CHAPTER 7: HOE DOWN!

A/N: I know I said that I wouldn't do a hoe down, but last night I watched Whose line and it gave me an idea. It also gave me the idea for the other games. Thank you reviewers! You are so nice! And please let me know if my new way to show actions show up. I now know that the little stars I was using just weren't showing up. Hope you guys like it, and remember, I suck at writing stuff like hoe downs!

Me: Welcome back to Whose Line Is it Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are just like all the normal girls when a Mary Sue is around! Now were gonna play a game called...Well, all right, I forgot what it's called. Anyway, what's gonna appen is all of our lovely contestants will act out a scene, but everything they say has to began with the next letter of the alphabet that the other person said. For example, if Sev says something that starts with D, James will have to say something that starts with E, and so on. Now, just for the heck of it, let's start with A. This is for all of you, and in your scene, Sev, you and James are the mobsters, and Remus and Sirius will be the two guys that owe you tons of money. When ever your ready...go.

Severus and James//stand there//

Remus and sirius//walk up//

Severus: About time you got here!

James: But did you bring the money?

Sirius: 'Course we brought the money!

Remus: Do you think we're mobsters out to trick you and make you think we have the money when we really don't? Oh, uhhh...never mind that part...

Severus: Everyone be quiet//pretends to be listening to something//

James//thinks for a minute// FAIRIES ARE ATTACKING! RUN AWAY! OH MY GOD, I FORGOT THEY HAVE WINGS//throws himself to the ground//

Remus: Guys...where are we? (from lost!)

Sirius: HIM! IT'S HIM! AAAAAAA!

Severus: I can't believe I agreed to come on this show!

James: JUMP! JUMP AWAY FROM HIM// starts hopping around while everyone stares at him//

Remus: Kan't we all just get along?

Sirius: Like hell we will!

Severus: MOMMY!

James: No good, she can't here us!

Remus: OGRES! OGRES! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sirius: Please, some one save us//sobs//

Severus// thinks// Quit your whining and lets get out of here!

James: Right!

Remus: Someone help me!

Sirius: To bad, suckers! I just used the only escape raft!

Severus: Uhhh, you mean we're in water now?

James//looks around like he hears something// Violin music? Where did that come from?

Remus//sobs// Where in the world is Matt Laurer!?

Sirius//thinks, then points// XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS!

Severus: You've GOT to be kidding me...

James: ZEBRAS! AAAAAAAAA!

Remus: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Me: Ohhh, that was so weird! I tell ya, only you guys could turn a mob scene into whatever the hell that was! A million super points to all of you!

Severus: Super points?

Me: I just say that to make them sound big...They're really just one point each. Well be right back with a hoe down! Don't go away!

COMMERCIAL: BUY THIS, OR WE'LL DROWN A GNOME!

END COMMERCIAL.

Me: Aaaand we're back with Whose Line Is It anyway! Now we're gonna do a Hoe Down! Audience, please give me some ideas for a hoe down...

Hermione: A SHOWER!

Me: A shower? This could be interesting! O.K, guys, do a hoe down about a shower!

// music//

Sirius: I love taking showers, they really are so fun! Every time I take one I wish I was never done! Yes, showers are so much, especially when I'm in there with Severus's mom!

Severus//curses Sirius// Most people say I don't take showers, but that really isn't true. I take one every day like normal people do. I just don't talk about it, mostly out of fear. The fear that I will find Sirius in there!

James: Showers aren't that great, there just something else I have to do. Soap gets in my eyes and I run out of shampoo. I wish there was something about them that would make me happy. If only I could take one with that girl named Lily.

Remus: My showers are just fine, I know they could be worse. I could walk in on Sirius and end up getting cursed.

Everyone: END UP GETTING CURSED!!!!!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZ

Me: Yup, it got interesting. 1000 points to all of you and we'll be right back with another game called TV show styles!