/N: Hey everyone! I'm back and I have a new chapter as well! I'd like to thank Suicidal RuBBEr Ducky for giving me so many good ideas. Also, she's going to be the guest judge for this chapter as well! Well, here's the second chapter. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Grr…fine. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. I only own Alexis in this story.

Alexis: Hey! You don't own me! I'm your sister, not your slave!

fg00: Technically, since you appear as an OC, I do own you!

Alexis: Shoot.

The 28 contestants all now found themselves staring at what would be their home for the duration of the show…a huge mansion!

"Sa-weeet! This is so awesome!" Sora said, pumping his fist in the air.

"Ooh, it's so…big! I hope there's no spiders…" Rikku whimpered, now sitting on Demyx's mullet to get a better view.

"Hey! Get off! It takes me forever to do my hair, and I don't want you to get it messed up, got it?" Demyx growled.

"Sorry Mr. Demyx sir."

"Sheesh, he sure is sensitive about his hair." Yuna mused, standing on Yuffie's shoulder.

"You have no idea." Zexion said boredly, "Can we go in now?"

"We don't have a key! Didn't you realize that?" Xaldin asked.

"Uh…no…" Everyone else muttered. Suddenly, Alexis appeared in a small puff of smoke. She held a card in her hand.

"Hello houseguests! Welcome to the Big Brother….hey waitasec! Dang it, fg00 gave me the wrong card!" Alexis cried. She then looked at all the people in front of her, and started to look a bit scared.

"Shooooot, I don't know my lines!" She squeaked.

"Well, do you have the key to the mansion?" Larxene asked impatiently.

"Key? There's a key?" Alexis said, confused. "I thought the door was open."

"Well, it's not! Let me show you!" Sora responded. He walked up to the door, put his hand on the doorknob, and turned it. The door swung right open. Everyone just stared, mentally kicking themselves for not having even tried to open the door.

"Well, that was a waste of time." Saix said. Everyone murmured an agreement and filed in. The house was them filled with gasps and "oohs" and "aahs". The hallway looked like it came straight from Hogwarts! It was very long with lots of connecting doors and staircases, with several paintings on the light colored walls and a few bookshelves resting against them like huge sentinels watching over the contestants.

"Woooooow….it's huge!" Kairi exclaimed. Alexis looked around, equally impressed.

"How on Earth did sis find this place? It's amazing!" Then realizing that everyone was looking at her, she paled a little again. 'Uh oh! What should I say? I don't know what to do!' A card suddenly appeared in front of her, and she plucked it out of the air where it was floating. Her eyes quickly scanned over the writing on the card and she smiled, relieved.

"Well, as this is your home for the rest of the show, go ahead and choose your rooms. You can share with a friend or just have your own room. It doesn't matter because there are so many rooms in this place!" All of the Kingdom Hearts people stampeded past her to stake claims on their rooms. She walked away, somehow still in one piece, and decided to find fencergirl00 to thank her for her help.

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(and now for some humor)

(a few hours later)

Demyx was randomly wandering around the mansion. Why, well, no reason! Anyway, as he had already staked a claim on his room, he decided to explore the place. As he walked, his stomach growled.

"Oh man, that's right! I haven't eaten in the longest time!" He groaned.

"But you're a Nobody! I thought you didn't need to eat!" A voice said, startling the poor Melodious Nocturne. Riku laughed as he came around the corner.

"Sorry about that. I just happened to be walking around."

"Yeah, me too…but I'm HUNGRY!!" Demyx shouted, and ran off in a random direction.

"You're going to the wrong way, numbskull!" Riku shouted. Demyx came back in a few seconds, saying, "I knew that."

"Uh huh, sure you did. Now let's get something to eat!" The two walked off to the kitchen, soon joined by Luxord and Yuffie for no apparent reason (They were probably hungry as well, but no one cares). But the sight that greeted them was not a great one.

"BLOODY HELL MATE! WHAT THE DEVIL HAPPENED HERE??!!" Luxord exclaimed in his typical English manner. The other three just stared. The kitchen was a complete mess! The toaster was on its side with burnt toast strewn around it. There was a moldy orange on the floor, as well as about half a pizza on the ceiling. There was red sauce all over the counter tops, and a few banana peels on the floor, which Yuffie promptly tripped on. There was even some spaghetti and a few meatballs on the walls! Soon the other house members were attracted by Luxord's outburst. Everyone looked on in confusion.

"What happened?" Aerith wondered. Kairi and Namine walked into the kitchen to survey the damage.

"Alright, who did this?" Kairi eventually demanded. Everyone looked at each other and shrugged. No one knew and/or would want to admit they had done it.

