jewel: I don't believe it! We're still in the race!
Paula: We'll make a comeback in the next leg, Jewel!
Mr. Jowai and DK wait for the final safe team to arrive. All of the safe teams wait in anticipation. Suddenly, everyone heards footsteps approaching. They look and see the final safe team.
Joker & Harley round the corner and dash towards the Pitstop. Seeing them, all of the safe racers' faces droop in disappointment, and some of them even hold anger in their eyes. Thee two criminals check into the Pitstop.
Mr. Jowai: Joker & Harley………You're team number fourteen!
(JOKER & HARLEY – Fourteenth Place)
Joker: Well, we fell behind a notch, but we're in the race.
Harley: Yep! And we're gonna clobber everyone else in the next leg!
Sad music plays as Harry & Kitten run across the clearing. Most of the safe teams (everyone but Joker, Harley and Geese) clap for them as they check in.
Mr. Jowai: Harry & Kitten………You're the last team to arrive.
Kitten: Really?
Mr. Jowai: And I'm sorry to tell you that you've both been eliminated from the race.
(HARRY & KITTEN – ELIMINATED)
We see Harry & Kitten talking to the camera later that night.
Harry: Man. I didn't think Kitten and I would get eliminated so early. I was half expecting us to last at least until the fifth leg. Know what I'm sayin', man? Well, I guess that it wasn't meant to be. The only regret I have is that we didn't get enough time to show everyone what we were really made of, and that's a real letdown.
Kitten: I'm not too upset with being eliminated second. I knew we would fall sooner or later because there are just better teams in the race than we. I wish mostly everyone else luck in the race. Joker & Harley are the only team I don't want to see win, because they can play dirty and I have a feeling someone's going to be feeling that sooner or later.
Harry: Doing this with Kitten was great, man. This was one of the few fun things we could do that doesn't have the possibility of us getting killed! Kitten's always my main girl and she'll always be that way. I can't think of anyone else I know that would do the race as well as her.
Kitten: I've always loved working with Harry, and starting to date him made me love him even more. I'm glad we had this experience, but I'm honestly real glad it's over. Now we can go back to our job of kicking Khallos' sorry behind from here to next Tuesday.
We see a slow-motion shot of Harry & Kitten turning their backs to the camera and leaving the Pitstop. They hold hands as they walk away.
Current Standings:
1 – Tiny & Dingodile
2 – Jolene & Mush
3 – Kim & Ron
4 – Garfield & Arlene
5 – Talon & Malon
6 – Kid & Ally
7 – Raven & Beast Boy
8 – Shaggy & Velma
9 – Xiaoyu & Miharu
10 – Dan & Mika
11 – Bridget & Dizzy
12 – Geese & Krauser
13 – Paula & Jewel
14 – Joker & Harley
15 – Harry & Kitten (ELIMINATED)
16 – Diddy & Dixie (ELIMINATED)