Hairballs

Hello! It's been awhile but I am alive still. I don't know why but I can't write during the summer. So now that school is up and running again I can write again. YAY! Thanks to anyone who reads this crap anyway!

"NEVA!" The call comes from the bathroom.

"WHAT!?"

"CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A MINUTE??...problem..." Sora sounds slightly panicked as I lift myself from my couch and head for the bathroom. Sora comes to live with us from Kindom Hearts and was not thrilled with it. He thought he was completely alone with the 'weirdos' as he kindly put it until I told him Riku lived with a friend of mine. That mad him happy for awhile...now we are both pretty ticked off considering said friend and Riku haven't come to school in a week.

I trip over my long pj pants as I enter the bathroom and immediately begin to drool. There stands Sora, still drenched from the shower with nothing more than a fluffy white towel around his hips. I snap out of it when I see his scowling face.

"This had better be good to pull me away from my Chem homework." He pointed at the shower.

"It's clogged." I nod and stick my head into the hall. "TROWA!" This has happened before, many times. Trowa comes shuffling down the hall with a yawn, brown hair a mess from sleep.

"Sorry for waking you up but the shower is clogged again." I say to his silent wondering. He nods and pushes past both Sora and I to start fixing it. At this point I leave to inquire as to who is burning something in my kitchen.

I pause at the point where the kitchen begins to watch this amusing spectacle and soon Sora soon comes to stand with me, wearing his KH2 outfit.

"Uh...are you going to stop them?" He inquires. I shake my head and reply.

"No. I know better than to mess with demons and I honestly want to see if they can pull this off."

In front of us a batter covered Sesshoumaru and Vergil attempting to fit Dante, Malik, and Wufei all into the oven at once. Rin was busy dancing around them in a circle singing. They gave up on fitting Malik in and let him scamper away as they slammed the oven door shut with Wufei and Dante inside. Lucky for them the thing wasn't even turned on. Vergil flicked the lock on and began to pick batter off of his clothes just as Trowa walked in carrying a large wet multi colored ball of hair.

"Catch." Sora whirled around and caught the ball only to almost drop it.

"Shower is unclogged." Trowa walks back down the hall way and disappears into the room he shares with Quatre. I look at Sora who is staring at the ball in horror.

"What, never seen a hairball before?"

"No! This is..." His face scrunches up.

"The product of having many people with beautiful long hair and only one shower. Oh goooooood morning gorgeous ones." I practically purr as several more males come into our massive living room. Sora rolls his eyes as I walk away and then stares at the dripping mass for a little while more.

"What am I suppose to do with it?" He says as he looks at Sesshoumaru.

"Throw it away, keep it as a decoration, or give it to Rin." Sesshoumaru replies before heading down the hallway to the bathroom, muttering about needing to take a shower again. Rin comes bouncing up to Sora and then stands looking at him, rocking back and forth on her feet. Suddenly she points at the hairball.

"Are you gonna keep that or may I have it?" Sora just shakes his head and hands her the hairball. Rin then giggles with joy and goes running off to her room. Sora comes into the living room and sits in the window seat and begins watching Avatar with us. I wonder how long it will take before he asks what Rin does with hair balls. One minute passes.

Twitch...Twitch...Twitch

A second minute passes.

Twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch...

A third minute passes and suddenly-

"Would you just ask already. Your twitching is interrupting the show." Ah that's Satoshi for you. I grin into my hot coco cup and glance at the ruffled blue haired teen with glasses next to me. Sora turns to face us and props his head up in his hands.

"Okay. WHAT in the world does Rin want with HAIR BALLS!?" I laugh and on another couch across the room Cloud chuckles. Satoshi pushes his glasses up on his nose only to have them slide back down in an aggravated gesture.

"She plans on drying it out, untangling the hairs and braiding them into a huge rope." Satoshi stated as if that was the end of the matter.

"Now why would she want to do that?" Sora's eyes open big in wonder. Satoshi rolls his eyes and doesn't answer.

"Rin will then bury said massive rope in a circle around the property to create a barrier which will feed off of those who contributed hair and prevent anyone who wishes any of us harm from entering." By all bishounen gods Cloud has one sexy voice. I melt inside.

Sora just looks at us all in wonder.

"Do you think it will work?" A simultaneous shrug occurs. "How-" Smack. A brocolli is thrown from the kitchen and hits Sora's forehead.

"Vergil?"

"He was interrupting Avatar."

"Ah. Ok."