CHAPTER 5: MORE GAMES!

A/N: Thank you, everyone who reviewed! I know the last chapter sucked, but who cares? And this chapter will be better!

Me: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway! Now we're gonna play a game that I don't remember the name of! How it works is that Remus will be the mad scientist and everyone else will be his servants, but the thing is, they're only allowed to have two lines! Sev, your lines are: What the hell was that, and I love Danielle. Sirius, yours are: I'm really a girl ( that's for being mean to Sev!), and you know you want me baby. For you James, they are: Will you marry me, and OK, go. Go ahead!
Remus: This is so exciting! I have created life!
James: OK, go.
Remus: What? I already did!
Sirius: You know you want me baby!
Remus: Of course I don't!
Severus: What the hell was that?
Remus: NOOOOOOO! You have unleashed the monster! We must go and get him before it's to late!
James: Will you marry me?
Remus: Are you frickin' kidding me?!
Severus: I love Danielle.
Me: Yeah ya do!
Remus: Look, I don't care! What matters is that-
Sirius: I'm really a girl!
Remus: I knew it!
James to Sirius: Will YOU marry me?
Severus: What the hell was that?
Remus: No, no, no! There will be no marriage here! We must stop my creation before it is to late!
James: OK, go.
Remus: Your coming too, aren't you?
Severus: I love Danielle!
Remus: I-Don't-Care! Just leave, will you?
Sirius: I'm really a girl!
Severus: What the hell was that?
Remus: IT'S THE MONSTER!
Sirius: YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME BABY!
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Me: Well, 100 points to each of you for being so good, and 3000 point to Mystery Science Theater 3000 for giving me 'you know you want me baby.' We'll be right back with another game, don't go away!

COMERCIAL: YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY LIVE WITH OUT THIS, ETHIER!
END COMMERCIAL.

Me: Welcome back! Now we're gonna play a game for all of you. It works like this: James is going to be an astronaut landing on Mars and everyone else has to be the aliens that you meet. But the thing is you guys can talk to each other, but then you have to pull out a piece of paper and say whatever it says. Trust me, if you watch the real show, it's frickin' hilarious! Sooo, start!
James: I can't believe it! I have finally reached Mars! I wonder if I will find any- pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket spredable butter! (sorry, I just saw a commercial for butter that spreds cold, so that's why he said that)!
Sirius: Welcome to our planet, earthling! Sirius, Remus, and Severus come on to the stage
James: Oh, intelligent life. That's not as interesting as spredable butter!
Severus: People from earth are so strange, very ugly, too.
James: Shut your mouth you little pulls out paper - pimp..What?! Who wrote that?!
Remus: It dose not matter. All that matters now is that we must pulls out paper -destroy Buzz Lightyear! Huh?
Me: It's just a game, play along!
James: Over my dead body, alien scum!
Sirius: Then we also destroy you like pulls out the paper-the instant potatoes...
Severus: you do not stand a chance against the pulls out paper -crazy hamsters-This is stupid!
James: You don't have the guts to bring out the Crazy Hamsters, and you would never pulls out paper- do it to me one more time...ewww...
Me: Hey, you made out with him! Lucky son of munchkin! Anyway, lets end that before it gets too weird...Oh, too late! Anyway, tonight's winner is Severus! Because I love you, too!

END NOTES: This may or may not be the last chapter..I just can't think of any more games. But I won't be doing any hoe downs, Irish drinking songs, or be playing 'props,' so what does that leave? Besides the green screen and that detective game, but I don't have anything for that, ethier. Thank you, reviewers! Please review this one!