Ello all... sorry for not updating... eh... I have no excuse... meh...
Chapter... 18?
Ia was sitting in her room, reading either the 5th book or the 3rd book. Since she was reading them at the same time.
Zoro was being a down right jerk! Ia hadn't done anything to him... that day. But, he snuck into her room on tipy toes (I drew this thing down in Chibies) took out a beaker filled with green liquid.
He suddenly jumped up and poured it all over her. In a huge poof of smoke, he got up coughing, finding a black cat on his chest, claws digging into his skin.
"HOLY LORD WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM!?" he yelled.
The cat screached and hit his face with her paw.
"What was that for?! I'm yelling at a cat?" he said, getting up.
"I'd hit you harder if it wasn't for these little paws!" Ia screamed.
Zoro stared Anime at the black cat O.O.
"I'm hungry." she said and left.
Zoro found Sanji and the Cat in the Kitchen. Sanji was trying to get the beast away from the food.
"Sanji! I turned Ia into a Cat!" he yelled.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY IA-CHAN!?" Sanji screamed.
Zoro pointed at the Cat on the floor who was licking her paw.
"I'd prefer wings." she said and Sanji stared at it in disbeliefe.
"SANJI, I'M HUNGRY!" Luffy yelled.
"No food while there's a Cat on board!" Sanji yelled back.
"WHAT!" Luffy yelled and appeared at the doorway. Staring at the beast, he went over, picked her up, and attempted to throw her out the window.
Sanji caught her.
"LUFFY! WHY'D YOU TRY TO THROW ME OUT THE WINDOW!" She screamed.
Luffy fainted.
"Why is Ia screaming!?" Nami yelled from the door with Usopp behind her.
"A Cat!" Usopp said in merryment and went over to pet her. Ia started purring in Sanji's arms, Sanji melted in love.
"Where'd that rat come from?" Nami asked.
"I'm a feline you idiot!"
Nami started screaming.
The Cat's green eyes flashed brown.
"Did you hear my thoughts!" Zoro yelled.
"No. Luffy has weird dreams when he's unconscious. Nami's want's to wake up, Usopp thinks I'm just simply adorable! And Sanji won't let go of me for the world."
"No I won't, Ia-Chan!" he purred.
After lunch...
"You have a tail." Luffy said.
"I know that."
"You're fur is like silk."
"Are you gonna sell me?"
"I could."
Hisssssssssssssssssssssss
"Sorry."
"I need something to scratch. Luffy! Give me your hat!"
"NEVER!"
"Fine... ISLAND!" she screamed before Usopp could, she had read his thoughts.
"Need some help!" a kreepy old lady said, popping out of nowhere.
"Yes! Who are you?"
"I'm the old lady who pops outa nowhere to bring help! What do you need?"
"Something to cure her." Sanji said and pointed at Ia.
"Here you go!" she said and poured something all over Ia. In a poof of smoke, she was back to normal.
"Thank you!" She yelled.
When they left, a tall girl appeared.
"Do you have..." she whispered the thing she wanted in her ear.
"Yes! Beware! They bite!"
"I'll bewar." she said and left.
Weird enough???