Well! This is gonna be a... very... something chapta! Ok... FOR THE LAST FIGGEN TIME! I own Ia and SkieLoon owns Skie! GET IT!

Chapta 10

It was a rainy day. Everybody was in the kitchen for some weird reason. All we could hear was the pounding of the rain. The rain was heavy and it was also a thunder storm.

Skie was, again, drawing. I was reading The Da Vinci Code while listening to Pirates for the 15th time. Zoro was sleeping in his chair. Nami was maping some island. Usopp was making yet another wepon, Sanji was cooking something hot because there was a lot of steem around him. And Luffy was laying on the floor, staring at nothing.

"I'm board!" he yelled suddenly.

"Get used to it." Skie said.

"I wanna go on land!" he said.

"Here! Listen to Pirates for a while!" I said, giving him my headphones.

"Hey, everybody! Try this!" Sanji said, handing everybody a bowl of something we couldn't see because of all the smoke and steem, I'm calling it stomk!

"What is it?" I asked.

"Soup." he said.

We all put our spoons in and took out some clear liquid. I, cuz I'm going out with Sanji, took a taste of it. It tasted like Chocolate, Chicken, and Cheese!

"OH MY GOD! THIS IS AWESOME!" I screamed and started eating it like crazy!

Everybody tasted it and started digging in.

"IT TASTES LIKE ALL MY FAVORITE MEAT!" Luffy yelled.

"It tastes like Chocoolate, Chicken, and Cheese!" I yelled at him.

"You're both wrong! It tastes like Milk Chocolate, Chocolate, and Dark Chocolate!" Skie yelled.

"It tastes like Shrimp, Salmon, and riceballs!" Zoro yelled.

"I taste Garlic Bread, Tangerines, and Duck!" Nami yelled.

"I taste Orange, Lemon, and Lime!" Usopp yelled.

"You're all right!" Sanji yelled over all of us.

"WHAT!" we all yelled.

"This soup tastes different to everybody because it tastes like their 3 favorite foods!" Sanji yelled.

I held it up and in my head the Angel's singing was going.

"This... is... the greatest... thing... in the... UNIVERSE!" Skie screamed.

"It's MIRACLE FOOD!" I screamed.

"Isn't it!" Luffy yelled.

"This is better than the school's!" Skie yelled.

I stood up and pointed at Skie and yelled, "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!"

"Where did you get this recipe?"

"Zeff told me about it."

"This rox!" I yelled and stood up and kissed Sanji on the cheek. He turned the color of a bright red cherry.

"Ying!" I said.

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That night, when everybody was asleep...

"Why can't I sleep?" I asked the sleeping Skie.

Obviously, she didn't say anything.

"I'm on deck if you need me!" I said and left our room.

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Sanji, he wasn't asleep either, was laying in his bed when he heard a creek on the wood outside in the hall. How, you ask? I don't have the faintest! That room is louder than last year's Pioneer Days Fireworks Finally! I nearly went delf there! Trust me! It was loud.

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I got out onto the very slippery deck and started making my way towards the bow where Luffy usually sits.

When I finaly got there (I had fallen a couple of times), I looked out onto the open ocean.

I felt like Jack in Titanic! But I'm not stupid (shut it, Skie) and stood up and fall to my death.

Little did I know that Sanji was standing in the doorway, looking to see what had made that noise.

Now that I was wetter than a fish, I started making my way back to dryness when a flash of lightning struck and I saw an outline of someone lurking around on deck. I got myself ready.

Unfortunately for me, Sanji had seen a somewhat me and got himself ready as well.

I edged towards them and made ready my swords, which I never leave my room without.

Sanji got his foot ready.

I leaped towards him when he gave me a powerful kick in the guts. Right before I was knocked out cold, I saw it was Sanji and thought, this sucks!

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"Uh oh!" Sanji yelled as he saw me fly through the air and have my neck hit the railing. He rushed over to me and kneeled down beside me. My hair was covering my face so he brushed it away. He picked my wet body up and carried me in.

He put me on the table and ran out into the hallway and pounded on everybody's door. First Nami's than Skie's, than the guys'. They were still asleep so he didn't bother them.

"What happend?" Skie asked, sleepily.

"I kicked Ia and her neck hit the railing." Sanji said as Nami check out my neck.

"No bruise. She's... well? I don't know!"

"How far away are we from an island?" Sanji asked, quickly.

"We'll be there tomorrow morning." she said.

"Look! She's bleeding!" Skie yelled as she saw two cuts about and inch and a half apart on the back of my neck.

"Sanji! Get an Ace Bandage from the infirmary!" Sanji sprinted from the room as Skie held a cloth to the back of my neck. When Sanji returned, Nami wrapped the bandage around my neck so the bleeding stopped.

"She's still breathing." Nami said as she turned me around onto my back.

Sanji let out a sigh of relief.

"What should we do?" he asked.

"We'll bring her to a doctor tomorrow. Until then, waite." she said as she and Skie went back to bed. Sanji carried my body to the infirmary and layed me down.

He sat in a chair and fell asleep.

This doesn't look good. I hope I can come out of this ALIVE!

It's 11:40! PM? Oh well... gotta go to bed now! Good night! Or if you're reading this in the morning, Good mornin' to ya! In some sorta freakish Irish accent.

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