amrawo – thanks so much for your support

Save-A-Broom-Ride-A-Chaser – love the name. Haha. I'm on holidays at the moment so I'm going to be updating more frequently (I hope) so keep following the story.

SwiftShadow – glad you liked him. I was bored, but some people liked him like you, and some hated him so I'm not sure if he'll make a reappearance.

Laura – thanks for the reviews. 3 was it? Anyway I'll start from the 1st one. Thank you for finally deeming me worthy, you have a lovely reviewing style. Lol. And yes it is soooooo annoying when you get the northerners going 'oh yeah and its January and its snowing.' And I'm sitting here in like 35 degree heat melting and wanting to hit the computer. Hehe. South Africa that's pretty awesome. So you read wicca? I loved them. Me and my friends went through this whole obsessive stage where I could tell you the name of every single book, describe the cover art in great detail and answer any trivia question on any of the books. I discovered FanFiction on a Wicca site, but im really disappointed at the lack of wicca authors. Oh well. what can you do. Now to the last review, if everyone else wants a comment like this in the next chapter they can send me 3 reviews in one day too. Yes I can see the email address, and what do you mean by "annoy you". Anyway keep reviewing, thanks heaps. Xoxo b

emeraldsgem – glad you liked it. It just sort of came to me and I started laughing at nothing like a complete maniac. Thank god there was no one home.

justahungariangirl – yeah I agree this chapter (13) was shit. I don't like it, but it feels destructive if I remove it so I'm just waiting for someone to re-write it for me (hint hint). Glad you liked the rest though

Fk306 animelover – thanks for the review, I'll try

Jadite – weeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll. He is Harry Potter, and he's an auror and truthfully I have no idea. So don't tell anyone. But just between you and me…he has x-ray vision.

Knucklehead McSpazatron – as is your name. Haha anyway thanks heaps

tyger cub – glad you liked it. GO AUS. Haha. Anyway I love aerobics so what the hell. Xoxo

Anastasia Mei – thanks for the review. I wouldn't say I was getting 'down' so much as murderous. Muahaha

Sareneththe6thbell – oh yay. Thank you someone who finally said they laughed. Ahah anyway glad you enjoyed it

sweet as lemonz – thanks for your review it was so awesome. I waited for like an hour and NO ONE reviewed, so that was what sparked my temper tantrum. Hehe. Anyway thanks again

Prongs'LilyFlower – glad you liked it. PFL? Haven't heard that b4. wait wait I got it. Damn I'm slow. Just disregard that. Xoxo

WJENKSREADER – glad you think so

Ebil – damn right the fear has been ingrained. And aren't you glad you reviewed now? You get to see your name in lights! Well close enough. Glad you think it was funny.

harry'n'mione4ever – I actually like healthy food. All except gruel. Eugh.

sweet as lemonz – yay you reviewed again. So you get your name twice. WHY DOESN"T EVERYONE DO THIS? Then you could all be as special as sweet as lemonz. Oh well your loss. Good connection with the corporeal? charm I like the way you think. Xoxo

Charlie Hayden – I know I can't wait either. The marauder snooping is kind of over, but if I find a good opportunity, maybe I'll put some in just for you. Keep reviewing.

Wow that was 1 whole page. Fabulous. Anyway sorry the last few chapters have been so short (and shitty), and while I think of it:

WILL! WHERE IS MY REVIEW? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BONES YOU'VE BROKEN YOU'RE NEVER ON MSN AND NOW YOU HAVEN'T READ THE REST OF MY STORY. Anyway love you lots. Xoxo b

Sorry bout that, anyway I spose I should get on with the story. No can't be bothered, so I'll tell you about the other kind of footy fever. The rugby finals are today and I don't even know who's playing, but my dad is having like 2o3u423739508 of his drunken friends over to watch the match on our new tv actually on out 2 new tvs. So as much as id probably love to update after 3pm today. I just can't because the computer is in the TV room. Damn. So don't expect anything after about 12ish. Oh god. And there is NO ONE my age. Its not fair. pout

The other houses were laughing hysterically, Dumbledore was nodding his head in time with the music, and surprisingly knew quite a few of the words. Prof. Walsall was still singing and the Slytherins lead by their housemate Snape were still dancing. One person was seemingly less than impressed by the display.

