Hunting

I prowl down the hall and that is exactly what it is...prowling. I'm slightly hunched forward and my eyes dart back and forth searching, ever searching. Then I see it as I break from the shadow into the light...my prey. It's glorious white coat gleaming in the harsh light. Oh how beautiful it is. My hunt is coming to an end and soon my cravings will be solved...my fingers uncurl from the fist they had previously been in and I pounce.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE CHERRY COKE!"

Twitching I turned around and stood staring out into the living room. With one foot I absentmindedly kicked the refrigerator shut and proceeded to curl my fingers in a way that people have told me that they resemble talons of a bird of prey. Well it was fitting I was about to have a fit and descend upon whoever was nearest or invoked my wrath first.

Duo threw me a somewhat terrified grin and began to slowly stand up.

"I'm not sure who finished off the soda but I would be willing to go to the store if you need me to...?"

"If you return without soda your death will be painful and slow." Twitching he grabbed his boyfriend's arm and proceeded to pull him out the front door. Glaring at both of them my next words were for Heero. "You will not be spared." He nodded totally calm and collected, he knew the truth. Honestly I would never hurt any of them...I need them for fanfics. Though they seem to often think I have no problems disposing of them. Odd hun? Returning to the fridge I began a new search...

"PICK UP SOME HERSHEYS BARS AS WELL!"

I could imagine Duo's grimace. I never paid for my own stuff. I am queen..

And oh how the queen hates periods.

Sometime Later

Mmmmm...Oh the sweetest nectars of life... Chocolate and Soda Pop. Cherry Coke...Glorious in it's brilliant shiny red can...Oh how the light of the lamp glimmers on it's sparkling hide...The illustrious feeling accompanying it as it settles into my stomach sending- "Why don't you just marry that damn can already?"

"It dies all too soon and then I must find a new love. Oh how can I cope?" My response is automatic and rehearsed as I have had to answer this question several times previously. My gaze slowly moves away from the screen of my beloved Fred. Yes my computer has a name and a GENDER as well. Too bad for all the ladies as he is gay and has a boyfriend.

ANYWAY!

I look over at Vergil who is calmly reclining on my bed staring at the screen of my beloved television. Without having to look at the tv I know that he is watching Nausicca of the Valley of the Wind. Surprisedly Miyazaki's movies have a soft spot in his heart. I must admit they are favorites of my own as well. Though Dante...who the hell knows what he watches?

"He particualarly likes The Corpse Bride." Hmmm seems I must have spoken out loud. Oh well.

"The Corpse Bride? He likes that movie? Tim Burton could have done so much better. That was way below his usual stuff." Hmm seems another has entered my room.

"Hello Sesshoumaru." I look over at the tall demon in my doorway and motion for him to come in. Vergil gives him a nod as well as a glare. They seem to be having this ongoing war...of chess. Vergil took to it immediately and Sesshoumaru did as well unsurprisingly though with only the three of us and sometimes Heero or Talis playing it a rivalry developed between Sesshoumaru and Vergil. Last I heard Sesshie-sama won the last battle-erm game. Whatever.

Unfortunately there is very little room in my room now that I have moved in with my dad and thus two people is usually all it is willing to fit so thus Vergil is forced to sit up and lean against the head rest portion of the bed while Sesshoumaru sits and leans against the wall. Gosh my room is tiny though the added amount of people is making it warmer in the room and that is good because I am cold...even through two sweatshirts and a blanket.

The evening was going well. My writer's block seemed to have disapeared and the glorious soda and chocolate gods have seen fit to send to me some of their people...for my stomach... Well aleast it was going well. Then Duo started screaming... Crap Quatre is going to wake up and...well waking him up when he doesn't want to be woken up is...terrifying to say the least. The massacre of several vases has the house being haunted by several very angry vases. End story.

"Get your hands off my boyfriend now you stupid wannabe gay man!" Hmmm. Duo certainly does not sound happy. Wonder who shoved a stick up his ass? Wait...Oh sweet Cheez-it gods...

In the living room Duo is furiously beating Dante with a what appears to be...a spatula? Wtf? Heero has an amused smirk on his face as he watches his beloved have a spazz attack. Dante appears to be attempting to defend himself with...Never mind I sooooo do not want to go there. That was highly disturbing, not to mention I don't want to know why there is one of those in my house. Not going to go there. Happy place, happy place, happy place...

Why must they all gather in MY room? That is what the living room is for! I return to my room to find Sesshoumaru and Vergil as they were only Rin is in Fluffy-sama's lap, the twins Silver and Loki are both curled up in the recliner chair..ontop of a mountain of stuffed animals and the tv has been moved so that everyone can see. What the hell? Since when was Rini here? Hmm OkaY...I guess...

"WTF?"

"What?"

"How the HELL are so many people in my room!" I had spotted Jim on the floor, no idea how I missed him. WAIT A MOMENT! Since when was Van sitting on top of my computer desk?

Blinking repeatedly I grab a soda and chug it then grab another one. I had previously thought it physically impossible to fit more than two people in my room at once. Sitting in my computer chair I prop my feet up on the bed on top of Vergil's single out stretched leg and proceed to watch the movie.

It has been an odd day.

Lol. Random spur of the moment thing celebrating my recovery from the depths of Uber Writer's Block.