CHAPTER 3: INFOMERCIAL!

A/N: Thank you my kind reviewers!

Me: We're back with whose line is it anyway. This game is called infomercial and it's for Severus and James!
Severus and James: gag, walk up to the little desk that has put in the center of the stage, next to a box of random crap
Me: What your gonna do is reach into that box and what ever you pull out has to go to what your trying to sell on your infomercial. Now I'll need the audience to give me a problem that some people need help with...
Harry: Greasy hair!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! O. K, greasy hair! James and Severus, you try to sell us a cure for greasy hair, using what you pull out of the box. Go.
James: It's 4:00, it's time to shop, shop, shop! I'm James and this is my lovely assistant, Miss Severus!
Severus: WTF?! Damn you Potter! Play it right!
James: Alright, alright, my NOT lovely assistant! Severus, have you ever noticed that you have intensely greasy hair?
Severus: I DO NOT-
James: Of course you do! And your not alone. Billions of people across the world have that little problem. That's why we're here, to bring you the one and only cure for greasy hair! Severus, please reach into the box and bring out our first item!
Severus: Reachs into the box. Pulls out a rubber chicken
James: This rubber will represent Severus.
Severus: Fine, then this will represent you. pulls out a Barbie doll in a dress
James: Huh? Wha? N-no!
Severus: Anyway, now that we have these, you'll be able to see how our product works better.
James: sadly holds the Barbie Severus, please show the viewers what else we've got.
Severus: pulls out a hard hat. Looks at James expectantly
James: Uhh..It's, um, important to keep the person away from other people while doing this. puts the chicken under the hat. What a weird sentence
Severus: That's all you've got?
James: Well, you can't come up with anything!
Severus: Oh yeah? pulls out some strange, squiggly object Oh, it's the, um...Well, I don't know what the hell that was. throws it behind him
James: See? Harder then it looks!
Severus: That was just a stupid thing! I can do it way better then you!
James: NO YOU CAN'T!
Severus: YES I CAN!!!! grabs the chicken and starts whacking James with it
James: HEY! KNOCK IT OFF! grabs Barbie and starts hitting Severus with it
Me: Uhhh...O. K, we'll be right back with a game called Party Quirks! HEY! SIRIUS! GET OFF HIM!

COMERCIAL: BUY THIS CRAP, TOO!!!!

END COMMERCIALS.

Me: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway! We're gonna play a game called Party Quirks! Sirius, you're having a party and the others will come in and you'll try to guess what they are because they're going to have some bizarre quirk. Go ahead.
Sirius: WHOO! PAR-TY! YEAH BABY!
ding dong
James: walks in. On the screen we see ' Young Severus'
Sirius: Hey, glad you could make it!
James: DIE, YOU EVIL LITLLE BRAT!
Sirius: O.o Uh, yeah, sure...
ding dong
Severus: walks in and on the screen it says ' Preppy Gryfendor cheerleader'
Sirius: Hey, I didn't invite you!
Severus: YEAH! jumps up and down THAT IS SO TOATALLY SUPER!
Sirius: O.o
ding dong
Remus: walks in and on the screen it says ' Lord Voldemort, only hyped up in sugar'
Sirius: Hi!
Remus: DON'T YOU SPEAK TO ME YOUR UNWORTHY HEY DO I SMELL CUP CAKES GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Sirius: Um, are you Severus on sugar?
Me: Close, try again.
James: Nobody talk to me! I don't want love, I want evil! broods
Sirius: Hey, who wants to listen to some music?
Severus: OH MY GWAD! THAT WOULD BE TOATALY AWESOME! claps
Sirius: W-what about you Remus?
Remus: I SAID DON'T TALK TO ME THESE ARE NOT CUPCAKES I'M NOT GAY I NEED MORE SUGER HAVE MY DEATH EATERS BRING ME SUGER! runs around in circles
Sirius: Lord Voldemort, I don't think you need any sugar.
buzzzzz. Remus walks away
James: NO BODY LOVES ME! I'M JUST GOING TO HEX EVERYONE I SEE AND CALL PEOPLE MUD BLOODS! starts shouting off made up curses
Sirius: James, you make a good Severus.
buzzz. James sits down
Severus: 1, 2, 3,4, NO ONE CAN BEAT THE GRYFENDORS! YAY! does the splits
Sirius: Are you supposed to be a creepy cheerleader?
buzzz
Me: Close enough. 10000000 points to Severus for doing that. I didn't know you could do the splits.
Severus: Neither did I...
Me: Well, we'll get you some ice and then come back with a game called the Dating Game!

END NOTES: I hope you guys like this chapter! Tune in tomorrow for the last 'episode' and please review!