This is what happened next. HOW MANY TIMES MUST SOME PEOPLE TELL YOU! I don't own One Piece. You make me fell bad. I think I go craw into a dark hole for a couple of years.
Chapta 14
Luffy and Skie ended up on the deck of a viking's ship!
"What're we doing here?" Skie asked.
"I don't know."
"What are oo too doin' 'ere?" a viking asked them.
"Uh?" Skie said.
"Did someone appear here?"
"Yes. She's downstairs with the crew." he said and led them down the staris to where the crew was rowing.
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When the reached the downstairs, a massive beat was going on. Not the regular one-two beat, it sounded like the song I like to move it move it!
They saw me! I had gotten some guys to do the beat and sing the song, it wasn't that hard to teach them. I was dancin' in the middle. All the guys had stopped rowing to watch and cheer. When I was singing, I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it! Ya like ta? The vikings than would yell, MOVE IT!
"Woe!" Skie said.
I was wearing Viking clothes. A lot of fur, but made it look good.
"IIIIAAAA!" Luffy yelled.
I looked around and saw them.
"GUYS!" I screamed and ran over to them.
The vikings stopped and glared at them.
"Just keep dancin' guys! It's ok!" I said as they continued dancing.
"It took you long enough!" I yelled.
"How long?"
"You don't know! 3 MONTHS!" I screamed.
"Oooo, sorry!" he said.
"It was 2 for me." Skie said.
"Let's go, now." Luffy said, holding out the orb.
I looked over at the Vikings.
"They're gonna miss me." I said.
The vikings looked sad.
"If you remember the toon, you can still dance!" I reassured them.
"Baahhh." one said sadly.
"It's ok! I'll miss you too!" I said and hugged them all.
"Ok ok! Let's go!" Skie yelled as I waved to them. A couple of them were actually crying.
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We ended up somewhere in central America. Around us were sand stone blocks and not a lot of dust. There was a volcano in the distance and it was smoking. We were on a cobblestone street and the people running past us were wearing togas.
"Weird." Luffy said and looked around.
We were in... I think... an old Myan city.
"Sweet!" I said.
"What?" the two asked.
"We're in a Myan city!" I said.
"Coooooooooooooollllll!" Skie said.
A lot of people started racing twords us.
"What's going on!" Luffy yelled.
"I'll ask!" I said and grabbed a man.
I started talking to him in Myan language. Luffy and Skie looked at each other in disbelief.
When he ran away, I said, "Ok, Sanji is here."
"Ok? What's the problem?"
"They think he's a god. And they also think that he is a god trapped inside a mortal's body. So... they're gonna kill him over a fire and eat him! Releasing his godly spirit!" I said. (You can thank Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead man's chest for that one! IT COMES OUT TOMORROW!)
"Way to die for a cook. Being cooked." Skie said.
"Come on!" I yelled as they ran after me.
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"There he is!" I said.
Sanji, the poor soul, was above a fire spit and some people were poking him to see if he was done.
"Give me the helmet and my sword and my shield!" I yelled at Skie.
When I got them, I stepped over the mound we were hiding behind and yelled at the people. They started bowing.
"What did you say?" Luffy asked.
"I'm a goddess, fear me!"
I started talking again and they threw Sanji at me, he landed over the mound.
We ran off.
"What did you tell them?" Skie asked.
"Either give me the god or I'll rain fire down on you!" I said.
"Thanks!" Sanji said.
Luffy pulled the orb out again and we were gone.
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We landed in the Colosseum, Roma.
"What are we doing here?" I asked.
We suddenly saw a lion chasing a matador. He looked familiar.
"Hey, is that Zoro?" I asked.
"Hey, ya it is!" Skie yelled.
Zoro took out his swords and killed the beast in one swing.
The crows erupted.
"ZORO!" Luffy yelled.
"Hey! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 4 MONTHS!" he yelled.
"Sorry. Come on!" he yelled.
"Can't. Got more Lions to kill!"
"I gave up the Vikings, you have to give up the lion!" I yelled at him.
"Fine!" he growled and grabbed the orb.
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We apparated in 2nd Century China. We were in the middle of a dirt road surrounded by little buildings with golden dragons on them. I looked so happy.
"Where are we?" Zoro asked.
"China." I said.
"Who would be here?" Skie asked.
"Usopp." I said as I saw Usopp being carted around the street.
"Why is he here?"
"I think he's the emperor?" I said.
As I asked somebody in Chinese who Usopp was, the crew stared at Usopp. He looked like he was an emperor. He had on a long, golden dress-sorta-thingy, a big golden hat, and was wearing a medallion with a chinese dragon on it.
"That lady just told me! HE IS THE EMPEROR!" I hissed.
"How'r we suppose to get him now?" Sanji asked.
"Kidnap." I said.
"They would kill us." Luffy said.
"We'd be gone!" I said.
"Fine."
As we snuck up behind the cart that Usopp was in, Zoro and Sanji took out the two people that was caring the cart and we burst in.
"GUYS! I've been here for half a year and I'm the emperor!"
"Good! LET'S GO!" I yelled as I dragged him from the cart.
"What!" he yelled.
"Yes! We still have to find Nami!"
"I'm not leaving! I'm staying right here! They think I'm like a god!"
"It's not as glamorous as you think." Sanji said, irritably.
"I'm staying!" Usopp said, stamping his foot. Skie and I looked at each other and grabbed him by the arms and dragged him off into the forest.
"LET'S GO!" Luffy yelled as we dissaperated.
Gettin long. Still don't know where Nami's gonna be. Oh well!