Suicidal Mission

I sprang out from my position behind the couch with a memorized war chant coming to my lips. Dressed in a emerald green ankle length skirt with roses embroidered on it and a pale green tank top I looked fairly normal at first glance. Then you noticed the black belt hanging from my hips with many chains attached to it. That and my beautiful golden hair was a rats nest and for some odd reason I had black stripes on my face. Not entirely sure why.

"Axes flash, broad sword swing

Shining armour's piercing ring,

Horses run with polished shields

Fight those bastards till they yield

Midnight mare and blood red roan

Fight to keep this land your own

Sound the horn and call the cry,

HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DIE!"

Behind me I could hear Duo take up the cry and though later on they would deny it, Sesshoumaru-sama and Vergil as well. We had been fighting on and off for two hours against Dante, Wuffers, and oddly Malik. We had taken the kitchen and had been able to hold it but taking back my room was proving to be a trial. Poor Sesshoumaru's fluffy may never be the same again. We are still attempting to figure what exactly it was that they launched at us.

Returning to the present I went running across the living room in what looked like to the others as a suicide mission, hence the reason I was running alone. What a bunch of cowards my plan would work...I hope. If not oh great bishounen god of all that is sexy capture my soul and bring me to your heaven.

In my right hand as a weapon I wielded a plastic green light saber and my other hand was empty but hanging from my belt was a number of spatulas and wooden spoons, not to mention a can of whipped cream was tucked in there.

Leaping a foot stool I saw Wuffers head peak up over the blockade of my precious books, pillows, and other things. Wait! IS THAT MY NEW EASEL!

"SUPREME PAIN UPON THEE!"

Okay I now have to admit. It was pretty much a suicide mission. Oh sweet bishounen god of all that is sexy protect me! Was the final thought that raced through my mind as I leaped over the blockade to find only Wuffers left as a defender. He backed away seeming to be slightly frightened then his eyes narrowed as he pulled out a plastic ninja sword and came at me. Just before he reached me I whipped out my secret weapon hidden in my bra and he screamed.

Thus that nasty old lady perfume my grandmother gave me actually had a use.

Ten minutes later Wuffers was hogtied and stuck in the food closet and we had turned the blockade around at the end of the hall in case they decided to attempt to take back the living room.

I crouched in the living room where we had constructed a map of the house out of kitchen utensils and my nephew's toy cars. Pondering I looked up as Sesshoumaru and Vergil came to look over it as well. Duo had been left as the hallway guard. Startled I locked gazes with each of them in turn to see a new respect for me in there eyes. They would never say it out loud but if they ever needed a suicidal warrior princess they knew where to find me.

"So what now?" I heard Duo whisper from his spot. He too was a brilliant tactician but this type of warfare was new to all of my squad but me, who was a veteran of several such wars.

"We need ice. Or a hose. Preferably ice so that I can clean it up before it gets all my stuff wet." I could see Vergil's eyes go to the refrigerator. I shook my head sadly.

"It isn't automated. The ice in there was put int here by Dad."

"So we do it right the first time." That was Sesshoumaru in his unending wisdom. He had a point though. For if this attack did not work the dragon temple of my room would forever be lost.

"Ok we go for it. Okay?" I look at Vergil. He nods. I look at Sesshoumaru. He nods as well. I look over at Duo. After moments pause he nods as well. So this is where we meet out fate. Shall we conquer or succumb?

Tiptoeing down the hall with a pot of ice in my hands I pray that they cannot hear us over the radio that we turned on in the living room. (OOC: pauses for sustenance.) Pausing just before the doorway I take a deep breath and Vergil gives my shoulder a comforting squeeze. Or it's a "lets just get this the hell over with already" squeeze. I am not sure which. My muscles tense and I whirl around the door stop and the ice goes flying.

Five minutes later I stand drenched in what appears to be very old soda with the tip of my light saber beneath Dante's chin. Tied up next to him is Malik. Poor Heero is being rescued from a mountain of dirty laundry by Duo and Sesshoumaru is searching the room for Rin while Vergil stands calmly beside me, ever my second in command.

"Do you surrender?" My voice is cold and Dante's eyes are angry.

"Yes, but would you just tell us where the damn soda is hidden already!" I grin. That is a secret I shall never tell yet it is obvious where it is for those learned in the ways of hiding from siblings your stuff.

"It's in the most traditional place...My first chest of drawers. In the back." I figured they would have figured it out already. Hmmm...there stupider than previously thought. I catch Malik giving Dante a dirty look.

"No they are not in there you said. Shes much to sneaky for that you said. Wouldn't listen to me now would you?" Shaking my head I kick them out into the living room and settle comfortably onto my computer chair. Sweet life.

Thankies for reading. I don't know why this seems so short to me. Oh well. The battle song is borrowed from There Will Be Dragons by John Ringo. Check it out it is good stuff! R+R Always.

Panthino