"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ah how sweet revenge can be… I sit happily perched on the counter watching Dante go running out of the house with a large rainbow crab attached to umm…. a certain area of his person. I decided that I did not need any complicated plan of revenge, just something simple, easy, and amusing. I have yet to find out where in the name of all that is holy Howl found a rainbow colored crab.

"YOU EVIL DEMON DRAGONESS!" I smirk. How I love myself-Oh and Sesshie-sama…and Vergil…and Heero…and several other people. I take a sip of my soda and drop down to the floor. I open the front door and go outside to sit in the sunshine and watch Rin and Markle play. Sesshie-sama and Vergil remind me of cats, sleeping in the sun. Vergil is stretched out on his back across the flat pieces of concrete around the pond and Sesshoumaru sits in a nearby tree with his eyes half open watching the children play. Markle is showing Rin his cloak that make him look like a dwarf. He keeps telling me its not a dwarf but I strongly disagree.

Suddenly there is something small and warm attached to me. I've been glomped. I stagger and almost fall over before I catch my balance. I look down to see my best friend Hikaru attached to me. Her brown eyes are large and sparkle.

"We're going to the mall!" My jaw drops as the world goes silent and everyone seems to be looking at me.

"No we are not!" My voice is slightly hysterical. Her and me and my folks at the MALL! There would be pain and death and LIFE BANNINGS!

Uh-oh. She begins to pout. Must resist… cute face… Mall evil!

I am going to die.

One hour and thirty-two minutes later I stand in front of the mall. I must be strong and firm and- "Where did everybody go?"

"Inside and from there I do not know." I give a sigh of relief. Vergil is still with me. I love you.

"I know."

"I said that out loud?"

"Yes."

"Oh.Ok."

We enter and I try to keep a look out for everyone. I want to get out of here as fast as possible. I have to get out of here as fast as possible. First place I go is BestBuy where I figure Heero and Duo to be. I am definitely not disappointed.

There Heero talking to some dude about laptops and shit.

"Ha HA! I win I told you. I totally am Shinigami!"

"You little punk!"

Yup. Shit is a good word. Look there is Duo…with a very large muscly man trying to hit him. Got to stop this before Duo hurts somebody. What to do what to do what to do! How in the HELL?

I look to see a large stage that EVERONE can see and what does it have on it. Yup you probably didn't guess it. Dance Dance Revolution.

"Where's Malik when I need him…" The words are muttered under my breath. I can feel Vergil looking at me like I am stupid. I look up at him pleadingly.

"Wanna play DDR with me?"

"Play what?"

I point. "That." I almost start dancing with joy when he says yes.

We climb up there, past the do not enter signs, and get the game going. I choose one of my favorites songs, Sakura and Vergil glares at me.

"You couldn't have chosen a different song? Something a little less…'blossomy' may I say?" I shake my head and then my eyes pop out when I see the screen.

"DAMNIT VERGIL! Why did you have to put me on standard? I can't do anything but light!"

He smirks and the dance begins.

Like three minutes later I fall off the game pad to lie gasping for breath on the floor. Vergil gracefully descends from his game pad and a glare at him some more.

"Damn your half demon blood you ass." Need air… sweet sweet air…He simply shrugs and his gaze goes from me to the crowd of people. Suddenly a pair of black boots lands beside my head and there are two violet eyes looking down at me.

"Hi Duo."

"Ello love. Thanks for the distraction. I didn't wanna get all buff against that big guy." Yea that didn't make any sense to me either. I just won't ask.

"Ok. Whatever. Where is Heero?"

Duo smirks.

"Telling the cops that you two are his crazy cousin and her crazy boyfriend and that he is terribly sorry about you two getting up here and please don't arrest them." My eyes become big again.

"Arrested!

"Boyfriend?"

Duo nods. "Yes. Well you two don't look like brother and sister."

Vergil glares. "I could have been adopted!"

"Nah."

"Stupid human."

So it doesn't work. They still tried to arrest us and being 'crazy' people, we ran like hell with Heero and Duo 'trying to catch us' through the mall. We did manage to lose them when we ducked into Victoria Secret but then we had to explain that no the guy aren't perverts, in fact two of them are gay, and that no I was not interested in buying a leopard spotted thong and no Vergil didn't want one either. By that time Sesshoumaru founds us as we exited VS and he looked slightly harassed. Rin followed him looking shameful/proudly at the ground.

"What happened?"

Rin jumped in front of Sesshie-sama to speak. "Some stupid boy called Sesshoumaru-sama a faggot so I punched him. Is that so bad?" Heero smirked and Duo almost fell on the floor laughing. Vergil seemed to enjoy it as well. I gave Rin a smile before speaking.

"No you did okay darling. In fact we should go get ice-cream."

So we went and got ice-cream. Where we found Dante and Howl's family. Luckily nothing major happened to them although Sophie bought a very nice dress that I kinda want to steal but I won't because Sophie looks better in it then me. Anyway…

We found Malik dancing around and singing in some clothes store. He has been banned for attempting to seduce the male employee.

We found Quatre and Trowa coming out of a horror movie with Quatre attached to Trowa muttering about zombies and throwing up.

Talis and Panthino we found in a bookstore. No problems.

We had to forcibly remove SilverLoki from a toy store. They were beating the workers with toy light sabers.

I am home. I am happy. I am alone-well there is Vergil but he is half asleep watching the first Stargate movie. Ah life is at piece again…

"STUPID WANNABE GAY MAY! YOU-" The rest of this sentence if bleeped out due to major use of swear words and mentions of violence. Thank you. Have a nice day.

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