"James Potter and Sirius Black!" bellowed Professor McGonnogal from the Heads table.

She barrelled down to the Gryffindor table where the guilty parties sat laughing their heads off.

"Put them back RIGHT NOW!" she demanded.

"Professor," sniggered Sirius.

"It's wasn't us, honest!" choked out James before both boys collapsed back into hysterics.

McGonogall scoffed and grabbed each boy by his collar and dragged him out of the hall to the cheers and laughs of the rest of the school.

"2 months detention?"

"Yep Remmy, every Monday night for 2 months. Seems a bit harsh doesn't it?" said James.

"Don't call me Remmy!"

"Sure, Sure," teased Sirius.

The four Marauders were sprawled on James' bed in the 7th year dormitories, James and Sirius waiting to go to their detention, and Remus waiting for Sirius and James to go to their detention.

"8pm, this is it Jamesy boy. Time to go."

"Remind me never to piss of McGonogal again," complained a weary Sirius 1 hour later.

"Scrubbing the trophey room…the muggle way…for two hours."

"Everything hurts," moaned Sirius. "Even my hair hurts!"

"OH GOD!" exclaimed James suddenly.

"What?" asked Sirius, slightly alarmed.

"We've got another 7 Mondays to go!"

Both boys looked as though they were about to cry.

7 Mondays later

"OK class, we've almost finished this unit now."

"So what we're doing is a final fitness evaluation before we move on to actual duelling"

"You know the deal. Strip off and make a line."

"One line for boys and one for girls Mr. Potter!"

James pouted.

"OK James. You can go first then," laughed Harry. "And then maybe you can go and see your beloved Lily."

James perked up and looked at Harry hopefully.

"NO!" came the response from the other side of the curtain.

The whole class laughed.

"Settle down. Settle down," said Harry. "Make a line. We've only got a single today so we have to get this over and done with quickly."

The boys made a line and watched as Harry inspected his first victim…uh I mean student.

"Very good James. I can see that you've been following the plan well. here's your new timetable. It has much less exercise and much more food. Congratulations!"

"Did you hear that Lils?" James yelled through the curtain. "Very good!"

"Shut UP Potter!"

Harry continued down the line.

"Very nice as well Sirius. Here's your new timetable."

"Peter?" Harry said as he peered at the least significant Marauder. "Did you follow the diet and exercise plan?"

He shook his head, not meeting his Professors eye.

"Oh well. your loss."

Peter shuffled away and Sirius slapped him on the back encouragingly.

Next in line was a shy Hufflepuff boy. "John?" asked Harry incredulously. "Is that you?"

The boy nodded mutely.

"Oh my god! You look amazing!"

The once pudgy boy had slimmed down enormously and had newly formed muscles.

The rest of his classmates (except for the Slytherins) cheered as he blushed bright red.

The lesson continued similarly for the boys, each man with a new and improved body.

On the other side of the curtain, Hermione had chosen to deviate from the lesson plan slightly. It was easy to see that every single girl in the class had been following the plan to a T, so she had organized a mini fashion parade to show off their new bodies.

They were parading down the catwalk to some more 2000s music in little more than their underwear.

The boys had already finished and Harry was wondering what was keeping the girls. He peeked around the curtain then ran back to the boys, a finger to his lips.

He waved his hand at the curtain and suddenly it became transparent.

The boys watched with frank admiration as their hot classmates strutted their stuff on a catwalk that Prof. Granger had conjured. As the last note died the boys started to cheer and clap. The girls finally noticed the transparency of the curtain and many shrieked and tried to cover themselves.

Harry winked as Hermione stuck her tongue out at him, then solidified the curtain once more.

"Damn you look good Evans!"

Yes I know that was shit there's no need to tell me. I have definitely lost my muse. The story has no direction and I think I am going to cry. If you have any suggestions PLEASE tell me.

And the next chapter (if I am feeling up to it) will be then FINALLY starting duelling. I don't know what form of duelling I want to write first so I'm starting a poll. Tell me your opinion when you review, which you will be of course. The options are as follows:

A: Muggle fist fighting (I don't know what to call it)

B: Wizard Fighting

C: Sword Fighting

D: Archery, Knife throwing, Staff fighting or something else really specific (please specify)

Please help me! I need help. I need suggestions…badly! REVIEW

Luv b