HELP PLEASE! BY MYRTLE THE TYRTLE

OK this story isn't actually supposed to be a work of fiction, its really just a cry for help from me, Myrtle the Tyrtle because no matter where I look on this website, I can't find any of my stuff (apart from on my User Page).

The only reason I had it written as a story was coz I thought it might sound a bit more convincing.

Sorry for the confusion! But please try and help anyway, I would be most thankful for your advice on where to look for my stories, etc, and also: HOW DO I USE THE SUPPORT / HELP function????

:( I am so confused! ):

Myrtle.

PS. If I get enough good advice I will conclude the story with someone (reader participation required here - be creative) telling Harry, Ron and Hermione how to find their favourite author Mytle :)

EDIT: Thanks to all my reviewers so far. I have recieved lots of helpful advice, including that my Username was spelt wrong! Guess its that old malfunctioning author again. Sigh. He really needs an upgrade!