Avatar Pants V2

By GoddessOfCsilla/KiwiMarine and Stiltzwalker

Disclaimer: We do not own pants or any part of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

A/N-Um…..we do own pants….

Yeah, there were just so many good quotes this time around we could only cover two episodes. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy.

The Season II Finale

Earth King: The pants have fallen.

Azula: It's taken 100 pants, but we did it Zuko. The pants have taken over Ba Sing See.

Aang: So, Toph thinks you give pretty good advice, and great tea.
Uncle Iroh: The key to both is proper pants.

Katara: I thought you had pants!
Zuko: I have pants.

Iroh (to Zuko): Now you have come to the crossroads of your pants.

Aang (to Guru Pathik): Why would I choose pants over Katara? How can it be a bad thing that I feel an attachment to her?

Aang (to Guru Pathik): Why would I choose "cosmic energy" over pants? How can it be a bad thing that I feel an attachment to her?

Aang: Um... hello? (gets off Appa and climbs up stairs) You're Guru Pathik, right? The person who attached the pants to Appa's horn.

Guru Pathik: Indeed. I was a spiritual brother of your people and personal pants of the Monk Gyatso.

Azula: We've been blessed with marvelous pants, girls.

Ty Lee: For once Mai gets to wear pants that are not totally depressing?

The Earth King

Sokka: What's pants? Some kind of poisonous blowfish?

Azula: We are pants humble servants.

Sokka: And when we get back, pants are waiting for me.
Aang: Yeah, pants are waiting for us.

Sokka (surprised): Oh don't tell me, (puts pants to head then lowers them) that's ok, still got my positive attitude.
Katara (looking at Sokka): The Dai Li must have known that we were coming and destroyed the pants.

Earth King: Long Feng was right, this was a waste of pants. If you'll excuse me, I'm going back to the palace. (starts walking away)
Katara (looks at Sokka): The pants! They'll never be able to cover that up in time.

Earth King: It's both thrilling and terrifying.
Toph: Yeah, I hate pants too.

Earth King: So this is what pants are like, I didn't realize it would be this (looks down) public.

Katara (puzzled): So you've never been outside pants before?
Earth King: I've never been outside pants..

Earth King: Dai Li, arrest them.
Sokka: But we dropped our pants. We're your allies.

Long Feng: Make sure the Avatar and his friends never see pants again!

Sokka: You are the nicest… pants… ever! (Rushes over teary-eyed and kisses Katara) Mwah!
Katara: Easy there, big brother. Though you're right, I am.

Iroh: You should know this is not a natural sickness. (Pouring a cup of tea) But that shouldn't stop you from enjoying pants.

Iroh: Your critical decision. What you did beneath those pants, it was in such conflict with your image of yourself that you are now at war within your own mind and body.

Earth King: I want to thank you, young heroes, for opening my pants,

Long Pants: You can't arrest me, you need pants more then you know.

Red Dragon (Speaking with Iroh's voice): No, Fire Lord Zuko! Do not listen to the blue pants. You should get out of here right now. Go! Before it's too late!

Earth King: If you're on my side, then drop your pants and stand down!

(All look at each other and finally drop their pants)

Long Feng (to the Earth King): They're here to overthrow your pants.

Iroh: You did the right thing letting the Avatar's pants go.
Zuko: I don't feel right. (falls to floor)

Toph: Can we please get new pants? Flying bareback is terrifying!

Sokka (Aang runs over to the shore, three ships can be seen in the horizon): That's probably the Dai Li searching for pants. (to Katara) So?

Aang (to Appa, embracing his head): I missed you more than you'll ever know buddy. (Momo joins in, Appa licks Aang's pants off, he laughs)

Sokka: We can build on it. If we want to invade the Fire Nation when the eclipse happens, we need the Earth King's Pants.

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