ANOTHER MAURDER- ERA WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY FAN FIC!
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CHAPTER 2: SUPERHEROS!!!
Me:
WELCOME BACK TO WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!! Now we're gonna have a
game called Superheros! I'm gonna need the audience to give me some
ideas for a crisis...
Ron in the audience: ALL THE INK FROM PENS
HAS DISAPPEARED!
Me: Hahaha, I like that. Very bizarre. O. K,
James, your gonna be the superhero who discovered the crisis. Then
someone else will come and you'll get to chose a funky superhero name
for them. Then the next person will come in and the second person
will name them. Audience, you tell me a name for James.
Severus:
Why does he get to be the main superhero?!
Me: Sev, it's nothing
personal. You know I love you. Anyway, audience, if you will..
Draco:
The Stupidhero!
Me: Oh, that's good. Alrighty then, James, your
The Stupidhero. Take it away...
James: Da da da dee da..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! My pen won't work!!! WORK, DAMN YOU!
WORK!
Sirius: runs in
James: Oh thank God your here, Jolly
Giant Man! gets on his knees, pretending Sirius is a giant
Sirius:
hands on his hips Well, now, I wouldn't miss a chance to help my
little buddy James! pats him on the head
Severus: What seems to
be the problem? rolls his eyes and gets on his knees
Sirius:
Welllllll, looky here! It's The Cowardly Kid! Ho, Ho, ho!
Severus:
glares, then shrieks like a little girl
Remus: What have I
missed?
Severus: AAAAAAAAA! Oh, it's just you, Dancing Man.
Remus:
What's going on? spins around
James: MY PEN HAS RUN OUT OF
INK!
Severus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! OH THE HORROR!
Sirius:
Oh no! My pen isn't working either!
Remus:
dances
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: Hahahahahahaha! Ohhh,
that was insane! 1000 points to each of you and we'll be right back
with a game called Questions Only.
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40 MINUTES LATER...
Me:
And we're back with Whose Line is It Anyway. Now we're gonna play a
little game called Questions Only. How it works is our lovely
contestants are going to talk to each other, but they're only allowed
to ask questions and the first person to say something besides a
question loses. And Sev, since James got to start last time, you get
to go first, along with Sirius. Go ahead.
Severus: Are you jealous
that I'm the star?
Sirius: What makes you think your the
star?
Severus: Well, what do you think?
Sirius: Don't you know
occlemincy?
Severus: The bigger question is why are you naked and
handcuffed?
Sirius: Why are you greasy and ugly?
Severus: Don't
you know I'm holding up a mirror?
Sirius: Uh...Fine I lost. walks
away
Severus: Are you gay?
James: Don't you know I'm in love
with you?
Severus: Are you coming on to me?
James: Can you
guess?
Severus: Will you make out with me?
James: moves
closer Don't you know it?
Severus: But will I make out with
you?
James whispers: Will you?
Severus and James:
kissing
BBBUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
BUZZZZZ! BUZZZ!
Me: Remus, your next and for the love of God, stay
away from my man! And just so you know, Sawyer is my other
man.
Remus: Did you just make out with my friend?
Severus:
Didn't you see me?
Remus: Was it good?
Severus: What do you
think?
Remus: ...What the hell, you win.
Me: OK, we'll be
right back with a game called Infomercial!
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