"Well? No takers? In that case, we'll all clean it up!" Namine said. Everyone looked at her and took a few steps back. Eventually Raijen stepped forward, saying "Here's what I think about that, y'know?". He scooped some of the applesauce off of the floor and threw it at Namine, but missed and hit Larxene! And knowing her…

"What the-?! Ooh, you're in for it now you…" Just then a plane flew by. "I'll show you not to throw stuff at me!" She scooped some of the red sauce (now thought to be tomato sauce) and threw it right back at Rai. Then Rikku thought it would be fun to throw a meatball at Yuna, but also missed and hit Saix, who went berserk and threw the moldy orange at Marluxia, who freaked out and started screaming like a little girl and ran into Sora (and consequently got clobbered by a randomly placed loaf of French bread by the Keybearer). And it all went downhill from there, meaning there was a huge food fight. Eventually there was so much chaos that the kitchen ended up being even more of a mess then it was in the first place! And still no one knew who made the first mess.

"Oh great! Now look at the place!" Kairi shrieked in disgust. She was covered in spaghetti and tomato sauce, as was practically everyone else. Sora and Roxas both had pieces of pizza stuck on their insanely spiky hair, as did Leon and Cloud. Xaldin was happily munching on the moldy orange that was stuck on the end of one of his spears, much to the others' disgust. Xigbar was just staring, Lexaeus was dancing around and slipped on another banana peal, groaning "Lexaeus are thinkeding that Lexaeus hading a headedached.", and then was clobbered by another loaf of French bread (and a very familiar tip jar) by horsie890, who appeared out of nowhere, for butchering the English language. Sephiroth was eating a meatball, courtesy of Rikku. And everyone else not mentioned was either showering or had already left to avoid Kairi's wrath. At that very moment of complete chaos, Alexis happened to wander in. She stared in bewilderment.

"What the…..what happened?!" She stammered, eyes wide with shock. Everyone tried to charge past her again to escape, but an angry voice yelled "Hold it!" The would-be escapees cringed and turned, knowing who the voice belonged to. Kairi had her arms crossed and was tapping her foot impatiently.

"Alright you slackers, we made this mess, and we're cleaning it up. NOW." She said angrily, and shoved buckets, mops, and various other cleaning instruments into practically everyone's hands (excluding Alexis, because she didn't take part in the food fight). And so they all cleaned up the kitchen while Alexis watched, very much amused. 'Hmm….who would have thought that that would go so well? Heh heh heh….and they'll never know I was the one who made the mess in the first place!'

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(a couple of days later)

"Welcome back to the show, everyone!" Alexis announced cheerfully. Everyone else murmured some half agreement. All were tired for having to clean for two whole days in order to get the kitchen back into, well, order.

"Well that was enthusiastic." Axel said sarcastically.

"Anyway, today we have a guest judge! Introducing…Suicidal RuBBEr Ducky!" Just then the said authoress came in and took her seat. "And now to continue our program. Up first we have Seifer and Vivi, having a rematch Struggle bout!" The two walked onstage and began to fight. Vivi was clobbering Seifer with his magic to the point Seifer didn't have any orbs left. Then the mage set Seifer on fire, just for the heck of it.

"OHMYGODI'MONFIRE!!!" Seifer yelled before falling off the stage into a conveniently placed tub of water. Everyone started cracking up as the Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare played.

"Well judges?" Alexis said, trying to keep a straight face.

"Oh yeah, Seifer got pwn3d! What now you n00b!" Hayner shouted, laughing his head off. The other four judges just stared at him. Then he got clobbered by horsie890 with bread and the infamous tip jar for speaking IM.

"Well, that was just plain weird. Oh yeah, the act. Well, nice use of magic. That's all I have to say." Paine said.

"YAYNESS FOR FIRE!!" Axel yelled at the top of his lungs, then set fencergirl00's book on fire again.

"Knock it off Axel!" She growled, and then whacked the spiky-haired pyromaniac upside the head. "Well, the act was very amusing, I'll give you that."

"Thanks for using my idea, fg00! It was hilarious to watch!" Suicidal RuBBER Ducky said.

"Thank you Seifer and Vivi! And up next are…Marluxia and Xemnas, dancing the…tango…oh boy." Alexis shuddered when she said the last sentence, as did everyone else. The two Nobodies walked on stage, but not really. Marluxia more or less dragged his Superior onto the stage. The music started, and the pair started to move across the stage in a slow, easy rhythm. Marly was doing most of the dancing, while Xemnas mainly just stood around and moved woodenly. The dance was just too disturbing for words. When it was finally over (thank God), all of the judges emerged from beneath the table, where they had been hiding.

"THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!" All five shouted after having been completely grossed out by the shojo ai-ness of the duo's 'dance'.

"Hmph!" Marluxia growled in anger as he stormed off stage, dragging Xemnas again.

"Well, that's it for this epsiode! Tune in next time for more insanity on Kingdom Hearts Talent!" Alexis announced, and disappeared offstage.

fg00: Well, that was that chapter 2! I hope everyone enjoyed it. For everyone who's read this chapter and read When The Organization Goes Ice Skating by WindofDancingFlames, you should recognize the Tip Jar gag. And also if you've seen either Decline of Videogaming 2 or A Decline X-mas, you'll get the OHMYGODI'MONFIRE! joke. So, yeah. I'll try to update soon. Bye!