Episode1:North America-Bassy's Return Chapter 2:I'M IN EGYPT AGAIN!!!
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Is what Yami would've said if he wasn't knocked unconscious. Meanwhile, Marik was plotting his latest revenge in his lair.
"Finally, my Master Plan shall be a success!!" he grinned evilly.
"Ernie!"
"Yes, Master Marik?" replied the servant.
"How's our little guest?" he asked stroking his Millennium Rod.
"Still out cold sir". Marik smiled wider
"Perfect, I want to make sure I give him a…proper greeting evil laughter".
He unbuckled his seat belt & got off the "Moving Truck".
Which was really his evil people carrying truck. Ernie opened the back of the truck revealing a knocked out Yami.
"Oh…Pharaoh! Rise n shiiiiiiiiiinnneeee!!" called Dark Marik.
Yami squinted a few times & opened his eyes slowly to a familiar voice. Marik & his Rare Hunters had waited long for this moment.
"Huh?..mm..wha?…where am I?.." whispered the tired king.
"Why, you're in your hometown! & yet I still don't hear a decent thank you". Yami's eyes shot open & he sat up with rapid speed.
"MARIK!?"
"Yes…why the sad expression? Are you not glad to see me Pharaoh?" asked the cruel leader.
"Y-YOU!..but..NO…I..sent you to the Shadow Realm!..but..how did y-"
"I have my methods laughs…yes! I have returned to take my revenge on you & your pathetic little friends!" he pointed at the stunned Yami.
"B-But h-how!? I sent you to stay for ALL ETERNITY!!"
"Well, eternities don't last forever nowadays huh?" Marik smiled evilly.
"I struck a deal with another in the Shadow Realm. It was his time to be released but he knew once he got out he'd be an old man & would die the instant he hit the ground. So he told me I could go in his place. Interesting how things go in my favor huh?" he laughed.
"Grrr…Marik…I'll!!" He got up & ran towards Marik with closed fists, but he was pulled back by a chain around his neck & hands he hadn't noticed.
"Down boy..we wouldn't want you to get hurt huh?" said Ernie. All but Yami laughed.
"Typical Marik…you always think you can get your way all the time" he glared at them.
" I swear when I get off these chains you'll be SORRY!" he gave them a poisonous look.
"Heh, like that'll happen, Ernie! You will take the Pharaoh".
"Yes Master Marik" replied the loyal servant. He grabbed Yami's chains & pulled him out of the truck.
"And if you try any funny stuff…" Marik gave Ernie a hand signal. Ernie nodded & pulled Yami's neck chain high enough that he didn't touch the ground! Yami twisted & turned as he let out a scream of pain until he started to choke. Marik & his Rare Hunters just watched & grinned at his misery. They waited a few more seconds until Marik snapped his fingers & said "Ernie you can put him down now." Ernie did as he was told. "Now don't tell me we didn't warn you…because we don't kid around Pharaoh!!" he chuckled & motioned everyone to follow him.
With his head down, Yami started to walk with the group. There was a lot of sand. When he realized that Marik hadn't lied! He in fact was in Cairo, Egypt! For he'd spotted the silhouette of the 3 Famous Pyramids of Giza.
And inside his mind he exclaimed the title of this chapter; a.k.a. "I'M IN EGYPT AGAIN!!" His dream had come true.
Though he'd never dreamed that it'd happen like this!! In head: I'd much preferred to come here as a relaxing vacation for fun & happy memories, it's sad that I had to enter my homeland in such a shameful manner…he noticed that Ernie had loosened his grip on his chains Hmmm…maybe I can escape eyes in shadow…smile. But where would I go? He wandered. His ancient kingdom & palace were probably buried in sand along with all the other ruins by now. And he had no idea where the good Ishtars lived. Well one thing was certain for sure, he'd have to call for help somewhere safe & private. Good thing he'd gotten a cell phone! And learned how to use it.
"KEEP MOVIN' STUPID!" demanded Ernie with a hard push that almost knocked him.
"Hmph!" Yami looked away & quickened his pace, he was in no hurry, but he didn't want to get hurt either. He wanted to leave alive!
"I'll run away!" he thought. "I'll go to the city, hide somewhere & call Yugi for help. I'll have to find a place to meet him at the airport & we must leave immediately! It might take him a day or two to get here, but it's worse than staying with the Rare Hunters & facing a terrible fate! I also will have to look for a place to stay for the night. And I better start before the sun sets or I'm finished!" suspenseful Yu-Gi-Oh! music you hear before a –
TIME FOR COMMERCIALS!!!-
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Yugi: So come check out the Kame Game shop today & meet the King of Games! v' peace sign
Duke: Hey Tristan!
Tristan: Yeah Duke?
Duke: Guess what? Kids'WB is having an all new episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! this Saturday!
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Duke: What?
Tristan: points at himself I just saved a lotta money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Duke: Sweatdropssmacks his forehead Tristan lol
The Geico Gecko runs through the screen small blackout….
