CHAPTER 4: THE DATING GAME!
Me: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway. I'm your host, Danielle, and we're about to play a little game called The Dating Game! What's gonna happen is Remus, you get to be our lucky bachlorette, and you have to pretend to be on a dating game with Severus, James, and Sirius as the cotestants. This is kinda like Party Quirks cuz you have to guess about their wierd quirk. So when ever your ready...
Remus: Bachlor #1, if I were to date me, where would you bring me on our first date?
Sirius: looks at his card. It says 'James Bond' Well, I would have to bring you some where my many, many enimies could not find us, so probably somewhere not on my TV show.
Remus: O.k, bachlor #2, what would be your idea of a romantic date?
Severus: looks at his card. We see ' Sawyer from Lost' on the screen Don't talk to me, Freckles. Can't you see I'm sulking?
Remus: Hmmm, Bachlor #3, what would your perfect date be?
James: On the screen, we see 'Shaggy, from Scooby Doo' Well, like, some where we could, like, eat, like sonkes, like, man.
Remus: God this is painful. Anyway, Bachlor #1: You said you'd bring me somewhere your enimies couldn't find us. Who are your enimies?
Sirius: Well, there's Jaws, for one thing, and - GET DOWN! jumps off his chair and rolls to the floor
Severus: Well, arn't you cool? says this with a fake southern accent, but it doesn't go well cuz he's Brittish
Remus: O.k, James, because I can't stand watching you do this, I'm just going to say it: Your Shaggy, arn't you?
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Severus: Did ya figure that out all by yourself, or did you have your mommy help ya?
Remus: I bet I know you are.
Severus: Yeah, well, I bet ya didn't know that while you were talkin', I stole all your money from ya.
Remus: Fine, Sawyer.
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Remus: Now, who could you be?
Sirius: hums the James Bond theme and pretends to shoot a gun
Remus: Oh, your James Bond, arn't you?
Sirius: The name's Bond. James Bond.
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Me: 1000 pionts to each of you. And well be right back with a game called News Flash!
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M: Hiya, folks. Now we're playing a game called News Flash. It's for everybody. James and Sirius, you two are going to be our wierid news reporters, Sev, you get to be the evil sports guy, and Remus will be the depressed weather guy. Aaaaand..go.
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James: Hello, I'm James Potter and this is my co-anchor Sirius Black. Welcome to the 6:00 news.
Sirius: Tonights headlines are: A strange illness is sweeping over the nation and the authorites insist we take the proper precautions to save us from certain death. Back to you, James.
James: Arn't you going to tell us what we need to do and everything?
Sirius: Why? We already Know.
James: Oh right, THAT illness! Oh ho! It's a bad one! Anyway, in other news, Drew Carry has been kidnapped by tonight's host, Danielle and will probably never be seen again.
Me: That's right, people! I'm hosting from now on!
James: And now to sports!
Severus: Hiya folks! Welcome 'Sports Corner With Evil!' I'm your host, THE DEVIL! BAWHAHAHAHHA! Tonight in sports, we have the mysteris winning of what happens to be my favorite team, and the disappearance of the team they were playing against! That's all for 'Sports Corner With Evil!' See you next time! BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sirius: Yeah, I tried that. Nothing helps-Oh, hi, ummm, now to the weather!
Remus: sobs Hi. I'm Remus sob Lupin. In your weather today, we can see many dark clouds swriling around, much like in my depressing life. And no, they DO NOT have silver lineings! Also, we have a blizzerd on this side of the weather map, representing my confused and painful sob life! lays down on the floor and withers around WHY GOD?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!? loudly sobing
Sirius: And we'll be right back with more news, sports, and weather!
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Me: Thank you people! Next time we'll have two more games, but I can't remember what they're called!
END NOTES: Well, that wasn't very funny...Anyway, please review! I think the next one will be better!