Ok... I know you are gonna kill me for not updating... but... meh... Ok this isn't from my site, but I like the idea so here it is!

Chapter 17

"Ia... I'm board!" Luffy called out one day.

"Yes... this is news to you?"

"Could you tell me a story?"

"Why?"

"Cuz I'm board!"

"Fine... what one?"

"The one where the Emotional Pirates came!"

"That was 2 weeks ago? You should remember that?"

"TELL!"

"Fine! Once upon a-"

"NOT THAT WAY!"

"When Luffy was 2 weeks younger than he is now..." she started irated, Luffy happy. "I was walking around, Zoro was sleeping, you were trying to wake Zoro, Skie was helping in a non-helpful manor, Nami was being a boaring old bag on her chair in the sun, Usopp was down in the brig workin on somethin or other, and Sanji was cleaning up your mess from the breakfast table." she said.

"Yes... go on!"

"When suddenly, another ship appeared out of nowhere. The ship was deep purple and had sky blue sails! It was hard to make it out coming on since the sky that day was a perfect blue. Now... where was I? OH ya! They rammed us into some coral, we were stuck!" she said, dramatically. "Seizing the moment, the crew jumped aboard our ship and

Climbed onto the Going Merry.

"Put out your captain so we as may... Dethrone Him." the evil captain said with a smirk.

Since nobody on the Going Merry wanted Luffy dead, except maybe a few of them, deep down at that point right then for all the bad stuff he did. But still?

"Alright! Men! Take over this ship!" he yelled and the crew attacked. Ia, Zoro, and Skie all took out their swords, Zoro took on about 7 guys at once, Skie tried to take on some freakin skyscraper with arms, and Ia was taken on by some weird guy with noodle arms.

Sanji approached a guy and without lifting a finger, had him down in 4 kickes.

Nami and Usopp had their own guys to fight. Nami took on several while Usopp ran to cover than took them out with his sling-shot.

"Freakin Crap! My swords!" Ia yelled (cuz she couldn't scream). The weird guy came up and shoved her shoulder (elbow), and yelled. "I AM INVINCIBLE!"

"You're a loony." she said back.

"That's what they always say!" he said and sat down, crying.

"Do you wanna talk about it?" Ia asked, sitting down. He nodded.

"MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I GOT YOUR SWORD! AND THEIRS NOTHIN YOU CAN DO BOUT IT!" Skie screamed and ran off with them trailing behind her. When she got to Ia...

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"He's sad. So I'm talking to him!"

She looked like she was about to have a seizure, it didn't look good at all, then suddenly she jumped off the boat!

'SAY IT RIGHT!'

'Fine, Skie! I'll tell the story right... a bit...'

So... finaly... Luffy came from nowhere and extended his arms take out every person on the crew! And he did! But Ia got to the Captain and Shot him, drowned him, and hanged him.

'Say it right!'

'I am!'

'You did not shoot, drown and hang him?'

'Who said I didn't, Skie?'

'I was there? Luffy got rid of the Captain in a huge battle!'

'Fine. Take the joy outa tellin Luffy a story, garfeinginasking.'

'What was that!'

'Nothing! Idiot...'

Luffy then went to the Captain. He was a big guy with a peg leg and was the typical TV Pirate. Luffy beat the crap outa him and sent him to D. Jones' Locker.

"Tha End!"

"No..."

"And we feasted on Lamb to celebrate, after the crew got the boat out of the coral. Luffy slept."

"Yup!"

Hopa ya like it! I did! And that Skie and Me who always argue... Luffy didn't... he doesn't know how... I guess... Or does he?