Téa:…..Hey wait a minute! You don't have a car! You have a motorcycle!..All: Look at screen scared In gray Yu-Gi-Oh! letters: To Be Continued?…..
Back To The Episode
Yami looked around & carefully calculated his escape plan. With adrenaline pumping through his body, he decided it was time for action! In head:
"Time to Twist & Shout Ernie!" the song Twist & Shout plays in background Yami grabbed Ernie's arm & twisted it as hard as he could.
"Rrrrrryyyaaaaaaaaah!!"he yelped.
Yami knocked him down & ran for his life towards the desert.
"Don't let him get away! Do whatever you must to capture him my Rare Hunters!!"cried Marik as his Millennium Rod glowed with fury.
Yami ran so fast you'd think he'd start flying! Marik in head: you'll never escape! I'll hunt you down! And you WILL suffer!! He did his famous trademark evil laugh.Marik Theme Song plays And Yami disappeared in the horizon.
"Yes! I lost them! But I have to keep going until I hit the urban Cairo." He panted.
Something slithered towards the Pharaoh Yami kept his fast pace, sweat drenching his face. it moved closer He still ran it sped in front of him! Their paths crossed!
"HIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHH!"
"HIISSSSSSSSS!"
"AAAaahh!..?" Yami looked down puzzled.
A NORMAL King Cobra would've bitten him right then & there with no questions asked. But for some reason this one was scared & acting almost human?! Yami feeling no threat towards this snake squatted down take a better look at the snakes face.
Snake: O.O
Yami: O.O..?
Snake: o.0
Yami:0.o
Both: 0.0
He examined her face thoroughly. She had huge, shimmering amethyst eyes, what looked like a Millennium Symbol mark on her forehead, & the outline of her hood decorated blue & yellow to look like the hat pharaohs wore in ancient times. Her back had three different sized marks made to look like the 3 Pyramids of Giza! She was a vibrant color of gold & her belly was silver. A species Yami hadn't seen in……5,ooo years!!
Then, the snake did the most unexpected thing for a cobra to do. She slithered to his feet & bowed to him!! And then began…crying? Narrator looks at paper..yes crying…?0.0 Yami was confused. He was frozen in place. The great Pharaoh of Egypt didn't have a reaction to this most bizarre situation. He just stared at the crying snake like this: O..O. He opened his mouth to speak when the snake stopped him!
"Pharaoh! It's you! It's really really you!!" she said in a squeaky tiny tender voice.
Yami's jaw dropped to its lowest. The first thing he thought was "Yo! Ok weird! I must be hallucinating! It's a mirage! The desert's getting to me!"
The quivering cobra looked at him with almond-sized tears in her eyes.
"You're ALIVE!"
Yami replied with a hoarse voice "uh…um..yes….yes..I..am" his stunned look didn't leave & he raised an eyebrow at his awkwardness of talking to a snake.
"Don't you remember me?" she asked surprised.
Yami thought about Harry Potter & started questioning whether the aspect of Parseltongue was real & if it was, was he speaking it now without even knowing it?
But then he took a closer look at her face & a lightbulb lit in his head. Memories of the ancient days became clear. He recognized her! Then a name rushed to his lips.
"Mrs. Serpentia Giza Le Opera?" he asked.
Her eyes widened & she jumped up which caused him to fall back.
"YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YESSSS!!" she gasped.
She fanned herself with the end of her tail, which was pitch black & shaped like an arrow.
" It's me! I'm alive too! After 5,000 years! I know, Its weird!" she constricted herself around his arm & hugged it.
"Whoa…what a pleasant..surprise" he laughed.
Then, Yami got a flashback of the Rare Hunters & stood up immediately with a serious look on his face.
"Pharaoh what's wrong?" she asked confused.
" I must get to the city Cairo, I got abducted by 1 of my arch foes & his followers so I must hide from them. Please, I have no time for reunions right now. I'm so sorry. But I must leave now." He said as he started to walk.
"Wait! You can come with me! To MY home! They won't look there because they won't expect to find you in a snake house!"
Yami looked up & thought it over. It DID seem logical & safer for the matter. He smiled & looked at Mrs. Opera's face & nodded.
"Alright! Thank you very much for your hospitality. I dearly appreciate it." She beamed
" Ok then! Follow me!" she slithered off his arm & began to lead the way rapidly. Even so, Yami kept up. The funny pair disappeared into the Egyptian desert headed for the home that Yami had provide for Mrs. Opera & her family over 5,000 ago.
TO BE CONTINUED!………………
Well how'd ya like them apples huh? I know, I'm a weird author! But this is what I dreamt up so deal with it people! Don't worry I'll try & put more comedy ok? Chapter 3 will come out a.s.a.p. because its SUMMER! Woot! So I've got more time in my hands for fanfics + comics/mangas I draw - So c ya next chapter with more bloopers of course! Read & Review please! Or else I won't give you sneak peaks! And Yami will be stranded in the desert!
Yami: Hey! If you are my fans, then you'll listen to the authoress! ToT!!! Mrs.Opera:-